A Good Book

i want to write a book. is that such a big thing to ask? i suppose it is but i like to think that it's not. i like to think that one day i'll wake up knowing exactly what to write and then i'll have a book. as easy as that, but it's not that simple is it? if it was everyone would write books. saying that i know that there are millions of people who do write books but i want to write a good book. maybe that's the issue. it's simple to write a book, you just write until you decided you're done but a good book involves a lot more thought and effort. You have to be willing to all day just to get one paragraph you're content with. You have to be willing to get rejected by publishers after you spent a year picking the perfect words and the perfect story because that's how it goes. writing any old book is simple, but one that will change people? that is a completely different story.

I'll Make It Happen

hello there internet. it's me Jennifer here to say... something. i'm in the mood to write but i don't know what.  i just love christmas movie they're so sweet and sappy and they just make you feel good. well so does the whole christmas holiday. man i love christmas.

i might sound like a loser but i'm obsessed with this interior design book i got about storage. that's right it's all about shelves and and trunks and drawers but it's so much cooler than that. it makes storage seem magical and all the rooms are so pretty. it makes me just want to attack my house which of course i can't because that would be crazy. i just can't wait until i have my own house that i can decorate and design and make awesome. if i can afford it that is but even if i can't afford much i can go to flea markets and garage sales and fill up my house with cute, quirky things and i'll make my own art work. i'm telling you i'll make it happen somehow.

Smartphowned

This is exactly what i would say :



i don't know why but this just made me crack up:

C-Miss Motion Pictuahs (yes i'm cool)

movies i would like to watch on account of it's almost christmas time:

- elf
- Christmas with the Kranks
- National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
- Home Alone
- Home Alone 2
- The Grinch (maybs)

i better get started,
Jay Ho Ho (ok that sounds bad)

Krispy Krazy

well first it started with me and my family at valleyfair (but in florida) and so we went into the krispy kreme shop but they ran out of the chocolate ones and i was like screw this i wanna chocolate one so i left to find another krispy kreme and somehow i got to this beach. this guy was talking to me cause apparently he worked at the krispy kreme and we found out we both know i guy to works at camp (but that's besides the point) so anyway then we were at the other store and they didn't have chocolate ones there either (what the hey right?) so then he was going on about some other kind of doughnut but then i realized that the doughnut was sponsered so i was like oh sure man and so i got a different one. by now raisa and meaghan were like where have you been (even though they weren't with us before) so then we got in this car with a guy with green hair (we thought it was just a cab driver i think) so now we were in philadelphia because we passed the food shelf i went to on the mission trip and then we passed a farm where i was with a hot guy (i didn't know if it was actually that farm but i wanted to bring up the hot guy, that didn't actually happen unfortuneately). then we were like crap we don't know how to get back to valleyfair so we didn't know where to tell the guy to go but then the guy pulled into a parking lot. we were like where are we and the guy was like follow me (wow this sounds like a rape story) so we followed him into a house where this guy had a room with lots of computers and charts and weirdo things and we were like what the heck is going on? and he was like things aren't good, the world is in danger and things like that that i don't exactly remember. so the guy was like you have to go undercover and prepare for when everyone dies. raisa was like there's not just gonna be the 3 of us. what about our friends and me and meaghan were like you have to get over it cause either they die or we all die so we might as well try to save ourselves. so the guy said now you have to pick your new names. meaghan was like mine will be chipolte something (i forget the last name) and we were like you're a weirdo you can't have that crazy of a name or people will suspect you right away. so the guy picked some other name for her and i was like i got this, i'll pick my own name. i looked in the mirror and thought of the first name i could think of that looked like it could be believable so i came up with Chelsea Courts which the guy started spelling with k's which was dumb. so anyway once we all entered our new names into the computer the guy hit enter and then our pictures were on the screen and they like morphed together and we were like what the eff just happened and he's like now you're are one so you can communicate and no what the other ones are donig when you're apart. so i slapped my hand and you guys were like whoa i could feel that and i was like that is crazy. then i woke up.

wow that was really long and drawn out but come on the end was super crazy.

Eggnope

i don't like eggnog cause it has an awkward texture and tastes all glaggerroggmlalllaadf. that is the noise you make when you drink it cause it's so weird.

i'm sure you've heard of Saturday Night Live (also known as SNL) and recently i have started watching it and it is hilarious. that might seem obvious but i had never actually watched it so i didn't really know if i would think it was funny. some of my favorite people on there are bill hader, seth meyer, andy sandberg, and jason sudeikis.

do you know how fantastic justin timberlake is? well he is. he is super good looking, has a good voice (for singing and such), can be a funny actor and an intense actor and he's just awesome. it's true. this isn't as random as it sounds cause the first SNL  i watched was hosted by him and he was in the movie i saw last week.

in other news we're going on vacation for spring break!! wooo!!! we're going to florida (shut up raisa) and we're gonna go to universal (the ride part) and harry potter world! you are so jealous. i can tell.

try to be interesting and funnny cause i'm collecting stories but people are like i don't have any good stories so they must have pretty sad lives. you should really work on that

J-witz (not jake from jake and amir)

Enough Said

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The Effect of Snow

There's nothing quite like the first snowfall. No matter how much you want to hate it because you know that when it's April and the snow's still there you'll be dying for a patch of grass you can't help but sigh and think, "wow, it's beautiful". When the snow blankets the ground, white and pure before it's turned into slush by the cars, it just gives you this good feeling. It might not be the snow itself but when you look at it out your window thoughts of hot chocolate, christmas carols, and family come to mind. Snow gives everything a special light as well, bright but cloudy at the same time. From now until Christmas people will get nicer and  happier than they ever are the rest of the year. There's just something about Christmas that makes people want to be nice. It makes them want to be caring and generous to everyone, especially those who are less fortunate than them. If only this feeling would last year round the world would be a much nicer place but once the presents are open, the decorations taken down, and the snow turned to brown the spell is broken and people go back to exactly how they were before. This fact is sad but if only for a month people help each other out, it's a little easier to make it through the year until it comes again.

Jenn

Ma Life Be Like Cool

i've been feeling super popular lately. that is because i went out 3 nights last weekend and i'm going out 2 nights this weekend. yes i'm a pretty cool cat (nicole's phrase not mine). but seriously i've been having such an awesome time at all my partays and such. in other news I GOT MY LICENSE!! woooooo!! so yeah i'll be pimpin in ride, drivin round the hood. you know spit like that. i don't know why i'm talking so weird... i like aliens. aliens are cool.

What Did You See?

Who Ate The Food?

