The Creation of a Word

do you want to know a word i like? aquire. for one thing aquire is so much cooler than got or bought or recieved and it sounds all fancy. i also like it because when i think of the word aquire i think of a cool thrift store with crazy costumes, cool clothes, and random old stuff you couldn't find anywhere else. i haven't actually been in a thrift store like this but i really want to and maybe i'll even open up my own thrift store and of course on the outside it would have one of those striped overhangs that old stores have and on the top in big letters it would say Aquire, that would be the name of the store. inside there would be bright colors on the wall and multicolored scarves or umbrellas or something cool hanging from the ceiling. there would be a clothes section but otherwise there would be no order just stuff to look through on tables, dressers, and tipped over milk crates. whatever i could find to display each thing. there would be a lounge area to sit and hang out if you wanted to and the workers were free to sit and talk with customers or help in anyway they wanted. nothing would have a price, the customer would simply say what they were willing to pay for the item and if it was reasonable that's how much they would pay. i would go to garage sales and flee markets and other places to find weird, old things that i thought were cool or that someone else might like. the outside would blend in with the other shops and stores but once you went in you could never stop coming. maybe this place is impossible to create or maybe i will do something else with my life but whether i actually create this place or not i'll be happy thinking about how it would be the most amazing place ever. this is what comes to my mind when i think of the word aquire. i really like that word.  

Dressed For Success

so in case you haven't noticed i keep getting clothes from all these colleges just cause i can. so far i have mankato, winona, UND, stanford, wisconsin state university, and UNC. i have no plan to go to any of these colleges (well maybe mankato i don't know). i should get clothes from every state and wear them all in a row and see if anyone says anything. they probably wouldn't but i would think it was funny. i have no idea where i was going with this. it seemed like a good idea but i don't know what else to say so peace yo.

have you seen my thought train i think i lost it,
JeNniFeR

p.s. look at the post before this cause it's much more entertaining. or at least i think so.

p.s.s. my background was really annoying me so i found a new one. ta da!

You Put the Oxy in Oxymoron

"oh i see the chips fell. what a fine mess."

"a fine mess who says that? that makes no sense 'cause it didn't do a nice deed and it definitely ain't no fine looking man."

"it's just an expression."

"what kind of expression? an expression of stupidity?"

"no, it's an oxymoron."

"i don't know about the oxy but i know who the moron here is and it ain't the cat. well the cat is a moron but that's not who i'm talking about."

"So i guess it's safe to assume you're talking about me then."

"Well of course it's safe. what, you think if you say it's yourself that imma hit you upside the head with a shovel? Actually that's a pretty good idea."

"Okay I'm going to leave before an actual shovel gets involved."

"Yeah that's right you leave wit' yo fancy ass words and your proper english."

"Well i guess that's what you get when you try to walk through a drive through."

[End Scene]

yeah so this is part of my 5 act play. its all written ibambic planschameter which is pretty fancy. i am willing to give autographs since i will for sure be a mega ginormous star so just tell me and i'll email you one. that's right, email. ok now i have to go hide from the papparazi that i'm sure are here even though i haven't finished my play yet. that's how i good i am. yeah.

The Future Famous,
J (yeah just J. i think it's dignified.)

p.s. in case you really do put the moron in oxymoron that was a joke. i'm not really that crazy. ok at least not in that way but anyway i hope you liked my random scene that i thought of when i was supposed to be finding literary techniques in romeo and juliet (like an oxymoron) which i still haven't done but whatever a person has to have priorities.

An Unexpected Twist

'twas the day after christmas and all through the house there was crap everywhere because nobody had bothered to clean up. i'm watching (500) days of summer. i love this movie. i think if i was gonna write a book or a movie it would be like this cause it skips around and its totally unexpected and it randomly stops and explains things. plus also they go to ikea and pretend they live there which i've always wanted to do. i mean come on it even has a dance number that comes out of nowhere. im never gonna be able to decorate my house i was i like too many different styles cause i like the design of the places in the movie which are like random and arty but i also like lots of color, moderness, giant library with fireplace mahogany style deal, ikea stuff(which is kinda moderness), old random stuff that doesn't belong, big windows and plants everywhere, all white rooms or black and white rooms, color theme styling, murals on walls or crazy splatter paint walls, a room with massive pillows and bean bags, pastel colors, and other stuff i cant think of (im really into lists apparentally). so you see i would have to have a ginormous house and be loaded which would be fine with me but i don't know if it's gonna happen. ooh if i did have a ginormous house with all those types of things then if i was an interior designer people come and be like i like the style of room 122 cause i would have all the different styles they could want. now all i have to do is get massive money. that should be pretty easy right? well this post took an unexpected twist. thats the sign of a talented author. well either that or someone who easily gets off track.

