i am writing this on my brand new LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as you may or may not have known my old laptop broke and i was going crazy cause i go on the computer like everyday and my dad is constantly on our regular computer so i could barely go on at all. so today i got this one which is pretty sweet. i hope you all got something really awesome to or otherwise "santa" will bring you somethin good. i like that it has been snowing all day cause its not a ton so thats its impossible to get anywhere so you just see the good part of snow which is that its really pretty plus i like that the flakes are big and puffy like fake snow or something. luke is exhausted from all the excitement today and liked his bed and other toys (the bed is basically like his old one in the kitchen but nice and new). make sure you look at the last post by the way cause that stuff is really funny. i hope the season treated you well and brought you lots of joy.
happy holidays,
the Erickson
p.s. i just had to do that last part cause people always say that dumb stuff in christmas letters.
see ya,
Jenn
p.p.s. now thats more like it :)
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
My Life Is Average
i got all these from a website called my life is average. they are freakin hilarious!!!!!!!! basically the site is just people writing funny stories that happened to them. some are better than others.
At the school library, I decided to see what the last person had copied so I pressed paste. What turned up was "why are you clicking paste without copying anything?" I looked at it in shock before laughing. MLIA.
Today, me and my 10 year old cousin watched Forrest Gump. At the end she told me that when she grows up she wants to have a son named Forrest who runs track so she can yell "Run Forrest Run!" at all his meets. I have high hopes for her. MLIA.
My friend has lights in her basement that go off at certain loud sounds. Earlier, we had jokingly named it "the gaydar" because it went off every time one of our guy friends talked. When they put on the Twilight movie, the gaydar lit up every time Edward talked. MLIA
Today, after going to the ATM, i asked my friends if they knew why ATMs had headphone jacks. My one friends response? "For the deaf people". She was completely serious. Glad to know i have intelligent friends. MLIA
Today at work I was up front greeting people as they walked in. I asked a couple if they were looking for anything specific, and the woman replied "My parents." I told her we were out of stock on those, but to try back closer to Christmas, and her boyfriend said "YESSSS!" And walked out. Made my day. MLIA.
Today I walked into Subway. The man behind the counter asked me what sandwich I would like, and I told him I wanted a spicy italian. A man sitting in the restaurant raised his hand and said, "I'm right here." MLIA
Today,in U.S. History, we were reading quotes from Abraham Lincoln. One was, "It is better to leave your mouth closed and have others think you a fool than open your mouth and prove it." Suddenly, very loudly, a girl in the back of the class asks, "What does that mean?" MLIA
Today, I accidentally deleted the app store app on my iPhone. I called apple to see how to get the app Store app back. They said it could be purchased for free using the app store app. MLIA
Today, while in the city i was leaving a building with a revolving door. Instead of making my way out normally, i kept going around because it was entertaining me. Soon, the doorman approached me and i quickly stepped out and apologized. He said "It's okay, i do that all the time" and smiled. Im 15, he's a seventy year old guy. I guess the fun in you never leaves. MLIA
Today, I was in line at checkout of the Publix. The cashier and I started talking and she finally asks. "How tall are you?" and I told her 6/2. She laughed, saying she didn't believe it. So I said I was 5/14. Her response? "I thought so". MLIA
Today, I went out to dinner with my sister. We spotted my grandma a few tables away and rather than getting up, my sister decided to call her. When the phone rang, grandma looked at the phone, made a face and ignored the call. I then proceeded to call her and she immediately picked up. I always knew she liked me better. MLIA.
Today, while examining my grandpa's paper shredder, I noticed that it said: "Warning: Do not attempt to shred a gingerbread man." I wonder how and why this was discovered to not be a good idea. MLIA
the very much average,
Jenn
At the school library, I decided to see what the last person had copied so I pressed paste. What turned up was "why are you clicking paste without copying anything?" I looked at it in shock before laughing. MLIA.
Today, me and my 10 year old cousin watched Forrest Gump. At the end she told me that when she grows up she wants to have a son named Forrest who runs track so she can yell "Run Forrest Run!" at all his meets. I have high hopes for her. MLIA.
My friend has lights in her basement that go off at certain loud sounds. Earlier, we had jokingly named it "the gaydar" because it went off every time one of our guy friends talked. When they put on the Twilight movie, the gaydar lit up every time Edward talked. MLIA
Today, after going to the ATM, i asked my friends if they knew why ATMs had headphone jacks. My one friends response? "For the deaf people". She was completely serious. Glad to know i have intelligent friends. MLIA
Today at work I was up front greeting people as they walked in. I asked a couple if they were looking for anything specific, and the woman replied "My parents." I told her we were out of stock on those, but to try back closer to Christmas, and her boyfriend said "YESSSS!" And walked out. Made my day. MLIA.
Today I walked into Subway. The man behind the counter asked me what sandwich I would like, and I told him I wanted a spicy italian. A man sitting in the restaurant raised his hand and said, "I'm right here." MLIA
Today,in U.S. History, we were reading quotes from Abraham Lincoln. One was, "It is better to leave your mouth closed and have others think you a fool than open your mouth and prove it." Suddenly, very loudly, a girl in the back of the class asks, "What does that mean?" MLIA
Today, I accidentally deleted the app store app on my iPhone. I called apple to see how to get the app Store app back. They said it could be purchased for free using the app store app. MLIA
Today, while in the city i was leaving a building with a revolving door. Instead of making my way out normally, i kept going around because it was entertaining me. Soon, the doorman approached me and i quickly stepped out and apologized. He said "It's okay, i do that all the time" and smiled. Im 15, he's a seventy year old guy. I guess the fun in you never leaves. MLIA
Today, I was in line at checkout of the Publix. The cashier and I started talking and she finally asks. "How tall are you?" and I told her 6/2. She laughed, saying she didn't believe it. So I said I was 5/14. Her response? "I thought so". MLIA
Today, I went out to dinner with my sister. We spotted my grandma a few tables away and rather than getting up, my sister decided to call her. When the phone rang, grandma looked at the phone, made a face and ignored the call. I then proceeded to call her and she immediately picked up. I always knew she liked me better. MLIA.
Today, while examining my grandpa's paper shredder, I noticed that it said: "Warning: Do not attempt to shred a gingerbread man." I wonder how and why this was discovered to not be a good idea. MLIA
the very much average,
Jenn
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