I am currently having a mystery obsession. that's because i've been reading the book liar society which is all suspenseful and mysterious and a little scary but for some reason i have more of a tolerance of scaryness in books than in movies, proven by the fact that i was scarred for life by the paranormal activity 3 commercial. besides that book i got a new nancy drew today and of course i always get obsessed with nancy drew because it's awesome. this one is weird because nancy was blamed for a fire so she's in jail and you have to switch between her and her friends.

since we didn't have fat thursday this week (on account of we didn't have school on thursday) me and my mom made up for it by having fat friday. well i had poptarts for breakfast like usual and then me and my mom went to coldstone for lunch because we had a coupon for my birthday and then we went to a movie (the big year- it was a comedy about bird watching with steve martin, jack black, and owen wilson, it was odd but alright) so we had a bunch of popcorn and pop. so yes i have made up for the lack of fat thursday.

3 Little Races

For the speech audtition one of the things we have to do is create our own versoin of the 3 little pigs so here is what i did. (make sure to note the accents the lines are said in)

(Suave) Narrator: Now children (and not so children), I have for you today an enchanting tale and it all starts with 3 pigs. Now you see these pigs all lived in a row with houses made of peculiar materials. Let’s enter their world shall we.


In the woods nearby lives a quite frightening wolf. Oh here he comes now! He appears to be walking up to the first pig’s house.

Wolf: (knocks)

1st Pig (Indian)- What do you want?

Wolf: Please let me in. I’m hungry.

1st Pig: No! (slams door)

Wolf: Well I’ll show her (blows).

Narrator: So you see the wolf has blown down the first pig’s house and is headed to the next one.

Wolf: (knocks)

2nd Pig (black)- What you knockin on my door for?

Wolf: Let me in. I’m starving!

2nd Pig: Oh you think I ain’t seen those movies where they let in wolf. That will not be me sir. (Slams door)

Wolf: What’s wrong with these women? Well she’ll see her mistake (blows)

Narrator: If you have intelligence you can guess that the wolf is going to the 3rd pig’s house.

Wolf: (knocks)

3rd Pig (Minnesota): Oh how’s it goin’ there.

Wolf: Would you please just let me in?!

3rd Pig: Oh of course you just come on in. You look hungry, why don’t I get you some nice tapioca pudding.

Wolf: No, no I’ll leave! It’s fine!

Narrator: And so the moral of the story is: no one likes tapioca pudding.

What's Wrong Here?

                                                      "I think we missed our stop."

Back in the Hood (Blog)

ok so i've been a fail at blogging but i have an excuse. i just have to think of one first... haha but really i have been pretty with school starting again because for whatever reason they like to give you a lot of things to do plus i've actually been going to social events instead of sitting on my computer so i'd say that's an acceptable excuse. so today i had to help with preschool sunday school because for some reason i agreed to help katie do it. talk about awkward. the children were all kinda delirious and the other helper lady was all spazzy about everything and kept repeating herself. can't wait to do that every week. hmm. plus i think the high school coffee is at the same time and better people are there but i'll never be able to go. oh well i guess that's what you get for being such a great person. haha whatever i guess it was fine. so yeah now it's october. yay!! that means my birthday and halloween and just fun stuff cause october is cool. i better go back to my homework now. see i told you they give us stuff to do. sheesh.

JennJeanne

Tay Vay!

Since it's fall that means new shows! yay! we have like 3 channels to tape a night. my mom's going crazy. the new shows seem good this year and the ones that came back seem good. of what i've seen of course. i greatly enjoy tv watching. especially comedy because laughing is good for you. ok i ran out of things to say. whoops.

tv watcher,
Jenn

Heel Yes

How cool are these? They're like tennis shoes and high heels and the color purple smashed together. i like them.

even though they would make you a giant they're amazing. i love the pink color.

this one is kind of a different style than most high heels and the silver just looks cool.

i know these are more nike heels but it's a different style and i wanted to have a gold pair.

I like this shade of blue and i think it's cool how it kind of looks like snake skin from far away (because i thought it was).

i really love glitter. and purple. enough said.

the style isn't exactly original but the color makes up for it.

just a little fashion on a wednesday night,
Jenn the Fashionista

Stuff Jenn Likes

this post is inspired by segment on the philip defranco show called stuff phil likes. he basically just says things that he's liked lately which is  what i'm going to do. a weird fact about this is that yesterday i was thinking about posting this and then last night katie was making a list of things she likes cause she's having a career crisis or something. i don't know. anyway so she's like i'm going to name it stuff i like and i was like whoa that's a crazy coincidence. ok well i thought it was crazy.

- coconut pineapple shower gel- i got this shower gel from bath and body works and it smells freaking amazing. plus it smells like a detangler i used to have as a small child so i like it.

- shoes- well i always like shoes but today i happened to purchase a pair from an attractive salesman. i like the shoes but then i was looking on the nike website and i designed my one and they're amazing (if i do say so myself) but really expensive so i don't know what i should do. hmm.

- i am number four- if you weren't aware I Am Number Four is a super amazing book that i kind of got obsessed with. i won't descirbe what it was about cause i hate doing that but let's just say it was pretty dang good and i would recommend reading it.

- school clothes- i've been branching out my clothing lately and i got lots of differentish clothes so be excited.

- band- i'll post about it on my other blog.

- tanning- i actually have tan lines which excites me because that means i actually got tan.

yep,
Jenn

NNNNEEEERRRRDDDD

paintinng and redecorating and rearranging and getting rid of stuff and other things is a lot of work. but i would have to say it's worth it because it looks totally lumping awesome (adventure time reference). in other news i'm liking me some band. it's just so crazy and fun and you can just do something super random and weird and people like don't even notice. plus i like marching cause it isn't that hard. the only problem is that when you don't play for 2 years you're not quite as good as you were before but i'm working on that so it's cool. so now i'm a official nerd. woo!

loves the bargains at costco,
Jenn

Write It Down or Die!

ok fine you won't die. probably. anyway what i'm trying to say is that i started a journal aproximately yesterday. i got the idea from my camp counselor Kaia cause she had one and she said she had gone through 20 in the last 2 years which is kinda crazy. i've thought of doing it before but she convinced me to actually do it. it's a composition notebook that's like color splash with a purple cupcake (i feel that was a terrible description but whatever). i'll probably let people look at it depending on what i write (ooh secretey secretive secretness secrets. i promise i won't say secret again. SECRET. ok i lied). so yes i felt the need to share this cause that's who i am. shares too much girl. ahaha ok not exactly but you know what i'm sayin.

a professional journaler or whateva,
Jenn

This is Why I Live in America

                                                                enough said

Yay For Italian Food

CRAYONS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.

it's just a fact. also so is francis cause he's a cool cat. fancy a bum bun? me and the fam are gonna go to olive garden for dinner because when you're there, you're family. i don't know what you are everywhere else (they don't advertise that for some reason). so i went to camp last week and i'll probably post about that later. maybe. possibly. or not. we'll see. soooo i guess thats all for now then

seeyaz,
J

Your Life Is..... Sad

these are some prime examples of what goes on at mylifeistwilight.com-

Like OMG, I tots realised today that theres a big glass style house near mine and I flipped out because like Edward Cullen might live there!! But then my mum told me that it was just my neighbours green house... MLIT

Today, I realized, my name starts with a B! Just like BELLA! And my boyfriend Eric's name starts with E like Edward! It was meant to be... MLIT!