lalalala,
J Homez

Commercial Interests

hello. how are you today? i am good today thank you for asking. today is a Sunday not a sundae and christmas is next Saturday which is super duper exciting. yesterday all of a sudden i got an urge to start ripping open presents it was bad. i just saw a commercial for a movie called season of the witch it was like a combination of twilight, lord of the rings, that weird red riding hood movie it looks like the dumbest thing ever. ahahaha now i saw a commercial for target where a santa was running all dramatic like with the song carol of the bells it was hilarious. surprisingly im not one of those people who is influenced by commercials i just either think they're dumb or funny i never go oh i that's a good commercial i should buy what they're selling. my tongue hurts because i accidentally bit it yesterday it hurt so bad.

ok i just saw raisa's blog and now imma steal the idea of saying stuff i like. ok lets see- jiggly jello, dancing all crazy like, singing songs, singing songs i made up, root beer in a bottle, made up worlds, the word bum, hobos, brownie batter, squishy sand, maple syrup, hot guys, cool christmas ornaments, thunderstorms, mustangs (the car), drawing, reading, writing stories, telling stories, laughing, talking, making people laugh, making myself laugh, awesome shoes, funny sounding words, neon colors, hilarious movies, books that make me crazy when i have to stop reading them, funny accents, platypi, llamas, ostriches, giraffes, dogs, jellyfishes. i could keep on listing stuff forever but i doubt anyone would wanna read that much. so i guess that's all for now.

i'm out,
Joyoho

LA dee DA

ooh baby baby la la la la la la la hey drop it to the floor make me wanna say hey baby i want you tonight. thats from a song if you didn't figure it out. hey baby(drop it to the floor) its so dang catchy i keep listening to it. its seems so weird that there's no school tomorrow this week went insanely fast. this post is gonna take a long time to write cause i keep stopping and dancing to the song. im supposed to be writing my true beauty essay right now but so much for that but i actually got like 2 paragraphs done which is pretty good for me since i started it today and today in history i got my facebook page done in class which is quite impressive cause i even had like 20 minutes after i was done. if you don't know i have serious issues with focusing when it comes to homework well really with most things so focusing that much is an accomplishment. guess what! i got hurt so i'm gonna put on a bacon band-aid!! i don't know how it happened but i have a cut on my pinkie so it gets a band-aid. well unless the band-aid is too big for my pinkie i still have to see. i should really paint my nails maybe i'll do that later today. my hands are gonna look amazing, nail polish and bacon. haha that's so weird sounding. luke is being a lazy bum just laying next to me sleeping. of course that's a lot better than him whining or running around crazy but usually he doesn't do that unless you chase him. everyone thinks he's super crazy all the time but really most of the time he just lays around or chews on a bone. what's december without christmas eve the joy in my heart is a blaze and its keeping me warm. that's from another song peppermint winter by owl city. i love that song it puts you in a good christmas mood which is good since its gonna be christmas!! that's so crazy that it's already christmas month. i'm so excited for christmas. i love christmas!!

ho ho ho put on some clothes,
JJE

Christmas Time She Comes

ok now that thanksturkey day is over we can start listening to the christmas music and watching christmas movies. the weather was early but i'm sure it's here to stay. i really thought about going shopping early this year just to see how crazy the people really are but i couldn't even think about getting up at 3 in the morning but maybe next year i'll sacrifice sleep to see people stampeding into target and grabbing everything in sight even if it's usually in the dollar section anyway. ok that whole thing sounded super bloggery which is weird even though this is a blog cause usually i just kinda say stuff and hope it makes sense so i hope you enjoyed it. i guess that is all for now.

A Very Merry Christmas,
JJ Fo-SHizzle

p.s. you should listen to the song peppermint winter by owl city. its good.

p.p.s. 4 for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!

