Merry Christmas Eve To All And Happy Kwanzaa Too

i am writing this on my brand new LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as you may or may not have known my old laptop broke and i was going crazy cause i go on the computer like everyday and my dad is constantly on our regular computer so i could barely go on at all. so today i got this one which is pretty sweet. i hope you all got something really awesome to or otherwise "santa" will bring you somethin good. i like that it has been snowing all day cause its not a ton so thats its impossible to get anywhere so you just see the good part of snow which is that its really pretty plus i like that the flakes are big and puffy like fake snow or something. luke is exhausted from all the excitement today and liked his bed and other toys (the bed is basically like his old one in the kitchen but nice and new). make sure you look at the last post by the way cause that stuff is really funny. i hope the season treated you well and brought you lots of joy.

happy holidays,
the Erickson

p.s. i just had to do that last part cause people always say that dumb stuff in christmas letters.

see ya,
Jenn

p.p.s. now thats more like it :)

My Life Is Average

i got all these from a website called my life is average. they are freakin hilarious!!!!!!!! basically the site is just people writing funny stories that happened to them. some are better than others.

At the school library, I decided to see what the last person had copied so I pressed paste. What turned up was "why are you clicking paste without copying anything?" I looked at it in shock before laughing. MLIA.

Today, me and my 10 year old cousin watched Forrest Gump. At the end she told me that when she grows up she wants to have a son named Forrest who runs track so she can yell "Run Forrest Run!" at all his meets. I have high hopes for her. MLIA.

My friend has lights in her basement that go off at certain loud sounds. Earlier, we had jokingly named it "the gaydar" because it went off every time one of our guy friends talked. When they put on the Twilight movie, the gaydar lit up every time Edward talked. MLIA

Today, after going to the ATM, i asked my friends if they knew why ATMs had headphone jacks. My one friends response? "For the deaf people". She was completely serious. Glad to know i have intelligent friends. MLIA

Today at work I was up front greeting people as they walked in. I asked a couple if they were looking for anything specific, and the woman replied "My parents." I told her we were out of stock on those, but to try back closer to Christmas, and her boyfriend said "YESSSS!" And walked out. Made my day. MLIA.

Today I walked into Subway. The man behind the counter asked me what sandwich I would like, and I told him I wanted a spicy italian. A man sitting in the restaurant raised his hand and said, "I'm right here." MLIA

Today,in U.S. History, we were reading quotes from Abraham Lincoln. One was, "It is better to leave your mouth closed and have others think you a fool than open your mouth and prove it." Suddenly, very loudly, a girl in the back of the class asks, "What does that mean?" MLIA

Today, I accidentally deleted the app store app on my iPhone. I called apple to see how to get the app Store app back. They said it could be purchased for free using the app store app. MLIA

Today, while in the city i was leaving a building with a revolving door. Instead of making my way out normally, i kept going around because it was entertaining me. Soon, the doorman approached me and i quickly stepped out and apologized. He said "It's okay, i do that all the time" and smiled. Im 15, he's a seventy year old guy. I guess the fun in you never leaves. MLIA

Today, I was in line at checkout of the Publix. The cashier and I started talking and she finally asks. "How tall are you?" and I told her 6/2. She laughed, saying she didn't believe it. So I said I was 5/14. Her response? "I thought so". MLIA

Today, I went out to dinner with my sister. We spotted my grandma a few tables away and rather than getting up, my sister decided to call her. When the phone rang, grandma looked at the phone, made a face and ignored the call. I then proceeded to call her and she immediately picked up. I always knew she liked me better. MLIA.

Today, while examining my grandpa's paper shredder, I noticed that it said: "Warning: Do not attempt to shred a gingerbread man." I wonder how and why this was discovered to not be a good idea. MLIA

the very much average,
Jenn

Insanity in the Shape of a Bird!!

This is an actual living bird!!! i think its awesome and hilarious. i was looking on the blogs of note and this picture was on one of them. the site is called ugly overload which is definitely true for some of the pictures but this is just werird.look at the post before this too cause i posted something else like 5 minutes ago.

Pancake and Waffle

ok today i am going to tell you a little story...