Today I dreamt of my own version of Edward. Average height, green eyes, soft lips, and pale cold-skinned. Life would be so much easier if I weren't in love with him, but I can't help it. If i could dream, it would be about him because someday we will be together. MLIT


(response to hp fans on this post) Shut up haterz!!!! EDWARD IZ SOOOOOO REAL AND WILL Smite all nonbeleverz. MLIT+TEAM EDWARD 4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! :D MLIT


Today it snowed and since the sun was shining I went outside to play in it. Suddenly I realized that the snow glitters in the sun light, is very white, and is cold to the touch. Snow is like Edward Cullen. I was very excited by this. MLIT


On my computer i have my weather set to Forks and when its sunny i get a little disappointed because the Cullens cant come outside. MLIT



this, my educated friends, is twilight. let's just say these people aren't the brightest bulb on the whatever. it's just too much for me. but an upside to this whole mess is that there are a bunch of harry potter fans pointing out their stupidity and lack of judgement so there's hope for some of them.

Team You're Stupid,
Jenn

Welcome To Storytime Thursdays!

you have to say it in your crabstickz voice. if you don't have one then get one. so i don't know if this will actually be a thing (probably not) but for this thursday anyway you get a story. that being said you should know that it's the beginning of a story not a whole one. i'm thinking if i keep writing it i'll post it on thursdays or otherwise post some other story or part a story if i haven't written more. i wrote this awhile ago but anywho here we go.

And so it begins. The reign of Sir Matthius Sinclair. We had been waiting for this for who knows how long. This was exactly what our kingdom needed. No more unseen attacks and houses setting fire. This was going to be the start of something better. We were all sure of it. That is of course until we saw the truth. Me and my friends saw it before everyone else did. They didn’t want to see the truth. They wanted to see the great play he was putting on and believe what he was saying. But I believe somewhere deep down they knew it was a lie. They knew it would all go horribly wrong but they didn’t know what to do about it.

I first saw it when he was on the throne and he was looking anxiously around until a man came up to him. When the man left he smiled an evil smile. The others believed it to be a smile of caring and compassion but I saw it for what it really was. I saw his eyes light up like there was something he knew that no one else did. From that moment I had to find out what it was that he wasn’t telling us. I didn’t mention it at first because if there was something going on, I didn’t want him to know I was trying to figure it out and the more people I told, the more likely something would slip. I tried to figure it out on my own by asking around about him and finding out what people thought of him. No one said a bad thing about him whether it was because they were afraid to or because they had been brainwashed by his charm, I’m not sure.

I had heard from my mother that long ago he would hang people for bringing him the wrong kind of tea or lock them up for asking him to give their family a cow or a pig. I’m not sure if she said that because she hated him or if it was true, but I know that if Mama didn’t like someone there was a good reason for it. This could be why I saw it so early. Maybe I was looking for something wrong with him without even realizing it. She was right of course but no one else seemed to be as good at judging character as she was. Every night when I came home for supper I could hear her muttering to herself about how he was nothing but trouble as she stirred the soup. I tried to ask her once why she hated him so but she would only shake her head and say that it would be seen in time. I was determined to make that time as soon as possible.

When I didn’t get anywhere asking people I admitted my thoughts to my friends. They thought it was ridiculous at first but soon they too saw the evil in his face. We all had our ways of getting information so we decided it would be best to split up and in a week we would tell about what we discovered. I worked longer days that week so I could hear the gossip of the maids. No one ever suspected that the maids were listening so people would admit secrets and say things they wouldn’t have otherwise while the maids cleaned in the background. As long as you stayed on the maids’ good side you could hear the gossip and not get gossiped about. So I stayed after my duty and offered to help them in exchange for information about Sir Matthius.

The maid I knew, Marinda, didn’t know anything but she said the maids from the castle would know and she would ask them tonight at their bunks. All the maids in the kingdom who are too old to live in their parents’ houses anymore and are not married stay in a building at the edge of town where they are fed and can sleep. They were not allowed to stay there during the day because they were supposed to find other work when they were not on duty. I had never been in this building but I had seen it. The maids say it is a terrible place which is why all of them are desperate to get married so they can leave it. I will have to go there in two years when I turn 18 but mama says that I am too pretty to be left alone until then. I’m not sure about that but I know Mama will watch out for me.

 
i know it's kinda long but i wanted to post all that i've written so far.
 
story teller,
Jennifer the Coolio

giRAFFI

CHACCARON! it's in my head for the rest of my life. seriously it's so catchy. anywhooooo want to know what i'm doing right now? i'm listening to joshua giraffe. if you don't know, that's a raffi song. raffi is truly a genius when it comes to music and i don't just mean for children but overall he's just a genius in song writing and singing because even now i want to keep listening to all the songs. and i just discovered that he sings day O!!!!! people would always ask me where i heard that song and i was like i don't know i just always knew it but that's because i've listening to it for my whole life practically. oh i love raffi. and day o.

still a child,
Jenn

p.s. it's surprising how much kids like him cause he kinda looks like a child stealer. but he's still awesome.