A List Inspired By I

cleverbot is so addicting. its so random and funny. i would totally get the app for it if i got an ipod touch which i might cause i have been thinking about getting one. also so is dear blank please blank. raisa told me about these and i don't know where she found them but they're great. other things that are cool-

hoorahjencar- singer man on youtube
chestersee- another singer man on youtube
zombies vs. unicorns- the awesome book i want to read
sleepaway girls- great book i stayed up til midnight reading
cardiology- album by good charlotte that is amazing
na na na- song by my chemical romance that gets in my head all the time
hot guy outside of hollister- enough said
first snow- it's already getting old but it's awesome when you wake up and there's snow everywhere
shopping- we went shopping at the mall of america today
rocketeer- a good song by far east movement which is better than like a g6
my new friend :) - Andrew

obviously more stuff but that's what i came up with right now

pEaCe,
JennJeanne

JAkE aNd AMiR

ok right now stop reading this and watch jake and amir: couples therapist 1 and 2. the laugh is the greatest thing in the world. ok so go. right now. what are you waiting for watch it it's hilarious. no seriously get out. oh yeah by the way happy birthday to me!!! ok now for real get out. 1.......2.........3............ does counting mean nothing anymore? gosh. ok im done here you better be watching the video now.

J - MONEY

10101010101010101010

10-10-10. it doesn't really mean much it looks cool. i just got done writing my snapshot for english. its suprising i wanted to post after writing that cause i just wanted to stop writing. who knows. anyway it is exactly one week til my birthday. woo hoo!!! it doesn't really seem like its gonna be my birthday. i dont know why. and with my birthday means taking my permit test. i should really start looking at that stuff again cause if i took it now i would definitely fail cause i forgot a lot of it. it shouldn't be too hard after i look at it again though. i'm supposed to be dusting my room right now (another thing that comes with my birthday because we have the party here) but oh well. when i'm done we're gonna make cookies. you think that would be a good incentive but apparently not. luke says hello or at least i'll assume that's what he means when he smooshes his face on the ground. i realize this is probably the most boring post ever but i guess that's what happens when i write a story and then write on here. the interesting writing has been sucked out of me. ooh that sounded creepy. whatever i don't know. ok we'll just end this here. i'll try and think of something good before i post again. we'll see how long that takes.......

These are the Things i Think of

here are some things i like right now or have been thinking about.......

- i got this awesome keyboard that you can hook up to the computer that has squishy keys and its hot pink which is also awesome (im typing on it right now by the way)

-backin up song!!!! its by schmoyoho you are amazing and make the most addicting videos. its this crazy lady who was at a store when it was getting robbed so she started backin up backin up backing up cuz her daddy taught her good!!

- i watched camp rock 2 and they actually had some good songs even though the movie was overly dramatic. i like introducing me and this is our song.

- i just started watching the show huge and im already obsessed. it's about this fat camp and the main girl is nikki blonsky from hairspray who's against the whole camp. its really dramatic but its so addicting i've watched almost all the episodes in the last like 3 or 4 days.

-i don't know what club i should join for school. some i am considering are art club, key club, speech, students of christ, writing club, and LINK crew. i don't know if any of them would be any good but they sound like the best ones. i know im going to do tech crew but i want to do something else too cause thats just when theres a play.

- i can't wait to wear my new school clothes!! of course i won't really be able to for a while unless it gets cold soon. i don't know what i want more for it to stay warm or to be able to wear my new clothes.

so yeah i guess that's it. now i think i'll watch huge (i told you im obsessed )

C00L Y0,
JeNnJeAnNe

the next time you go to the doctor ask him to thump applesauce on your social and he will exclaim ASIANS! hahahahahahaha so great

im at drivers ed and im so bore cause we have break and i have no one to talk to grrrr the only person i know is haley rohan and i dont really talk to her

RAndoMoNiuM

today is sunday and it is thunderstorming outside which is cool. i like it when you can hear the rain hitting the roof when you're falling asleep lightning can be kind of annoying though cause it lights up but yeah. and it goes on and on and on. i wanna celebrate and live my life. like its dynamite. i got a lot more interior design books well not a lot more but umm let me see i had 4 before and now i have 12 so quite a few more cause what you have to do is on the clearance part on the barnes and noble website and you can get them for only a couple of dollars. ludovico einaudi is really good. i got all my school supplies except markers cause i want the 12 pack instead of 10 cause i like to color in class so i might as well have more and of course i have my sandwich which is awesome!!!!! ok i guess thats the end of my random thoughts.

JennJeanne

i forgot i could post from my phone. not that i know what to write anyway. peace, J-MONEY out!

