Tweens Can Go Live in a Box

a known fact: you should not be proud of the fact that you are a "tween". it's fine if you are one cause you can't really avoid that but don't be like OMG i'm a tween and it's totally like kewl!!!!! this is wrong for many reasons.

1. the use of OMG and kewl and excessive exclamation points all in one sentence makes me want to throw you down the stairs or throw up.

2. the term tween means you are in between being a kid and a teenager which means that you are nothing.

3. being that age just kinda sucks cause you think you're too cool to act like a kid but  everyone else thinks you're too young to act like an adult (even though you aren't too cool and you are too young. they just think this way which is why they are so irritating)

4. the word tween was made up by adults that think they are hip and know the lingo.

so you see there is no reason to be proud of the fact that you can be put in the tween age group. the best thing you can do about it is refuse to use this word, pretend that it does not apply to you, and wait until you're a teenager because being a teenager is ridicky-donky (awesome).

the expert on dumb words,
JennJeanne

The Gold at the End of the Google Search

so i was on mlia and there was a post about a yahoo vs. google battle. it was i hate when i. i always like to check and see if they're true. so i typed in i hate when i and i found the jackpot of google searches-

i hate when i buy a bag of air and there are chips in it
i hate when i'm making a milkshake
i hate whe i'm on a flight and i wake up
i hate when i lose my black friend in the dark
i hate when i wake up in the morning
i hate when i flex and my shirt rips

ok that's all i just had to share that.

JJ Jantalope

Hi There I'm Gonna Write Stuff Now

my new philosophy: Before you insult someone, always walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you insult them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

a serious question: is it ironic that the one mexican lady working at noodles was wearing a shirt that said explore america?

reasons i am average: i'm reading narnia and harry potter right now, i'm wearing a adventure time shirt, i was looking for a unicorn background for my computer but i decided to have a rainbow one instead, i like to participate in the google vs. yahoo battle, plus the fact that actually average things happen to me.

an awesome google vs. yahoo: i type in what kind of. yahoo says what kind of dog should i get. google says what kind of sandwich is the grinch. google wins. again.

a good tip for guys: The best way to get into a lady's pants is to borrow her jeans.

song in my head today: born this way by lady gaga. it's surprisingly catchy and fun to dance to.

a general wonderingment: if your name is Q does that stand for something or is it just weird?

a funny mix up: pastor joel calling my mom sue which is not even close to becky.

the show with the most sissy men: biggest loser. every week they have these giant guys crying and breaking down. it's pathetic.

an interesting coincidence: today i was reading the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe and i was reading the part where the ever lasting winter ended and spring began and that's kinda what it felt like today.

a movie i will never see: pure country 2: the gift. i don't know what it's about and i don't care.

song that won a grammy that i hate: need you now by lady antebelum. it's just annoying.

wii game that is fan-smackin-tastic: mario bros of course.

animals that need saving: whales plus also platypi

summer pan i can't forget: to get that wash out dye from hot topic so i'll have awesome purple hair.

the fake holiday that makes single girls become fat, single girls because of all the chocolate for sale: valentine's day obviously.

bye there i'm done writing stuff now,
Jenn
 

 

i am hungry on the bus. we passed an accident. it looked kinda bad. the bus driver told us to stop rubber neckin'. i laughed cause it was so ridiculous.

In Ze Night and Ze Day

la kooka rocha la kooka rocha something something something something. we are having mexican food for dinner and that's what came to my mind when i thought mexican night, night of the mexicans. wow that sounds not... correct. anyway today is friday which is a positive. we are going to fmsc (if you don't know what that is, well find out) for key club for me and nicole's lettering project so we can wear the fancy jackets. even though nicole already ordered hers for swimming so blah to her. right now(well not RIGHT now) i'm reading a book called loser/queen and its really good. it's about this girl who is just a failure at life like for real it's pathetic. so she starts getting texts from some stranger and they leave stuff on her back porch to help her get back at a mean popular girl and she gets a call from some woman who gives her a makeover. it's really weird it's kinda like a mystery cause who is this person and how do they know so much stuff? i don't know to me it's intriguing plus the cover looks cool so even if you judge books by their cover it'll work for you. i feel like lately these posts are more ramblely (is that a word?) cause before usually i would have something i wanted to write about but now i'm just kinda like let's write some stuff and see what happens. tell me what kind you like better and i will... probably ignore you but anyway i dont know. but since this is already random did you see annie's shoes? you know who i'm sayin if you're reading this. they were just white but she colored them so one's like day time and sun and the other is nigt time and a moon. i thought they were awesome.

goodbye for the last time (not really),
Jennjeanne