Spontaneous Capitals

You wanna know what i wanna do? well i'm glad you asked. what i want to do is get the dinosaur pillow pet (the orange one not the dumb one) and name him VICTORY. if you don't know that reference i want to do that because in the video bad prime minister (crabstickz) one of the political parties was velociraptors for victory (i don't care if it's a velociraptor pillow pet cause it just is anyway).

harry potter, harry potter, that's me! snape, harry, snape, harry, snape, harry, snape, harry, snape, harry- DUMBLEDORE!!! herrrrrrrrrrmoine

why is the rum gone? why is the rum gone? why is the? why is the? why is the? why is the? why is the? WHY IS THE RUM GONE?

so now i'm a hipster cause yesterday i saw harry potter again but in 3D (it's an amazing fantastical awesome movie. thought you oughta know.) and i punched out the lenses of the 3D glasses so i can wear big black glasses for reason cause who i am. not. haha i would totally get a hipster beat down for wearing 3D glasses as nerd glasses. don't hurt me hipsters!

i'm actually getting kind of excited for school to start. *bad self, bad* (hitting self in face). well really i just want to know my schedule and locker and stuff and not have school start but still i need to stay in SUMMER mode.

da da da da da, da da da da da, da da da da da....... the mario music is in my head and i would like it to LEAVE.

not at all crazy,
JJJ to the KKK to the LLLL M

ISayHeyHiHello To Cool Clothes

since i'm a teenager and so freakin cool i'm really into music and the internet and people and groups that i come across tend to have merchandise (shirts or whateva) that are cool but i never actually get them because i would have to get them over the internet and what if they fit weird or something but that doesn't stop me from wanting them. so here is a list of people/bands/internet things that i want a shirt from;

- crabstickz
- heyhihello
- starkid
- college humor (oh sheesh y'all shirt)
- davedays
- harry potter (like a sweatshirt or something)- which i actually got now
- leg mittens (nyc)
- we are rhombuses (nyc)
- adventure time (i like another one)
- livelavelive/ mitchell davis
- chestersee
- what the buck

that is all at the moment. oh by the dub nyc means not yet created. but it will be!! probably.

Jenn

Who Would Have Thought?

so funny stuff: apparently tom felton (draco malfoy) has songs on itunes and has a record deal for sometime in the future. all the songs are like sappy love songs and kinda country sounding. i dont know if you listen to them they're just kinda weird and funny. i never would have thought of him as a singer. so just a random fact for you.

is there even such a thing as british country music?,
Jenn

Fat and Grease, Yay?

hey so guess what i posted today last year. i guess that means i have nothing to do on the 3rd.... even though that makes no sense since i always go to the 3rd (or carnival whateva). but yeah i basically the whole point of the 3rd is to eat and creep on people. im sorry but that is what it is. you go there and eat food and while you're eating food you walk around and try and find something good to look at if you know what i'm sayin (or of course just anyone you know if you're normal). so yes i am sitting here basically waiting for it to start thinking about how i am gonna get me some miny doughnuts and cheese curds and all kinds of other fried crap/deliciousness. that is another reason you walk around cause with all the food you eat if you didn't walk around you would get fat right there (ok maybe not but still). so i'll see you there cause anyone who's anyone goes. ok so maybe i won't see you there....

yum food,
Jennifer

Jot it Down

i sometimes look at the blogs of note but i never see that i consider noteworthy but this time i found a couple of good ones.

http://mymilktoof.blogspot.com/

http://thoughtballoonhelium.blogspot.com/

thought you should note it....

Now You Know

you wonder why i haven't posted? well i was on a secret ninja mission. or a mission trip. you know same thing right? well yeah i went to philedelphia from saturday to saturday with a total of 40 hours on a bus and 4 to 5 hours in a van. yay for transportation! or not (but the rides were pretty fun some of the time). there are some terms or phrases that are used on mission trips. to understand the experience you should know these things.

undead- this term is used in a game i call dead/undead which is where you use some imaginary method of killing someone (stab, blow dart, grenade, etc.). once you have killed them they have to fall over and act dead until you say undead to them. no one but the killer can bring them back to life.

hygiene- this is something you will not find a lot of on a mission trip. it's not like we want it that way but it's true. this is because it's so hot so you're sweating all the time and we can only take 2 or 3 minute showers (where there's almost no water pressure so you can't use that much shampoo and conditioner).

ice cream cone- this is a code word for a hot guy. other variations include 1 to 5 scoops, a bucket, and the whole damn store.

floss box- the box of string that magically intrigued everyone on the bus and convinced them to obsessively start making bracelets and other jewelry.

fans- they become your best friend on a mission trip. don't be surprised if people are shoved out of the way to get a chance to catch the cool air of the fan or hear someone say "what haven't you ever seen someone blow themselves?" (yes someone actually said that and knew how it sounded).

piano man- this was the song of the week. at any time there was a possibility that you would hear people sionging this. why? i have no idea.

water ice- the magical combination of ice and ice cream that everyone was obsessed with. i had it 3 times and some people had it  more.

contact- the best game ever that is hard to explain.

attendance- somehow the most hilarious thing ever thanks to mike.

secret ninja (or not),
Jennifer

Massive Mash Up

As for you
i know what you wanna do
let me be
just keep your cool
after all we been through cant find a reason to keep holdin on
got to find a reason
when everything felt so right is wrong
had to run from you
never know enough
the radio's all that we can hear
my heart beats fast right now
thought that we were stronger
gotta talk to you now i know
youll ask me to hold on
i gotta do it
were not fighting
dont make me change my mind
youre impossible to find
I WONT LIVE to see another day
talk is cheap
everything can change
let go of your yesterday
find a dream you can follow
there's nothing else
you always speak criticly
you should really wanna go now
your plain boring
your not gonna change
open up your mind and see like me
were just one big family
it cannot wait
this is our fate
just try to see it clearer
just go with the seasons
may be i'm wrong
you decide
how could i know what you meant
i know everything changes
i let you down
you're the one

like the title says this is just a bunch of song lyrics mashed together (like potatoes! or something). i did this a really long time ago and i got tired of it being listed as a draft so yesh. when you read it, it almost makes sense. almost.

almost master song mixer,
Jennifer

Bla DA da DA da DA!

wow i was going to start this post with a lot of swearing. yay for amir and his sailor's mouth and me being influenced by youtube videos. so anywhore (see there you go, thank you buck) i am uber pumped for summer on account of it starts tomorrow!!!!!! bet your bottom on that annie! um right so i had to go to the doctor today. that's right i'm diseased with diseases. ok so not really i had to get a kind of shot, kind of stabbing thing to make sure i don't have tuberculosis (ftr i don't even know what that is) so i can be with the children in philly (on the mission trip). so my mother was like oh you might as well have a physical too. so it wasn't too bad but the lady kept on asking me creepy questions, like at one point she asked me if i have friends. no lady i don't have friends i eat lunch under the stairs, can't you see my gang sign on my arm. im in a one man gang. like really who would even admit they don't have friends or that they smoke or something. plus the lady's name was like kachacha or something (it wasn't my regular doctor). WIND ME!! mario inside joke/random thought process. ok i swear max paradis has the best taste in music cause he keeps covering songs and then i get obsessed with them (both versions). speaking of that you should watch the video for love me dead (the real version) it's super weird and kinda creepy, especially the sad mask people. ok seriously what is going on here- there's a couch, a chainsaw, an alter, a screen guy, streamers. i just don't know.