Once upon a time there was a pancake plus also there was a waffle. The pancake and waffle were talking about how they were delicious especially with chocolate chips or syrup but not both cause that's disgusting. and since they are so delicious the children that made them would want to gobble them up. so even though they loved the children they knew they had to escape. so they jumped off the counter and ran across the kitchen floor to the dog door. well really they jumped cause they dont legs you know. When they got outside they spotted a little house and said "oh look there's a little house. we should go to that little house." so they went over to the little house and went inside and said "what a nice little house and it even has squeky toys" they did not know why there were squeky toys though. They soon found out when the dog who owned the little house came back. They were very afraid because dogs like to eat pancakes and waffles. but the dog said "don't worry i wont eat you because i am a vegetarian. i will keep you as my pet" so the moral of the story is: you better watch your pancakes and waffles cause otherwise your pet will have a pet and that's just weird.

THE END

wasn't that a nice story. and it even had a moral! it just doesn't get much better than that.

the amazazing storyteller,
Jenn

p.s. i made that up in facs yesterday cause we were making pancakes and the top of the direction sheet said Pancakes and Waffles. just in case you were wondering.

Don't Let It Snow! Don't Let It Snow! Don't Let It Snow!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! SNOW!!!!!!! in OCTOBER!!!!!! this is so insane!!! it is pretty but still come on it's only october not december!!

Guitaring it Up

today i had my first guitar lesson.it was good except my fingers hurt. we learned 4 chords. it was really awkward at first though because it was like 15 guys and me and no other girls but then another girl came in plus it didn't really matter cause it's not like we have to talk to each other or anything. there were mostly 6th graders and a couple 7th graders and me and colin.

later,
JeNnJeAnNe

School...The Horror!!!

i can't believe there's only one more week of summer!!!! but if you think about it a week is pretty good since usually we would be going to school THIS week but since labor day is late we go to school later. yay! but it's still not a very long time. it seems weird that we're gonna be 8th graders cause in 6th and 7th grade we heard about 8th grade stuff we never did any of it but now it'll be the kids younger than us hearing about all the stuff we do. WeIrD. from what it sounds like there's practically no one in my family cause i've only heard like 5 people in my family. of course 2 of them are meg and nicole but i still wanna know what other people are in my family so i guess i'll just have to wait and see who is when i get to class. maybe there's barely any west kids and a bunch of east kids. SCARY!! i'm serious some of those kids are crazy like the east kids on my bus who were gonna beat each other up when they got off the bus. i'm sure they're not all like that but still.

cya,
Jenn

p.s. down by Jay Sean is the BEST song

Check Out The Video!!

My Hands Are Bananas!!!!!!!! That thing is hilarious!! The first time i watched it i thought it was just weird but then i watched it some more and its really funny!! So watch the 3rd video over there -->

Writin' in Da' Summatime

exert:
My heart was racing faster than a race car, it was beating louder than a raging river. I was all alone and helpless. I had to think fast if i was going to get out of this. How did i even get into this mess? My life wasn't always like this i hope you know. Well you probably don't know so i should start at the beginning and by the time we get to now maybe i'll have everything sorted out. Maybe.

i know that was kinda short but i can't come up with anything else right now and i want it to sound good so i don't want to just quick write something down. i'll try to come up with something tonight. if you come up with something that sounds good just write it in the comments and i might decide to use it.

buh-bye,
JennJeanne

p.s. like the background? the sides are kinda lame but i think the middle is awesome. and read the blog description. i found it on some website but it's totally true :)

I'm Back!!!!!!

