Your Life Is..... Sad

these are some prime examples of what goes on at mylifeistwilight.com-

Like OMG, I tots realised today that theres a big glass style house near mine and I flipped out because like Edward Cullen might live there!! But then my mum told me that it was just my neighbours green house... MLIT

Today, I realized, my name starts with a B! Just like BELLA! And my boyfriend Eric's name starts with E like Edward! It was meant to be... MLIT!

Today I dreamt of my own version of Edward. Average height, green eyes, soft lips, and pale cold-skinned. Life would be so much easier if I weren't in love with him, but I can't help it. If i could dream, it would be about him because someday we will be together. MLIT


(response to hp fans on this post) Shut up haterz!!!! EDWARD IZ SOOOOOO REAL AND WILL Smite all nonbeleverz. MLIT+TEAM EDWARD 4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! :D MLIT


Today it snowed and since the sun was shining I went outside to play in it. Suddenly I realized that the snow glitters in the sun light, is very white, and is cold to the touch. Snow is like Edward Cullen. I was very excited by this. MLIT


On my computer i have my weather set to Forks and when its sunny i get a little disappointed because the Cullens cant come outside. MLIT



this, my educated friends, is twilight. let's just say these people aren't the brightest bulb on the whatever. it's just too much for me. but an upside to this whole mess is that there are a bunch of harry potter fans pointing out their stupidity and lack of judgement so there's hope for some of them.

Team You're Stupid,
Jenn

Welcome To Storytime Thursdays!

you have to say it in your crabstickz voice. if you don't have one then get one. so i don't know if this will actually be a thing (probably not) but for this thursday anyway you get a story. that being said you should know that it's the beginning of a story not a whole one. i'm thinking if i keep writing it i'll post it on thursdays or otherwise post some other story or part a story if i haven't written more. i wrote this awhile ago but anywho here we go.

And so it begins. The reign of Sir Matthius Sinclair. We had been waiting for this for who knows how long. This was exactly what our kingdom needed. No more unseen attacks and houses setting fire. This was going to be the start of something better. We were all sure of it. That is of course until we saw the truth. Me and my friends saw it before everyone else did. They didn’t want to see the truth. They wanted to see the great play he was putting on and believe what he was saying. But I believe somewhere deep down they knew it was a lie. They knew it would all go horribly wrong but they didn’t know what to do about it.

I first saw it when he was on the throne and he was looking anxiously around until a man came up to him. When the man left he smiled an evil smile. The others believed it to be a smile of caring and compassion but I saw it for what it really was. I saw his eyes light up like there was something he knew that no one else did. From that moment I had to find out what it was that he wasn’t telling us. I didn’t mention it at first because if there was something going on, I didn’t want him to know I was trying to figure it out and the more people I told, the more likely something would slip. I tried to figure it out on my own by asking around about him and finding out what people thought of him. No one said a bad thing about him whether it was because they were afraid to or because they had been brainwashed by his charm, I’m not sure.

I had heard from my mother that long ago he would hang people for bringing him the wrong kind of tea or lock them up for asking him to give their family a cow or a pig. I’m not sure if she said that because she hated him or if it was true, but I know that if Mama didn’t like someone there was a good reason for it. This could be why I saw it so early. Maybe I was looking for something wrong with him without even realizing it. She was right of course but no one else seemed to be as good at judging character as she was. Every night when I came home for supper I could hear her muttering to herself about how he was nothing but trouble as she stirred the soup. I tried to ask her once why she hated him so but she would only shake her head and say that it would be seen in time. I was determined to make that time as soon as possible.

When I didn’t get anywhere asking people I admitted my thoughts to my friends. They thought it was ridiculous at first but soon they too saw the evil in his face. We all had our ways of getting information so we decided it would be best to split up and in a week we would tell about what we discovered. I worked longer days that week so I could hear the gossip of the maids. No one ever suspected that the maids were listening so people would admit secrets and say things they wouldn’t have otherwise while the maids cleaned in the background. As long as you stayed on the maids’ good side you could hear the gossip and not get gossiped about. So I stayed after my duty and offered to help them in exchange for information about Sir Matthius.