catch you on the flip side (or whateva),
JennSUMMERifer

Favoritos (yes i know spanish)

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper- wait, wait, wait we are not singing here. this is not the point of this post. but what is the point? oh thank you for asking. the point is i am going to list some of my favorite things. SOME because you'd give up way before we got through all of them so just some things that i find especially awesome or something.

top 3 favorite sit coms- friends, everybody loves raymond, and how i met your mother
favorite food show- ace of cakes
top 3 favorite cartoon shows- adventure time, fosters home for imaginary friends, chalk zone
favorite classic disney movie- aladdin
favorite non classic disney movie- emperor's new groove
top 3 all time favorite movies- master of disguise, mrs. doubtfire, she's the man (idk i just love that movie)
top 4 favorite serieses (seri?)- dear dumb diary, harry potter, inkheart books, gallagher girls
top 5 favorite random animals- llamas, jellyfishes, giraffes, ostriches, manatees
favorite kids books people- dr.suess, michael munsch (or something), cloudy with of meatballs people
favorite findy books- i spy, waldo, can you see what i see, look-alikes
favorite websites- youtube, grouchy rabbit, atfln, average wizard
favorite mythical creatures- zombies, unicorns, mermaids, FRANCIS! (except he's real)
favorite gang- triangle circle line gang
favorite season- SUMMER (ok probably spring for the actual season but summer for no school)
favorite gum- bubble yum (ze pink kind)
favorite restaurants- timberlodge, panera bread, noodles & co, the melting pot

alright govna now you know,
JJ hey hey

Things We Call Dreams

The days are long. The nights are short. We wish it wasn't so. You may think this strange but it is true when you can see why. the lovely images dance in your gumdrops or day dreams alike. These things we call dreams where anything happens and we have the time of our lives. they sometimes get scary but please don't be wary for most of the time they're sweet. so life-like and real and never the same, like movies we have in our heads. so now you can see, how great it can be to simply just lay and sleep. so please do not fuss and please do not cry when each day turns slowly to night. for the light of the moon and the twinkling of stars bring the magic of things we call dreams.

tis my poem/song/rhyming/rambling thing.

the poet or whateva,
Jennifer

“What are you doing?”


“I’m reading this book called Me, Myself, and Pie. It’s a woman’s journey to getting fat.”

“Why would you ever want to read that?”

“Well it’s like a car crash where you can’t look away only instead of cars it’s a fat lady and a chain of pie shops. That’s right not just a pie shop, a whole chain of them.”

“That is disgusting.”

“What are you talking about, this is the soul reason I live in America.”

“For morbid obesity?”

“Well that and also we have American Idol.”

“Really? American Idol? You could have at least picked Survivor or Apprentice or Biggest Loser, but American Idol?”

“Well it’s obviously the most American. I mean come on American is in the name. Oh and we have Ke$ha, she’s like a song writing genius.”

“You are the reason our country has such a bad reputation. I am embarrassed to be related to you.”

“What a lie. Without me you would just sit in your room and read the dictionary all day.”

“There’s nothing wrong with building vocabulary! Not that you would know, seeing as you don’t have any. Besides I was only doing that because I was in between novels.”

“See that’s what I mean. Why would anyone want to hang out with you when you do things like build your vocabulary and say novel. Seriously I just want to hit you every time you say novel. Just say book.”

“Sorry if I’m too sophisticated for you but I prefer to have an I.Q. higher than a caterpillar.”

“Wow. That’s just-. I don’t even know how to say anything to that. You are the weirdest person I know.”

“Says the boy who’s reading a book about a fat woman in a pie shop.”

“Her name is Wilma and it’s a chain of pie shops. Some people just have no respect.”

(walks off)

“What just happened?”

i don't know i wrote this a while ago. it's just kind of random. so yeah.
 
i like pie,
Jennjeanne

The (Summer)Time is Coming

shalalalalala gosh dang you got that song in my head (that means you raisa). i kinda feel like summer is like a disney movie. or like it could be cause you can be crazy and do whatever and just run through a meadow with a disney song in the background. i don't know maybe it's just cause we've when doing massive work in school or what but summer just seems so magical in comparison which you have to admit it kind of is. there's just something about it that makes you feel like anything could happen. ok i think i've been watching too many disney movies and reading too many romantic girly teen books but whatever you just never know what will happen. which is the magic of it. plus you can be super lazy and not feel guilty about it cause what else do you have to do. man i want it to be summer so bad. i think it will be better after this week when i'm done with my speech but still. 10 DAYS TO GO!!

pumped for summer,
Jenn

Put Em Up

oh haybales! don't ask cause i don't know. so who knew shooting people was so fun? ok before you get out your tazer i'm not talking about real life, i'm talking about a video game. seriously though it's so fun you sneak around until you find someone and then BAM! you shoot them dead. well once you learn how to walk of course but after that it's cool. french toast! no i'm not totally ADD yet, we're having that for dinner which is where i'm going right now so see ya's.

chaBAM,
Five Four

School I'm Going To Throw You Off a Cliff

i am so supremely ready for summer you can't believe it. especially this weekend cause i have to do 40 note cards by thursday which means all this weekend for me (my mother is not into procrastinating) and write notes for a test on world war 1. blah. plus i figure i have to write more than usual cause the last quiz we could use notes and i got a D. i was so mad but it's not all my fault cause she doesn't even teach us anything and the stuff in her notes isn't what's on the test which is frickin dumb. honestly every test i'm like where did these questions come from i have never even heard of this stuff. grr i am so ready for school to be over. of course the first two weeks of summer i'll be busy and have to get up but it's church stuff plus there's no homework or grades. so yeah the first week of summer i'm gonna be a crew leader for vbs like i always do and that's from monday to thursday and then i have friday to sleep in and then i leave for the mission trip on saturday at 2 IN THE FRICKIN MORNING!! i am going to die. we are going to be driving all day and won't get there until 10 at night. thankfully justin said we could bring our ipods plus even if he said no i would have been like screw that i gonna bring it anyway. i would recommend not talking to me until like two days after i get back cause i will be ridiculously tired and that doesn't usually help my mood much. so there you go you've been warned. but after that my summer will consist of laying around and hanging out with friends which is what i'm looking forward to. not that i think vbs and the mission trip are gonna be bad they're just more tiring.