whether you knew it or not i was at camp until yesterday. it was AWESOME!!! i was at inspiration point which is a church camp near alexandria. me and nicole went together. we are in these things called cabins (a group that you do everything with) and surprisingly none of them were too annoying. this one girl Aabreana was kinda a drama queen but most of the time it was more entertaining than annoying. Our counselor was Joanna and she was totally awesome!!! a lot of times she would talk in weird voices and it was hilarious!! plus also she went to tanzania and climbed Mount Kilimanjaro which sounded cool. a lot of the staff at camp could play the guitar and sing good and it kinda made me wanna learn to play guitar. Joanna was one of those people and some of the nights she played and sang songs for us before we went to sleep. it was really calming. one of the things we do at camp is adventure course. that's where your cabin and another cabin do really hard challenges. the main challenge we did was the magic carpet ride one. you had to fit everyone on this tarp thing that was like 3ft. by 3ft. and once everyone was on we had to flip the tarp completely over without anyone touching the ground. it was so hard!!! we worked on it for three days and we still didn't finish. we were all kinda disappointed that we didn't finish but we were proud at how far we got. it probably doesn't sound that hard but it was cause we had 8 girls(my cabin) and 7 boys(the other cabin) which if you can't do the math is 15 people so we could barely fit even with the tarp unfolded all the way. Like i said there were 8 girls(including me) in my cabin they are: me, nicole, emily, meredith, aabreana, sara, kellie, and evie(yeah you read it right her name is evie) and the adventure course cabin was nathan(the counsler), caleb, joey, trevor, jacob, chance, gavin,and austin. we actually kinda became friends with them. it was probably because we played this totally awesome game with them called signs. you might of heard of it but if you haven't, how you play is everyone picks a hand signal to do (like mine was socks in sign language) and someone "has" the sign and they pass it on by doing someone else's sign and the person they send it to has to recieve it by doing there own sign and then they send it on. there's a person in the middle trying to guess who has the sign and if they tag you and you have the sign you go in the middle. some people were really scary in the middle, like caleb would be standing there and then all of a sudden he would jump at someone. and kellie was hilarious cause whenever she had the sign and the person in the middle was coming towards her she would start freaking out and more than once she kicked the person in the middle(every time it was jacob which was weird). well i should probably stop and this is the longest post i've ever written i think. so...

see ya,
Jenn

Almost Practically July

Can you believe that almost a whole month of summer has already gone by?!?! it's so weird that the 4th of july is this week. it'll be fun to see people from school on the 3rd since a bunch of kids are always there. plus also it will be awesome to have delicious food there that is not nutritious at all. yay! that is all for now i suppose.


la de da,
JeNn

Cartoon Attack!

I found a bunch of these little cartoon things on this one website. They aren't really that funny but they were kinda weird so i decided to put some on here.

bizzia byzza,
Jenn

p.s.i didn't make up the bizzia thing

How to Make Your Teachers Think You're a Freak

These are freakishly hilarious!!!! Doing stuff like this is the only upside of school. i dare you to do one of these :)

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"

2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.

3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.

4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.

5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"

6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".

7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.

8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.

9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.

11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.

12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.

13. Sing your questions.

14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.

15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."

16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O'Reilly.

17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.

19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".

20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.

21. Stare continually at the professor's crotch. Occassionally lick your lips.

22. Address the professor as "your excellency".

23. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.

24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.

25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.

26. Ask whether you have to come to class.

27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.

28. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.

29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become aggitated when the professor can't understand you.

30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.

31. Watch the professor through binoculars.

32. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.

33. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.

34. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"

35. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

36. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.

37. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the professor's reply and proceed to do so anyway.

38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.

39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"

40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.

41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.

43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for "stud".

44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell that?"

45. Disassemble your pen. "Accidently" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.

46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.

47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.

48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.

49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.

50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia.

funny stuff,
Jenn

p.s you have to do it on the first day

Day of School = LAST!!!

If you didn't figure it out it's the LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!! Which means i don't have to listen to dumb teachers for 3 months.I plan to be lazy and not do anything :) well mostly nothing. When i think of summer i think of laying in a hammock tied between two trees that give shade from the hot sun, just laying there swinging back and forth in shorts and tank top, listening to the sounds of summer like birds, kids laughing,and the wind. If i could i would do that ALL summer. it just sounds so peaceful and calming. there might be better ways to spend your time but that sounds like the best to me. so if you have massive plans try to stop once in a while and just relax instead of constantly running cause those are the most precious moments of summer.

Just Relax,
JeNn

Type, Type, Typing Away

exert...

“Execute him,” boomed the great Zandeshi. “He has disturbed my Zen.”
“Sire, are you sure? He was only trying to make you comfortable. This would be the 6th execution this week!” one of the Zandeshi’s servants asked, afraid of the answer.
“Are you questioning my authority? Maybe I should execute you instead,” Zandeshi said glaring at the servant.
“Never, sire. It was just a question. I will take this man to the dungeon straight away.” The servant bowed to the Great Zandeshi and led the man to the dungeon.

