Thursday, February 23, 2012

Will the Magic Continue?

J.K. Rowling is writing a new book for adults. I like how she thinks Harry Potter isn't for adults because obviously everyone who is anyone and their freakin mother read the H Pizzles (sorry I was just watching a Jake and Amir and sometimes I just get possessed by Amir). But really I just don't know about this sheesh (sorry again) because I feel like the book is just gonna be like oh I can write something that's not Harry Potter so it'll probably not be fantasy or adventure but like some sappy romance novel or something. I might just think this because when I think of the phrase adult book I think about how all those middle aged women read every single Mary Higgins Clark they can get their hands on (my mother being one of those women). Obviously that's not the only kind of book for adults so maybe it'll be amazing because come on it is J.K. Rowling and her writing skills brought the magic to the yard (get it?). Ok I think I just changed my own opinion but who knows we'll just have to wait until it comes out. Oh so there was an article about it on msn which basically said nothing but anyways at one point it said this:
 Rowling will now share the same publisher with Stephenie Meyer, whose "Twilight" series at least partially filled the gap opened by the conclusion of the Potter stories.

my response was: Oh do not even pretend that twicrap in anyway fills any gap in anyone's life unless they put it in their head because anyone who reads those books (and likes them) obviously doesn't have much up there. and that is my opinion on that.

Rowling Returns,
Jamir

Monday, February 13, 2012

Darren Criss Is a Bro

Well hello there! I didn't see you there. That's probably because I haven't seen you for a while but I'm back now so there's  no need to worry. I'm not going to lie I kind of forgot about you for a while but don't cry because of course I've come back to my senses and plan to see you more often.

well now that we have that out of the way i would like to say: CHO CHANG! I AM SO IN LOVE WITH CHO CHANG. FROM BANGKOK TO DING DANG, I'LL SING MY LOVE ALOUD FOR CHO CHANG!

Why me? This may sound melodramatic but let's face it, my expertise lies in the world of melodrama. So as I was saying, why me? Why did she choose me to go on this trip? If she knew me at all she would know that there's no way I can do this. I've never even left the country never mind the continent. Malaysia is not somewhere you just go whenever you feel like it. I don't how I'll survive there a month without friends or a cellphone or basically anything. Sure she says it will be a good experience and I'll make friends there but really this is the worst idea I've ever heard. On second thought maybe I'm not being melodramatic. I mean come on who would be like oh that sounds fantastic I'll just leave my life behind for a month to volunteer in a foreign country I've barely even heard of. Three words: save me now.

I'm as happy as a squirrel when i'm with mr. quirrel. that should really be a shirt cause i actually would buy that on account of it's hilarious. there's a what's the devil shirt which i also really want.