Pimpin' Music and Melted Cheese

hey girl hey! oh buck. the world's gay best friend. so anywho my downtown outing on the eve of April 23rd (my mother's birthday) was totally awesome (haha but it was pretty good). so my uncle and dale (haha don't you like how i don't call her my aunt. i don't know it just seems weird) offered to bring us to dinner for my motha's birthday (i won't say how old. she wouldn't like that) and my mom decided to keep it a secret from the rest of us. i knew it was something downtown but i didn't know what. so on saturday we drove downtown and ended up at the melting pot. if you don't know what that is it's a fondue restaurant which it turns out is quite expensive. let's just say i don't think my parents would pay that much for one meal. but i would have to say it was pretty much worth the price. we ate for like 3 hours (well not like the whole time cause that would be kind of ridiculous) and there were 4 courses: cheese fondue- we had spinach artichoke cheese which was super good (esepecially with the bread), salad- this seemed kinda random cause it wasn't fondue but it was still alright, meat/main course- we put the meat in oil and it would cook in like 2 minutes (the best was the steak which makes sense cause that's what i like), and finally dessert- i had the chocolate and peanut butter fondue which was fantastic (especially with the brownie, oh my goodness). yes i talked about food for that long but it was really good and i surprised because i didn't really think i would like the stuff. and after all this we were walking back to the parking ramp where our car was but the door into the building was locked so we kept walking around the building and ended up walking all around the building which made me laugh and we came to a door and walked towards it and this guy in a suit opens the door and is like welcome. so in there it was all dark with color lights and pounding club music (on account of it was a legit club) so my dad walks up to the desk and asks the guy how to get in the building where we parked and it's just through a door in the lobby which led to a dark, creepy building with the fountain shut off and no one there and i thought we were gonna die or get jumped or something. we didn't. but still it was crazy. that's my grand casino story. wait that's not right....

crazy club hopper,
J-ello

Bus Quotes

the people of my bus are quite odd and therefore say quite odd things. these are some of the things you can hear on my bus:

kevkat! kevkat! kevkat! kevkat! kevkat! kevkat! kevkat! kevkat!
WHAT?!

she has a butter face. everything's good but her face.

like your mom would say no to you. that's like your mom saying no to me. it doesn't happen.

actually, honestly, seriously, truely, sincerely?

DRAMA NUKE!

me and kevin's relationship is like Jesus' relationship with God.
but not actually.
not currently.
anonymously?

ok this is all i can think of but i think you get the point.

surrounded by crazy bus riders,
Jenn

It Can't Be

oh my goodness gracious. this has got to be fake. it has to be. doesn't it? are there honestly people like this in the world? just go here and you'll know what i mean :

http://awesomeadvice123.blogspot.com/

honestly

Ahem

MONSTER! i just looked up and wrote the first word i saw. no this is not the beginning of a horror movie where the person sees scary words and gets attacked. yeah i realize that probably wasn't what you were thinking on account of that almost didn't make sense. almost.

"if your grandma so much as flinches i'm taking her head clean off. shovel! slice! ga-thunk!"
*drops kleenex in horror*
(pause video so i can laugh hysterically)

so today i had the piano festival (where i have to play two songs for a judge and if you're good you get a trophy). i'm glad that's over. it went fine i only messed up once but it can still be annoying and now i don't have to play those songs ever again which is fine. the main negative to it is that i'm sick so i felt crappy and then i had to go there and focus on not messing up but yeah that's over so it's cool.
ok i'm definitely ready for it to be nice out again cause it keeps being cloudy and blah out and it doesn't even rain. To me that's the worst, it's all dark out and it looks like it will rain any second and then it doesn't and you're like really then why is it so cloudy and scary looking. yep that's what happens.

lolzebra,
Jennifer

Randomness. What Else is New?

CRIBBINS ANYONE?? if you don't get that reference you lose at life. so with that random beginning let's stick with it. so for the last couple weeks i've had a word document open and when i want to write soemthing down or see something funny i write it there. as you can guess it's quite random so i think i'll post it here:

 “Ahh! Demon llama!”
“What in the world are you saying?”
“Wow have you really never seen the Emperor’s New Groove?”
“Oh well I can’t keep track of all the things you quote.”
“Well that’s embarrassing. For you.”

The Mudbloods
Tonks and the Aurors
Gred and Forge
Moaning Myrtles
The Whomping Willows
Ministry of Magic

Paden (cool name- pronounced payden) Bumina (boomena) Ruselman

“Be awesome in comparison to mediocrity” - Philip DeFranco

SIGNS THAT THINGS AREN'T GOING SO WELL:
Your milkshakes don't bring anyone to the yard.

My new slogan: Because that’s who I am. Weird.

Cult comedies are my life

Quotes from Cheese: I like cereal. I like chocolate milk. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Weeeeeeeeeeee! We can be brother ladies!

Famdocious. Girl you are so famdocious!

Spontaneous singing- all the best movies have it.
If your fiancé is fashion forward he shouldn’t be your fiancé. Just sayin’

Master of Awesome,
Jenn