* * * *

“I am so sorry this happened to you,” the servant said apologetically. “The Great Zandeshi has been very angry lately for the smallest things. No one knows what’s wrong and we are scared that we could be the next to be locked up and executed.”
“I have noticed it too. The sudden change is very worrisome. Unfortunately, I will not be around long enough to see the outcome of this strange behavior.”
“You still have a chance to escape.” The servant whispered.
“What do you mean?”
“The walls at the back of every cell are made of dirt. Since the Zandeshi’s sanctum is built into a hill all the rooms on this side have one dirt wall. Since it is so dark none of the prisoners figured out that the wall is made of dirt. Usually I wouldn’t tell a prisoner that they could escape but since you have been wrongly sentenced I think you should have the opportunity to be free.”
“That is very kind of you to tell me but I have no way of digging through the dirt to the outside,” The prisoner said sadly.
“I could find a way to sneak you a shovel. I know-“the servant was cut off by the sound of guards coming down the bamboo steps to the dungeon. The servant started to walk away when the prisoner called to him,
“Wait, before you go I must know your name. “
“Vium Slance,” the servant replied. “And you?”
“My name is Lombo. Lombo Canchum. “Vium smiled and ran up the stairs, already planning how he would help Lombo escape. Although they didn’t know it they had created a friendship that would change the world.

Character Descriptions
The Great Zandeshi: He is the leader of Jomawatu Island. Usually he is peaceful but lately he has been very irritable. No one knows why except the island’s scientist. The reason he is so short tempered is because the scientist is trying to make a serum that makes Zandeshi immortal. It has taken longer than expected and The Zandeshi is not very patient.

Vium: one of the Great Zandeshi’s servants. Feels bad for people in prison for no reason. Wants to help prisoners. Brave, rebellious, likes adventure.

Lombo: unfairly put in the Zandeshi’s prison. Wants to escape and find out why the Zandeshi is acting strange. Curious, notices detail, extremely smart.

Juit: survivor from a sunken pirate ship. Washed up on the shore of Jomawatu Island. Joins Fugym and Vium and helps them find out more about the Zandeshi. Strong, daring, always ready to help.

Fugym: Scientist forced to try to create a serum to make The Great Zandeshi immortal. Smartest person on the island. Has invented cure to many diseases. Inventive, smart, imaginative, stressed.

This is the story i am writing during typing. i haven't gotten very far but i like it so far.

La De Da,
JennJeanne

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

I got this in an email so you might have already seen it but i think it's freakin hilarious!!!!! I could totally see Meaghan doing all this stuff :)

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.


2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom... Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'ForMarijuana'.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water, whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream...'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. '


laugh til' you cry,
Jenn

p.s. this kinda reminds me of 13 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Wheat Bits

Exert
This morning for breakfast I had cereal. My mom made me eat the healthy cereal again, which is like eating soggy cardboard. I had to stop myself from gagging while eating it. The second I finished I raced up to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I had to get the taste of sawdust out of my mouth. I made a mental note to try to think of a way to sneak sugar into the dreaded Wheat Bits. Trying to forget the incident, I walked across the hall to my bedroom to pick out my outfit. After much thinking, I decided on my new lime green tank top with the words peace & love in hot pink on the front. For my pants I decided on my True Religion jeans that are pre-ripped at the knees. Just as I walked out of my walk-in closet my dog, Cotton, jumped on my bed and started chewing on my tank top. Before I could stop him, he had chewed a big hole in my shirt.at that moment i knew it was going to be a bad day.

Nicole said she thought that was really good but i dont think it's that good. whatever.

FrEaKy!!!!!!!!!

That ghost movie looks so freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even the commercial freaks the crap out of me!! I can't believe anyone would watch that!! I would have nightmares for a long time if i watched that!!!!

that's all,
JeNnJeAnNe

Awesome Hair

I think that different colored hair is awesome. It would be sweet to have weird colored hair!!!

Easter Eve!!!!!!!

WOO HOO!!!!! Today i am going to dye eggs(die eggs die!!!).and then tomorrow i look for real eggs and plastic ones with presents inside!!!!!!!!!!!yay!!!!!!!!!!!! that is all.

HaPpY EaStEr!!
Jenn

p.s. Easter is my favorite holiday cause you look for your presents!!!

p.p.s. that is all.

Funny Stuff

i know these are kinda lame but i thought they were funny :)

So Sweet are the Signs of Sprinter

Yes, it's true, Sprinter is upon us. What is Sprinter you ask? Oh, you naive child with all your questions. So ignorant when it comes to such things as the 5th season.
Yes, to answer your silly wondering Sprinter is in fact the 5th season. There's no such thing you say? Well of course there is. They just don't teach about it in school these days. What Sprinter is, my dear child, is a combination of winter and spring. It occurs for a week are two at the end of winter or the beginning of spring. Sprinter has the snow of winter but also the grass of spring. Now that I have enlightened you on the season of Sprinter go outside and enjoy it!!!!!

highly educated,
Dr.Jennifer J. Erickson

Laugh 'til you Cry

I knew a blonde that was so
stupid that.......