The maid I knew, Marinda, didn’t know anything but she said the maids from the castle would know and she would ask them tonight at their bunks. All the maids in the kingdom who are too old to live in their parents’ houses anymore and are not married stay in a building at the edge of town where they are fed and can sleep. They were not allowed to stay there during the day because they were supposed to find other work when they were not on duty. I had never been in this building but I had seen it. The maids say it is a terrible place which is why all of them are desperate to get married so they can leave it. I will have to go there in two years when I turn 18 but mama says that I am too pretty to be left alone until then. I’m not sure about that but I know Mama will watch out for me.

 
i know it's kinda long but i wanted to post all that i've written so far.
 
story teller,
Jennifer the Coolio

giRAFFI

CHACCARON! it's in my head for the rest of my life. seriously it's so catchy. anywhooooo want to know what i'm doing right now? i'm listening to joshua giraffe. if you don't know, that's a raffi song. raffi is truly a genius when it comes to music and i don't just mean for children but overall he's just a genius in song writing and singing because even now i want to keep listening to all the songs. and i just discovered that he sings day O!!!!! people would always ask me where i heard that song and i was like i don't know i just always knew it but that's because i've listening to it for my whole life practically. oh i love raffi. and day o.

still a child,
Jenn

p.s. it's surprising how much kids like him cause he kinda looks like a child stealer. but he's still awesome.

Spontaneous Capitals

You wanna know what i wanna do? well i'm glad you asked. what i want to do is get the dinosaur pillow pet (the orange one not the dumb one) and name him VICTORY. if you don't know that reference i want to do that because in the video bad prime minister (crabstickz) one of the political parties was velociraptors for victory (i don't care if it's a velociraptor pillow pet cause it just is anyway).

harry potter, harry potter, that's me! snape, harry, snape, harry, snape, harry, snape, harry, snape, harry- DUMBLEDORE!!! herrrrrrrrrrmoine

why is the rum gone? why is the rum gone? why is the? why is the? why is the? why is the? why is the? WHY IS THE RUM GONE?

so now i'm a hipster cause yesterday i saw harry potter again but in 3D (it's an amazing fantastical awesome movie. thought you oughta know.) and i punched out the lenses of the 3D glasses so i can wear big black glasses for reason cause who i am. not. haha i would totally get a hipster beat down for wearing 3D glasses as nerd glasses. don't hurt me hipsters!

i'm actually getting kind of excited for school to start. *bad self, bad* (hitting self in face). well really i just want to know my schedule and locker and stuff and not have school start but still i need to stay in SUMMER mode.

da da da da da, da da da da da, da da da da da....... the mario music is in my head and i would like it to LEAVE.

not at all crazy,
JJJ to the KKK to the LLLL M

ISayHeyHiHello To Cool Clothes

since i'm a teenager and so freakin cool i'm really into music and the internet and people and groups that i come across tend to have merchandise (shirts or whateva) that are cool but i never actually get them because i would have to get them over the internet and what if they fit weird or something but that doesn't stop me from wanting them. so here is a list of people/bands/internet things that i want a shirt from;

- crabstickz
- heyhihello
- starkid
- college humor (oh sheesh y'all shirt)
- davedays
- harry potter (like a sweatshirt or something)- which i actually got now
- leg mittens (nyc)
- we are rhombuses (nyc)
- adventure time (i like another one)
- livelavelive/ mitchell davis
- chestersee
- what the buck

that is all at the moment. oh by the dub nyc means not yet created. but it will be!! probably.

Jenn

Who Would Have Thought?

so funny stuff: apparently tom felton (draco malfoy) has songs on itunes and has a record deal for sometime in the future. all the songs are like sappy love songs and kinda country sounding. i dont know if you listen to them they're just kinda weird and funny. i never would have thought of him as a singer. so just a random fact for you.

is there even such a thing as british country music?,
Jenn

Fat and Grease, Yay?

hey so guess what i posted today last year. i guess that means i have nothing to do on the 3rd.... even though that makes no sense since i always go to the 3rd (or carnival whateva). but yeah i basically the whole point of the 3rd is to eat and creep on people. im sorry but that is what it is. you go there and eat food and while you're eating food you walk around and try and find something good to look at if you know what i'm sayin (or of course just anyone you know if you're normal). so yes i am sitting here basically waiting for it to start thinking about how i am gonna get me some miny doughnuts and cheese curds and all kinds of other fried crap/deliciousness. that is another reason you walk around cause with all the food you eat if you didn't walk around you would get fat right there (ok maybe not but still). so i'll see you there cause anyone who's anyone goes. ok so maybe i won't see you there....

yum food,
Jennifer

Jot it Down

i sometimes look at the blogs of note but i never see that i consider noteworthy but this time i found a couple of good ones.

http://mymilktoof.blogspot.com/

http://thoughtballoonhelium.blogspot.com/

thought you should note it....