Camp Best List

camp was AHMAZING as usual. i got back on friday i've just been too lazy to write about it til now. instead of rambling and going on i'll just put my list of best stuff, randomest stuff and funniest stuff cause every year (this year and last year) i wrote a list of that stuff so i wouldn't forget it.

best craft- cool paper on notebooks
funniest craft- cross bracelet
perfectest weather- thursday
most said thing- oh yeah! (in man voice)
best game- apples on the water/ pick up sticks
randomest thing- everything tessa says
best song- Moose Jaw McGraw and Huckleberry Chuck songs
game i can actually play- ping pong
loudest thing- people chugging pitchers (and oh yeah!)
most dramatic thing- stand off in lunch room
most relaxing thing- sitting outside watching people
best picture- the 3 or 4 i actually took
number of cheesy skits- 2 and MJM &HC
best pack- PURPLE!!
best teamwork- us and AC group
manliest guys- the jewelry boys
animal that needs saving- platypi
grossest thing- tessa lick/biting fish
funniest gaslight- the golden seth
best nickname- cannon carl boom!
best song maker- adam

there's a lot more stuff that was good about camp but that would be like everything (except all the mosquitos!!). i know you probably didn't understand a lot of that stuff so you can ask me about the stuff if you're dying to know. and besides all that stuff we learned a lot about God and that we should tell other people about Him so i wanna try to do that with you guys and at school and stuff so it would be good if you helped me to do that : )

God's child,
JennJeanne

The 3rd of July (original right?)

so today is the 3rd of July, which to people in other countries means absolutely nothing. but in america it means the day before the 4th of July or independance day (but who calls it that?). and in ch- our town (i realized it probably wasn't a good idea to write where i live online) it means a big get together with rides and food and a band and dancing and all kinds of craziness. The 3rd is one of my favorite things to go to because usually our town doesn't really do anything we just all live there but the 3rd is like our thing. everyone comes to it every year because its a tradition (plus of course the good food). and to kids its the place where you see everyone from school who you havent seen for like a month which can be fun whether you actually talk to them or not. so yeah im excited because it should be good and fun.

going to be eating lots of food soon,
Jenn

p.s. i kept writing the abandoned well story but i barely wrote any so i think i'll wait til there's more before i post it.

Sparkles On Top

-OMG i love twilight! its like nothing ever existed before it! OMG i can just die, just simply die if i ever got to even look at them in person. like totally omg i would name all my kids jacob even the girls. i mean totally ya know. really, like nothing ever existed before twilight and nothing ever could even hope to come close to it ever and the world will never be the same! omg.
really?

-harry and his friend roy dont like the movie either.. my lunatic cousin is all crazy abt it.. she is waiting for a vampire to bite her.. and she makes sounds assuming she is ready ahhahah.. such creepy ppl live in the world… i wonder how creepy ppl are… hmmm.. anyway a good taste for psycho women


-Anne Rice wrote about vamps that were infinitely more interesting than Meyers’ crew — and that was decades ago! Bella is a door mat with no hobbies and few friends outside of the Cullens and Jacob. She spends her life being Little Suzie Homemaker to her Dad and has no ambitions for her future beyond being crossed over. Someone should tell her that eternity is a really long time to do NOTHING!




-There are many other books on vamps that have far more enthralling characters. Oh, and btw, great abs and pecs outshine “sparkles” eight days a week!

-I can’t understand the relevance of these movies. The main character is an abusive and useless emotional wreck over an undead. The two’s interaction is dead as well, and their lack of communication would send any real couple looking for something healthy. The film’s are colorless. The majority of the movies are spent waiting for one or the other to say their lines, and the acting is horrid and flat. Worse are the self-destructive tendencies that even all the characters around the female main know are unacceptable “This isn’t normal, Bella.” “This is the most stupid thing you’ve ever done,” but the main, Bella, refuses to change and continues to use and rub her emotional inconsistencies off on everyone around her just ’cause “I miss Edward so much, no one else in my life matters, not even Jacob or my exhausted father, and none of you non-vampire-lusted types could evAr understand the power of my luuve. Don’t hate on my drama! I’m just like Juliet, and he’s my Romeo! SYMBOLISM!!”
I would never name a child after such a self-masturbational piece of cardboard, which these films and the books are. Names are names. Honestly, the pathetically-ended show Lost’s Jacob had more to do with the Christians’ bible than this tripe.
A name is a name. Don’t wreck it by referencing teen infatuation-junkie tripe. With sparkles on top

-twilight is lame. Kristen’s character is just being a dumb a**. she should just pick a guy and go with the flow. she is always going back and forth with Jacob and Edward. i want to scream in her face, “PICK A GUY AND DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!” shes so annoying.


-twilight’s breaking dawn is 2 parts. therefore, it won’t end in 2011, but in 2012. (we now know what causes the end of the world)
 
I found these on dictionary.com where it said the meanings of the names jacob and bella which they said are more popular now. i just picked the negative ones cause they are funnier than girls being all oh i love them twilight is so great. there was actually one where a girl said she was waiting to turn into a werewolf. i hope she was kidding.......
 
