What Did You See?

Who Ate The Food?

I am currently having a mystery obsession. that's because i've been reading the book liar society which is all suspenseful and mysterious and a little scary but for some reason i have more of a tolerance of scaryness in books than in movies, proven by the fact that i was scarred for life by the paranormal activity 3 commercial. besides that book i got a new nancy drew today and of course i always get obsessed with nancy drew because it's awesome. this one is weird because nancy was blamed for a fire so she's in jail and you have to switch between her and her friends.

since we didn't have fat thursday this week (on account of we didn't have school on thursday) me and my mom made up for it by having fat friday. well i had poptarts for breakfast like usual and then me and my mom went to coldstone for lunch because we had a coupon for my birthday and then we went to a movie (the big year- it was a comedy about bird watching with steve martin, jack black, and owen wilson, it was odd but alright) so we had a bunch of popcorn and pop. so yes i have made up for the lack of fat thursday.

3 Little Races

For the speech audtition one of the things we have to do is create our own versoin of the 3 little pigs so here is what i did. (make sure to note the accents the lines are said in)

(Suave) Narrator: Now children (and not so children), I have for you today an enchanting tale and it all starts with 3 pigs. Now you see these pigs all lived in a row with houses made of peculiar materials. Let’s enter their world shall we.


In the woods nearby lives a quite frightening wolf. Oh here he comes now! He appears to be walking up to the first pig’s house.

Wolf: (knocks)

1st Pig (Indian)- What do you want?

Wolf: Please let me in. I’m hungry.

1st Pig: No! (slams door)

Wolf: Well I’ll show her (blows).

Narrator: So you see the wolf has blown down the first pig’s house and is headed to the next one.

Wolf: (knocks)

2nd Pig (black)- What you knockin on my door for?

Wolf: Let me in. I’m starving!

2nd Pig: Oh you think I ain’t seen those movies where they let in wolf. That will not be me sir. (Slams door)

Wolf: What’s wrong with these women? Well she’ll see her mistake (blows)

Narrator: If you have intelligence you can guess that the wolf is going to the 3rd pig’s house.

Wolf: (knocks)

3rd Pig (Minnesota): Oh how’s it goin’ there.

Wolf: Would you please just let me in?!

3rd Pig: Oh of course you just come on in. You look hungry, why don’t I get you some nice tapioca pudding.

Wolf: No, no I’ll leave! It’s fine!

Narrator: And so the moral of the story is: no one likes tapioca pudding.

What's Wrong Here?

                                                      "I think we missed our stop."

Back in the Hood (Blog)

ok so i've been a fail at blogging but i have an excuse. i just have to think of one first... haha but really i have been pretty with school starting again because for whatever reason they like to give you a lot of things to do plus i've actually been going to social events instead of sitting on my computer so i'd say that's an acceptable excuse. so today i had to help with preschool sunday school because for some reason i agreed to help katie do it. talk about awkward. the children were all kinda delirious and the other helper lady was all spazzy about everything and kept repeating herself. can't wait to do that every week. hmm. plus i think the high school coffee is at the same time and better people are there but i'll never be able to go. oh well i guess that's what you get for being such a great person. haha whatever i guess it was fine. so yeah now it's october. yay!! that means my birthday and halloween and just fun stuff cause october is cool. i better go back to my homework now. see i told you they give us stuff to do. sheesh.

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