wanting summer,
Jennifer

Status Quo

so i say no to status quo
who wants to be like the rest
and deny the best that i'm meant for
i will show the status quo
who wants to be normal
i'll never conform
i'll be content to resent the status quo

Pimpin' Music and Melted Cheese

hey girl hey! oh buck. the world's gay best friend. so anywho my downtown outing on the eve of April 23rd (my mother's birthday) was totally awesome (haha but it was pretty good). so my uncle and dale (haha don't you like how i don't call her my aunt. i don't know it just seems weird) offered to bring us to dinner for my motha's birthday (i won't say how old. she wouldn't like that) and my mom decided to keep it a secret from the rest of us. i knew it was something downtown but i didn't know what. so on saturday we drove downtown and ended up at the melting pot. if you don't know what that is it's a fondue restaurant which it turns out is quite expensive. let's just say i don't think my parents would pay that much for one meal. but i would have to say it was pretty much worth the price. we ate for like 3 hours (well not like the whole time cause that would be kind of ridiculous) and there were 4 courses: cheese fondue- we had spinach artichoke cheese which was super good (esepecially with the bread), salad- this seemed kinda random cause it wasn't fondue but it was still alright, meat/main course- we put the meat in oil and it would cook in like 2 minutes (the best was the steak which makes sense cause that's what i like), and finally dessert- i had the chocolate and peanut butter fondue which was fantastic (especially with the brownie, oh my goodness). yes i talked about food for that long but it was really good and i surprised because i didn't really think i would like the stuff. and after all this we were walking back to the parking ramp where our car was but the door into the building was locked so we kept walking around the building and ended up walking all around the building which made me laugh and we came to a door and walked towards it and this guy in a suit opens the door and is like welcome. so in there it was all dark with color lights and pounding club music (on account of it was a legit club) so my dad walks up to the desk and asks the guy how to get in the building where we parked and it's just through a door in the lobby which led to a dark, creepy building with the fountain shut off and no one there and i thought we were gonna die or get jumped or something. we didn't. but still it was crazy. that's my grand casino story. wait that's not right....

crazy club hopper,
J-ello

Bus Quotes

the people of my bus are quite odd and therefore say quite odd things. these are some of the things you can hear on my bus:

kevkat! kevkat! kevkat! kevkat! kevkat! kevkat! kevkat! kevkat!
WHAT?!

she has a butter face. everything's good but her face.

like your mom would say no to you. that's like your mom saying no to me. it doesn't happen.

actually, honestly, seriously, truely, sincerely?

DRAMA NUKE!

me and kevin's relationship is like Jesus' relationship with God.
but not actually.
not currently.
anonymously?

ok this is all i can think of but i think you get the point.

surrounded by crazy bus riders,
Jenn

It Can't Be

oh my goodness gracious. this has got to be fake. it has to be. doesn't it? are there honestly people like this in the world? just go here and you'll know what i mean :

http://awesomeadvice123.blogspot.com/

honestly

Ahem

MONSTER! i just looked up and wrote the first word i saw. no this is not the beginning of a horror movie where the person sees scary words and gets attacked. yeah i realize that probably wasn't what you were thinking on account of that almost didn't make sense. almost.

"if your grandma so much as flinches i'm taking her head clean off. shovel! slice! ga-thunk!"
*drops kleenex in horror*
(pause video so i can laugh hysterically)

so today i had the piano festival (where i have to play two songs for a judge and if you're good you get a trophy). i'm glad that's over. it went fine i only messed up once but it can still be annoying and now i don't have to play those songs ever again which is fine. the main negative to it is that i'm sick so i felt crappy and then i had to go there and focus on not messing up but yeah that's over so it's cool.
ok i'm definitely ready for it to be nice out again cause it keeps being cloudy and blah out and it doesn't even rain. To me that's the worst, it's all dark out and it looks like it will rain any second and then it doesn't and you're like really then why is it so cloudy and scary looking. yep that's what happens.

lolzebra,
Jennifer

Randomness. What Else is New?

CRIBBINS ANYONE?? if you don't get that reference you lose at life. so with that random beginning let's stick with it. so for the last couple weeks i've had a word document open and when i want to write soemthing down or see something funny i write it there. as you can guess it's quite random so i think i'll post it here:

 “Ahh! Demon llama!”
“What in the world are you saying?”
“Wow have you really never seen the Emperor’s New Groove?”
“Oh well I can’t keep track of all the things you quote.”
“Well that’s embarrassing. For you.”

The Mudbloods
Tonks and the Aurors
Gred and Forge
Moaning Myrtles
The Whomping Willows
Ministry of Magic

Paden (cool name- pronounced payden) Bumina (boomena) Ruselman

“Be awesome in comparison to mediocrity” - Philip DeFranco

SIGNS THAT THINGS AREN'T GOING SO WELL:
Your milkshakes don't bring anyone to the yard.

My new slogan: Because that’s who I am. Weird.

Cult comedies are my life

Quotes from Cheese: I like cereal. I like chocolate milk. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Weeeeeeeeeeee! We can be brother ladies!

Famdocious. Girl you are so famdocious!

Spontaneous singing- all the best movies have it.
If your fiancé is fashion forward he shouldn’t be your fiancé. Just sayin’

Master of Awesome,
Jenn

Today I'm Not Doin' Anything

yay for 3 posts in less than a week. so yes this week is spring break which is the reasoning behind the many posts. i've been living like the song lazy song by bruno mars which basically means i'm doing nothing laying on my bed going on the computer and reading and watching tv. it works for me cause usually i have to do homework all the time and go places and i never have time to relax so yes i am ok with staying home and not going places. ok fine i would be cool with going somewhere warm but whateva doin nothin is coolio too. so yeah lets see i think i may have read like 400 pages so far of harry potter. i think that shows how much i am doing nothing. speaking of harry potter i love the little community of harry potter people cause you can tell they're all nerds and like drama or anything cause they're supportive of each other and are like oh yes lets get together looking like wizards and have a party. you know what i mean? i don't know like on itunes there's a bunch of bands like harry and the potters and the whomping willows and stuff like that and they call it wrock (wizard rock) and every album it's all 5 stars and none of them have angry people that are like this sucks it's not even music cause that's how everything else is on itunes. and on average wizard they actually talk about the post and harry potter not like MLIA where the people are like you're stupid, this is stupid. blah blah blah going on about nothingness. wow i feel like that made no sense. i don't know it made sense in my head anyway.

