Saturday, December 31, 2011

A Good Book

i want to write a book. is that such a big thing to ask? i suppose it is but i like to think that it's not. i like to think that one day i'll wake up knowing exactly what to write and then i'll have a book. as easy as that, but it's not that simple is it? if it was everyone would write books. saying that i know that there are millions of people who do write books but i want to write a good book. maybe that's the issue. it's simple to write a book, you just write until you decided you're done but a good book involves a lot more thought and effort. You have to be willing to all day just to get one paragraph you're content with. You have to be willing to get rejected by publishers after you spent a year picking the perfect words and the perfect story because that's how it goes. writing any old book is simple, but one that will change people? that is a completely different story.

Friday, December 23, 2011

I'll Make It Happen

hello there internet. it's me Jennifer here to say... something. i'm in the mood to write but i don't know what.  i just love christmas movie they're so sweet and sappy and they just make you feel good. well so does the whole christmas holiday. man i love christmas.

i might sound like a loser but i'm obsessed with this interior design book i got about storage. that's right it's all about shelves and and trunks and drawers but it's so much cooler than that. it makes storage seem magical and all the rooms are so pretty. it makes me just want to attack my house which of course i can't because that would be crazy. i just can't wait until i have my own house that i can decorate and design and make awesome. if i can afford it that is but even if i can't afford much i can go to flea markets and garage sales and fill up my house with cute, quirky things and i'll make my own art work. i'm telling you i'll make it happen somehow.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Smartphowned

This is exactly what i would say :

Other - <p>ChaseWe have no bread at my house again. <br>Even prisoners have bread. <br>I'm moving in with Michael. Wanna know why?<br>He has bread. <br>Damn Sarah. It's just bread!<br>I fucking love bread. </p>

i don't know why but this just made me crack up:

Autocorrects - <p>Bestie:)<br>Hey Ashley, can you pick me up some more boobsicles? I ran out.<br>No! I meant boobsicles!<br>Boobsicles!<br>GOD DONKEY!<br>So that's three orders of boobsicles, and one divine ass. Anything else DJ?<br>...no..<br></p>


Awkward Parents - <p>MumHey mum be home late tonight, Jason spilled his cock over my clothes and were washing them<br>OH MY GOD! COME HOME RIGHT NOW!<br>Why? it wont stain but its sticky so were washing my clothes<br>YOU ARE DISGUSTING, COME HOME NOW.<br>What? Oh no! Mum, 'Coke' not Cock. Omg!<br>How do i unsend a text msg to your father?</p>

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

C-Miss Motion Pictuahs (yes i'm cool)

movies i would like to watch on account of it's almost christmas time:

- elf
- Christmas with the Kranks
- National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
- Home Alone
- Home Alone 2
- The Grinch (maybs)

i better get started,
Jay Ho Ho (ok that sounds bad)

Monday, December 5, 2011

Krispy Krazy

well first it started with me and my family at valleyfair (but in florida) and so we went into the krispy kreme shop but they ran out of the chocolate ones and i was like screw this i wanna chocolate one so i left to find another krispy kreme and somehow i got to this beach. this guy was talking to me cause apparently he worked at the krispy kreme and we found out we both know i guy to works at camp (but that's besides the point) so anyway then we were at the other store and they didn't have chocolate ones there either (what the hey right?) so then he was going on about some other kind of doughnut but then i realized that the doughnut was sponsered so i was like oh sure man and so i got a different one. by now raisa and meaghan were like where have you been (even though they weren't with us before) so then we got in this car with a guy with green hair (we thought it was just a cab driver i think) so now we were in philadelphia because we passed the food shelf i went to on the mission trip and then we passed a farm where i was with a hot guy (i didn't know if it was actually that farm but i wanted to bring up the hot guy, that didn't actually happen unfortuneately). then we were like crap we don't know how to get back to valleyfair so we didn't know where to tell the guy to go but then the guy pulled into a parking lot. we were like where are we and the guy was like follow me (wow this sounds like a rape story) so we followed him into a house where this guy had a room with lots of computers and charts and weirdo things and we were like what the heck is going on? and he was like things aren't good, the world is in danger and things like that that i don't exactly remember. so the guy was like you have to go undercover and prepare for when everyone dies. raisa was like there's not just gonna be the 3 of us. what about our friends and me and meaghan were like you have to get over it cause either they die or we all die so we might as well try to save ourselves. so the guy said now you have to pick your new names. meaghan was like mine will be chipolte something (i forget the last name) and we were like you're a weirdo you can't have that crazy of a name or people will suspect you right away. so the guy picked some other name for her and i was like i got this, i'll pick my own name. i looked in the mirror and thought of the first name i could think of that looked like it could be believable so i came up with Chelsea Courts which the guy started spelling with k's which was dumb. so anyway once we all entered our new names into the computer the guy hit enter and then our pictures were on the screen and they like morphed together and we were like what the eff just happened and he's like now you're are one so you can communicate and no what the other ones are donig when you're apart. so i slapped my hand and you guys were like whoa i could feel that and i was like that is crazy. then i woke up.

wow that was really long and drawn out but come on the end was super crazy.