Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Ding! Going Crazy

Wow I suck at this. Oh well we'll just say it's cause I have an actual life. sooo I don't actually know what to write but I feel I should post something since I've haven't for a long time. oh I actually have something. that's right ok so in Florida we were on the 25th floor so that involved a long elevator ride whenever we went somewhere and there were always crazy people on the elevator so I wrote down the weird occurances.

- angry old man when wife tries to get off at wrong floor- "NO!!" (frightening)
- two cute guys- "I am so ready for a nice ass shower." "Dude no cursing on the elevator."
- angry little girls (looking at us)- "It's like really over the weight limit." (stupid kids got no respect)
- two random dudes- (about The Hunger Games)- "So you actually like that book?" "Bro I'm an academic."
- smart ass woman (my mom didn't know if we wanted up or down so she accidentally got in the wrong one)- "Yeah you have to look at the arrows." (no shit)
- creepy phone man- he was standing in the corner holding up a phone but he never talked on it and he didn't press any buttons (where was he going? and I saw him later wandering the streets)
- little kid (to really tall guy)- "Whoa you are so big. Why are you so big?" (it was the guy's floor so he just ran away)

So yeah people are freakin weird in Florida (and in elevators apparently). Like really there were way more weird people but I couldn't even keep track of it all.