confusing and confused,
Jennifer

p.s. shut up everyone loves spongebob

Internet News and Magic

did you know fidel castro isn't dead? well i knew that which makes me better than you. random? not really on account of phillip defranco was talking about it and that's where i get my news. shut up it works for me. so yeah in the past two posts i've talked about youtube videos and people and that's because i'm so ADD that i have to do something else while i watch videos so i post at the same time. ahaha i always forget how funny nigahiga is (just watched his new video) and then i'm like that's right he's hilarious. ok so let's get a new topic besides youtube (unless i see something really interesting ahaha). so hmm... oh i know! harry potter! yes so i am officially just gonna admit that i like it cause whatever i'm not that stubborn (just almost that stubborn). so yeah i swear j.k. rowling uses magic to make people to like her books cause even if you don't want to like it you start reading it and  you're like crap i'm gonna like it aren't i. so yeah i'm on the 4th one (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) page 608 which if you didn't know means i read 100 pages yesterday and the day before by reading til 11:40. yay for reading for a long time. so the chapter is called the third task so i'm thinkin before the end of the chapter they're going to at least start the third task which if you dont know/remember is a giant maze that will have monsters and crap and a pretty good chance that harry will almost die cause he tends to do that a lot.

harry potter reader person,
JennJeanne

p.s. oh by the by i posted not that long ago so read it. now. right now. go. now.

Me On California On

drip drop goes the rain. whoooooooooooosh goes the wind. yup that's what the weather sounds like. i like when it's rainity and windity and cloudity outside sometimes because then inside it seems more cozy inside and you're like oh let's sit by the fire and read a book. which of course if you're not stupid is a great way to spend time. ok so usually kassemG is just kind of annoying but his california on videos are hilarious. if you don't know who kassemG is he is a popular youtuber. on youtube. obviously. so california on is where he asks people in california about random topics like 2012, twilight, and holidays and stuff. he's super creepy and racist and just says weird stuff to people hanging out on the beach in california. now of course i like a bunch of other people on youtube (CRABSTICKZ) no but really i like a lot of different channels on youtube but i won't list all of them cause that would be boring and take too long plus i'm always adding to the list so it wouldn't be right for very long so yes tis my reasoning. that is all for the momento.

see you in california,
Da Bomb Digity (me)

It's Candy, It Doesn't Have To Make Sense

this is actually the perfect title because i am not writing about candy or willy wonka or anything but it's ok cause it doesnt have to make sense. yay for making a relevant, irrelevant title. yes it's a contridiction. ok super fun time song time. yay for super fun time song time!

to the tune of Jeremiah was a Bullfrog

Silly willy was a penguin
He was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
Because he was a pen-gu-wine
He’s crazy
Everyone agreed
Steada goin fishin in the deep blue sea
He stayed home and ate waffles
What a weirdo
Liked to do tai bo
All the other penguins thought he was a freak
But had the best parties
Silly willy was a penguin
He was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
Because he was a pen-gu-wine
I never understood a single word he said
Because he was a pen-gu-wine
Because he was a pen-gu-wiiiiiiiiine

Rantbling

red riding hood what a joke. seriously if you haven't seen a commercial for that movie don't bother because it's like twilight puts on a red hood. but i would have to say amanda seyfried, who plays red riding hood, is a good actress because she's really good at playing completely different characters like karen in mean girls, sophie in mamma mia, needy in jennifer's body, and savannah in dear john. those are all completely different people and she was convincing as every one. plus the fact that she sings and dances in mamma mia and does it well. so who knows maybe she'll be good enough to make the movie worthwhile  but i wouldn't count it on account of the overly dramaticness of the whole thing. which, and the fact that it has a wolf and bad lighting, is why it is similar to twilight which i would have to say was a train wreck. come on, we all know it was. so that is my rant/rambling about the movie red riding hood. see if you want but if you do keep an open mind because maybe it will actually be good. that being said also be ready to laugh and make fun of the whole thing.

professional movie talker abouter,
Jennifer

Summer Time She Needs To Come Faster

why i would like summer to be at this very moment (as in not winter)

- short wearing is fun
- swimming is coolio (or just floating around like the lazy person i am)
- sun tanning
- jumping on the trampoline
- walking to kwik trip or just wandering
- bike riding
- no school of course
- mission trip (helpin' the people yo)
- camp!! i am so pumped for inspiration point
- sleepin' in
- doing nothing just cause you can
- going to the mall
- going to valleyfair
- hanging out with friends every single day
- watching videos all day without feeling guilty that you're not doing homework
- not frickin' having to do homework!!
- reading outside because you won't get frost bite
- dance through the park singing i'm walking on sunshine (believe me it happens)
- play mario all the live long day (what up)
- practice my accents (like scottish and sarah palin and other crabstickz accents)
- laying in a grassy field at night and look at the stars
- plan spontaneous sleepovers
- have bonfires with smores
- play night games (and day games)


and more stuff,
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJe

Tweens Can Go Live in a Box

a known fact: you should not be proud of the fact that you are a "tween". it's fine if you are one cause you can't really avoid that but don't be like OMG i'm a tween and it's totally like kewl!!!!! this is wrong for many reasons.

1. the use of OMG and kewl and excessive exclamation points all in one sentence makes me want to throw you down the stairs or throw up.

2. the term tween means you are in between being a kid and a teenager which means that you are nothing.

3. being that age just kinda sucks cause you think you're too cool to act like a kid but  everyone else thinks you're too young to act like an adult (even though you aren't too cool and you are too young. they just think this way which is why they are so irritating)

4. the word tween was made up by adults that think they are hip and know the lingo.

so you see there is no reason to be proud of the fact that you can be put in the tween age group. the best thing you can do about it is refuse to use this word, pretend that it does not apply to you, and wait until you're a teenager because being a teenager is ridicky-donky (awesome).

the expert on dumb words,
JennJeanne

The Gold at the End of the Google Search

so i was on mlia and there was a post about a yahoo vs. google battle. it was i hate when i. i always like to check and see if they're true. so i typed in i hate when i and i found the jackpot of google searches-

i hate when i buy a bag of air and there are chips in it
i hate when i'm making a milkshake
i hate whe i'm on a flight and i wake up
i hate when i lose my black friend in the dark
i hate when i wake up in the morning
i hate when i flex and my shirt rips

ok that's all i just had to share that.