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she to ok the 22 bus twice instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home



Hope a little blonde humor makes you laugh as much as it makes me laugh :)

Jenn

p.s. no offense blonde people

SPRING BREAK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats's right you dont need your eyes checked cause it really is SPRING BREAK!!!!!! and for the first time EVER i'm going somewhere!!!!!!! so finally when the teacher says who's going somewhere for spring break i can raise my hand and be all "WOO HOO I'M GOING TO FLORIDA!!!"except i wouldnt do that cause everyone would be all "you got issues. take a chiil pill".the only bad thing about going somewhere is waiting to leave cause i still have a whole day before i leave and i'm already going insane waiting!!!hope fully i can make it

going to florida,
Jenn-Jeanne

p.s.i just read this and it sounds really weird but whatever

So Insane I Can't Believe It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO AWESOME I CAN BARELY BELIEVE IT!!I MEAN LOOK AT IT!!!!IT'S FREAKISHLY HUGE!!!!

JeNNjEanNe

So Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-attempt to fly off a high shelf

11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section


i didnt make those but i wish i did. those are SO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's all,
JeNn

p.s.tech decks are RETARDED!!!

SNOWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We got to leave 2 hours early from school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and that means no conferences!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was hilarious cause when they announced that we were leaving early it wasnt even snowing!! but then it started blizzarding and when we were on the bus no one could see anything but white!!! it was freaky cause that means the bus driver couldnt see anything. but obviously i survived(i'm sure everyone was worried about me :) I hope we get off tomorrow to we probably wont but it would be awesome if we did.

SNOWY,
Jenn

p.s.sorry about the longish amount of time between posts.

HoRoScOpEs

yay!!horoscopes!! i dont know why but i like reading these even if the stuff doesnt happen.but if the stuff does happen thats awesome!!

CaPriCoRn Dec.22-Jan.19
If you wake up in a blue mood, remember that you can turn things around just by willing them to be different. You can make yourself start feeling good as soon as you start thinking good thoughts! Toss out your worries, your fears, and your preoccupation with unconstructive things. It's important to feel your feelings and give yourself time to process them, but there comes a point when you just have to say 'no' to negative thinking. To help switch your emotional gears, watch a sitcom or visit with a funny friend.

AqUaRiUs Jan.20-Feb.18
Things are just not going to go the way you want them today, no matter how feverishly you wish or how hard you push. But your mood is so great that you probably won't care too much. The earlier you give up your adamant beliefs, the sooner you will get back to being in a good mood. You have to choose your battles, and today you should choose none, thank you very much. And don't fear that you are losing influence! Just because you can't get your way today does not mean that you won't get it tomorrow.

PiScEs Feb.19-March 20
You are starting to think about making some big changes in your life, probably because one of your friends has been going through a dramatic transformation lately and you are feeling inspired! Start today by asking this person for a few pointers on how to go about a new evolution. They have some excellent advice to give you, and some of their inside secrets should surprise you. Your attention will be very flattering to them, and it will encourage them to keep on going on their new life path!

ArIeS March 21-April 19
One of your favorite people is moving into an exciting new phase of their life, and their happiness is rubbing off on you! You couldn't be more excited and proud that they are having all their good deeds rewarded. Get involved with what they are doing with enthusiasm, and some of their good karma will also rub off on you! Not everyone can be this big hearted, and your stature in their lives will benefit from your support. This is a growth phase for your relationship.

TaUrUs April 20-May 20
Embarking on new beginnings is always important, but make sure that you aren't losing appreciation for your old connections. Every step you have taken in the past has led you to where you are today -- and where you are today prepares you for getting you where you are meant to go. So make time for old friends in between hanging out with new friends. Send a thank you note to that teacher or mentor who helped you. Realize that your life is not just about the future.

GeMiNi May 21-June 21
It's a good idea to reexamine your toughest goal today -- because it is probably too unrealistic for you to reach, at least just yet. Frustration is not a good motivator right now, so ratchet things back and give yourself a more reasonable expectation of what can happen in your given time frame. You deserve to feel like a success, not like someone who can never quite reach that brass ring. Adjust your sights and be more reasonable. The win will feel just as good.