JJ Jantalope

Hi There I'm Gonna Write Stuff Now

my new philosophy: Before you insult someone, always walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you insult them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

a serious question: is it ironic that the one mexican lady working at noodles was wearing a shirt that said explore america?

reasons i am average: i'm reading narnia and harry potter right now, i'm wearing a adventure time shirt, i was looking for a unicorn background for my computer but i decided to have a rainbow one instead, i like to participate in the google vs. yahoo battle, plus the fact that actually average things happen to me.

an awesome google vs. yahoo: i type in what kind of. yahoo says what kind of dog should i get. google says what kind of sandwich is the grinch. google wins. again.

a good tip for guys: The best way to get into a lady's pants is to borrow her jeans.

song in my head today: born this way by lady gaga. it's surprisingly catchy and fun to dance to.

a general wonderingment: if your name is Q does that stand for something or is it just weird?

a funny mix up: pastor joel calling my mom sue which is not even close to becky.

the show with the most sissy men: biggest loser. every week they have these giant guys crying and breaking down. it's pathetic.

an interesting coincidence: today i was reading the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe and i was reading the part where the ever lasting winter ended and spring began and that's kinda what it felt like today.

a movie i will never see: pure country 2: the gift. i don't know what it's about and i don't care.

song that won a grammy that i hate: need you now by lady antebelum. it's just annoying.

wii game that is fan-smackin-tastic: mario bros of course.

animals that need saving: whales plus also platypi

summer pan i can't forget: to get that wash out dye from hot topic so i'll have awesome purple hair.

the fake holiday that makes single girls become fat, single girls because of all the chocolate for sale: valentine's day obviously.

bye there i'm done writing stuff now,
Jenn
 

 

i am hungry on the bus. we passed an accident. it looked kinda bad. the bus driver told us to stop rubber neckin'. i laughed cause it was so ridiculous.

In Ze Night and Ze Day

la kooka rocha la kooka rocha something something something something. we are having mexican food for dinner and that's what came to my mind when i thought mexican night, night of the mexicans. wow that sounds not... correct. anyway today is friday which is a positive. we are going to fmsc (if you don't know what that is, well find out) for key club for me and nicole's lettering project so we can wear the fancy jackets. even though nicole already ordered hers for swimming so blah to her. right now(well not RIGHT now) i'm reading a book called loser/queen and its really good. it's about this girl who is just a failure at life like for real it's pathetic. so she starts getting texts from some stranger and they leave stuff on her back porch to help her get back at a mean popular girl and she gets a call from some woman who gives her a makeover. it's really weird it's kinda like a mystery cause who is this person and how do they know so much stuff? i don't know to me it's intriguing plus the cover looks cool so even if you judge books by their cover it'll work for you. i feel like lately these posts are more ramblely (is that a word?) cause before usually i would have something i wanted to write about but now i'm just kinda like let's write some stuff and see what happens. tell me what kind you like better and i will... probably ignore you but anyway i dont know. but since this is already random did you see annie's shoes? you know who i'm sayin if you're reading this. they were just white but she colored them so one's like day time and sun and the other is nigt time and a moon. i thought they were awesome.

goodbye for the last time (not really),
Jennjeanne

Words

what day is it? what's my name? my piano teacher always says that. i think she's kidding..... oh na na what's my name oh na na what's my name what's my name. i kinda hate that song plus who even comes up with that cause i assume she knows what her name is and if she doesn't why would she want to tell everyone that she's so delirious she doesn't even know her name. weird. anyway today is sunday the day of suns or of ice cream not icream (i can't believe i did that). speaking of that tomorrow we start the new notebook yay! and i get to keep the old one so whoever has it should give it to me (unless i have it i haven't actually looked in my backpack yet). finally! we passed the castle on mario. that sounds super nerdy but whatever mario is awesome but extremely hard. i think the castle levels are supposed to be harder than the regular ones and even if they aren't supposed to be, they are. im hungry so i am going to eat food because that's what you do when you're hungry. unless you're anorexic or something but that's just weird. and end post.

Waldo's in Narnia

a couple days ago i started reading the magician's nephew which if you don't know is the first narnia book (i got a giant book of all the stories together). i've only read 20 pages so far and somehow i'm hooked. from the first page i knew i liked it. there's something about how c.s. lewis writes that's so intriguing and yet so ordinary that you don't want to stop reading it's so weird. i want to be able to write like that because then i could write about anything and people would be so intrigued they wouldn't be able to stop reading. i'd say i'm not there yet but it would be pretty amazing to be able to do that.

on a completely different subject don't you just love the where's waldo books? i have them all and i think they're awesome. and how cool would it be if you could go into the different worlds. ooh and then you have to find waldo and wanda and odlaw and wizard whitebeard and woof as you walk around. they would have to stay in the same spot but it would still be super hard. plus also i like these books cause of all the little jokes and random stuff that's in it that you don't always notice. i swear you could look at it for hours and not see it all. the most amazing part of course is the fact that someone drew it all. like seriously i would draw one little corner of it and be like screw this the rest of the page can be empty. but that's why i'm not the one who makes these. i think i'm gonna look at all the books in the car later.

la dee da i guess that's all of my random going on for today on account of i cant think of anymore at the moment.

i found waldo,
Jenn

The Latest Fashion

i just had to put this on here because its so ridiculous. i mean come on no one even wants a butt that looks like that. plus it says its butt lift jeans so how would they even make jeans like that. it must be like water wings inside that you have to blow up or something. seriously people need to think their advertisements through.

what in the world,
Jenn Jeanne

A Random Purpose

hey yo this is what people in the buisness call a post. it's 2011 which still seems weird. this week went surprisingly fast but christmas break seems like forever ago.

isn't jiffy a kind of peanut butter? apparently its a kinda of muffin mix or something. weird. i saw that on the show unwrapped.

i like yellow and blue together, like really bright yellow and blue. i also like purple and orange together. you wouldn't think they look good but they do.

riding a bike is fun. i wish it was summer so i soulc ride down the path by the lake and then have a squirt gun fight cause squirt gun fights are fun but they don't really have to do with riding a bike.

i have an every day shoe calendar and today's shoe is wooden and it makes me think of a boat. who in their right mind would wear that? fashion is so weird.

i like the word froffy. there used to be a coffee maker commercial and they said it was froffy and looked delicious and i don't even like coffee.

CRABSTICKZ!! enough said.

It's snowing again. big surprise. its been snowing like every day this week but i do like the snow when its big, puffy flakes. they kinda look like styrofoam pieces (i don't know why i like this).

yes i understand that this post was super random and weird but i did that on purpose. i just wrote down whatever i was thinking of. this post was written over like a week so its not quite as random as it seems. i was thinking of some of these things for good reasons. and some are just weird.

Peace to the yo,
Jenn