CaNcEr June 22-July 22
Spice up your day by making a connection with a stranger -- go on and smile, flirt, or simply start up a casual conversation with someone you've never met before. Having genuine, face-to-face contact with an unknown entity will give both of you a rush -- and a reminder that people are just people, and everyone likes being liked. You can choose to have a pleasant experience instead of an average one, it just take a tiny little bit of effort. And the reward is always interesting, at the least.

LeO July 23-Aug.22
Your professional life is getting lighter and brighter, but you can expect things to get hot and heavy in your personal life! This is something you have been waiting for, and you are more than ready to take advantage of it. Call up your sweetie or your crush and plan something social with them as soon as possible. They are in this phase too, and when the two of you get together the energy will be palpable. Where you are going may not be clear, but it's clear you are going there together.

ViRgO Aug.23-Sept.22
Before you get involved in any new project, competition or relationship today, you need to put things on pause -- take another long look at the last project, competition or relationship you were involved in. There are some loose ends that still need to be tied up in a neat little bow. Make sure you finish it up completely before starting on something new. You know that you've got to close that door before you will be totally ready to open up another one.

LiBrA Sept.23-Oct.22
Are you getting the distinct impression that someone at work thinks that you are a pushover? Today, give them a sweet surprise and show them that you know how to stick to your guns and get the job done! As soon as you flex your muscles, they will probably stop seeing you as a doormat and start seeing you as a force to be reckoned with. You can expect better behavior from them in the future. Being more commanding with people can be addictive, so watch out!

ScOrPiO oct.23-Nov.21
Let your mischievous side come out to play for a little while today -- it's nice to be good, but it so much more fun to be naughty! You deserve a little silly distraction today, and you've been itching to play some practical jokes and pranks for a while. As long as you're not hurting anyone's feelings or doing damage to someone's belongings, you've got a green light for fun times. You have a few friends who would love to get in on the good times, too.


SaGiTtArIuS Nov.22-Dec.21
January 29, 2009 There's no need to worry that you are losing things today -- anything you lose either doesn't really matter or can be easily replaced. Just let yourself get carried away and do your thing without worrying about little details. You've got bigger fish to fry! For a while now, you've been over thinking things a bit too much -- and this has been keeping you from moving forward. Stop worrying whether or not you'll fall on your face and just move forward!

Exert!!

exert.....

“Meranda Weathers here for work!” I said as I walked up to my boss’s desk. “I’m so glad you decided to pick me to work here. I know a lot of people tried for this position so it’s an honor that you thought I was best for the job. I can’t wait to show you how-”
“Listen, Amanda” my boss said cutting me off completely.
“It’s Meranda” I corrected her.
“Well whatever your name is squeeze your chatbox for a second would ya. I’m trying to finish my crossword. Let’s see here 8 letters for bothersome.” This was an outrage! How could she just cut me off so she could finish her stupid crossword? I was not going to let this happen to me.
“I don’t think that was very fair I was just-”
“Annoying!” my boss shouted cutting me off again!
“Excuse me but that is no way to talk to a person that is trying to be nice” I said, furious.
“No, you got it wrong Mandy,” my boss said trying to defend herself. “I figured out the crossword. Eight letters for bothersome is annoying.”
“Oh. Well still, before you cut me off and totally dismissed what I was saying. Four-fifty an hour is not worth this. I quit!” I said walking out mad as a hornet.
“Oh and one more thing,” I said turning around. “It’s Meranda, you bubble headed twit!” With that I walked out, slamming the door behind me.


i think its kinda funny cause the boss llady is totally delirious and the girl's kinda a spazz cause you wouldnt just quit like that. hope you liked it :)

Jenn

Snowy!!!

It's been snowing all day and it's still snowing. i hope it keeps snowing all night so we get a snow day tomorrow. that would be awesome!!!i dont have to go to piano cause my mom wont drive in snow!!yay!!!!i wish i knew if we had to go to school tomorrow or not cause if we didnt i wouldnt have to finish my math til tomorrow.

let it snow,
JeNnJeAnNe

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy New Year everyone!!!!!!!!!This year my resolution is to live in the moment and make the best or every(or at least most) situations.and this year we get to go to the freshman center.yay!!!(i just thought of that) so enjoy 1/1/09 cause it'll never come again.

happy new year,
Jenn