Team Who Gives A Crap,
JennJeanne
 
p.s. read my last post cause i posted yesterday
 
p.p.s. twilight  is dumb

The Abandoned Well

lately i've been adding on to some of the exerts that i posted before like i said  i would but i think im going to put up the one that i just wrote. i'll post the other ones later when i add more on and i'll probably keep going on this one.

June 22nd
What is wrong with the world? Why is it that when a girl wants to do something by herself she has to be doubted or told to stop. Just because I am a teenager doesn’t mean I don’t have a right to explore. I shouldn’t have to ask permission or wait for someone to say okay. That’s it I’m not going to sit around anymore. I am gong to go investigate the well and no one can stop me. Okay before I go I am going to need supplies. First of all, I’ll need a rope to even get down there. I should bring some food and water just in case I end up staying longer than I planned. I’ll bring a flashlight with extra batteries, a GPS (if it works down there), matches (those always come in handy), this notebook and pens to record my findings, plastic bags in case I want to take a sample of something, and of course my lucky anklet. I’ll leave early tomorrow so that no one is awake when I leave and I can be back before it gets dark (if everything goes as planned). The reason I have such an interest in this well is that before when I looked into it I saw a light at the bottom and heard what sounded like voices. The well is abandoned so there would be no reason or anything or anyone to be down there. Who knows what kind of hidden world could be down there. Maybe the voices didn’t even belong to humans but animals or some weird creature that lives underground. It could be nothing but I’m not taking that chance in case there’s something worth seeing down there. This will probably be it for tonight I’ll write more when I have entered the well.

so if you didn't figure it out it's supposed to be the girl's journal or whatever which is why there's a date (the 22nd sounded better than the 29th).
 
Writer of Stories,
JennJeanne
 
p.s. tell me if you think of a better title than that cause that's all i could come up with

Sense and Stupid Words

What's up world. it's friday. another day another challenge. just kidding im not DeStorm but it is friday. so i have started reading sense and sensibility because i figure it will be the most boring so i should read it first. it has lots of big words and old words people don't use anymore. some of them i think the author put in just to show cause seriously if you meant approval just write that not approbation. so whenever i read i keep my computer next to me so i can look up words.quite annoying...... i guess thats all for now.

PEACE,
JeNn

La La La La La

i just looked at the 25 most played list and some of the songs on there i never would have guessed. here's what they were-

Trouble (nevershoutnever)
Naturally (Selena Gomez)
Drops of Jupiter (Train)
How Low (Ludacris)
Happy (nevershoutnever)
You Make My Dreams (Daryl Hall & John Oates)
If I Were a Girl (Dave Days)
No. 5 (Hollywood Undead)
Bad Romance (Lady GaGa)
I'm So Lucky Lucky (Lucky Twice)
Pants On the Ground (Rhythm Tribute version) (Pants Down Crew)
Telephone (Lady GaGa feat. Beyonce)
Haven't Met You Yet (Michael Buble)
King (Stephan Jerzak)
Shark In the Water (V. V. Brown)
Serfs Are On Their Way (Billy Reid)
Just the Girl (The Click Five)
I'm Just a Baby (Justin Beiber "Baby"  Parody) (Dave Days feat. Tay Zonday)
Do You Like Waffles (Parry Gripp)
Around The World (La La La La La) (ATC)
Pump It (Black Eyed Peas)
Goodbye Earl (Dixie Chicks)
Makes Me Happy (Drake Bell)
I'm Into Something Good (Herman's Hermits)
Take It Off (Ke$ha)

you can decide which ones you think were surprising. So i challenge you to look at your 25 most played and write it as a comment or on your own blog. this should be interesting........

the cooliest,
Jay-E

Past Dreams

what up home slices!!!! dis' is J DAWG!!!!!!!!!! ok im done now. i was reading some old posts and i saw that i signed them J DAWG and so there you go. yes it is summer. summer summer summer summer summer!!!!!!! thats right 5x the summer (haha you had to be there x5!!!) so yeah like i said i was reading some old posts and it was pretty entertaining cause i forgot about a lot of them. and before when your username was kayla i wrote raisa in one of my posts and you're like what's raisa? so much for that which is good cause that was annoying. and some of the posts are from 6th grade which is weird cause we laugh at 6th graders now (but they're way weirder and annoyiner than we were). and i saw that every time i do a exert then im like i'll post more later and i NEVER do. it's kinda sad so i want to keep writing more on at least some of them. i might not (since obviously i usually don't) but i will try to actually keep writing. haha i just saw a post and at the end i was like this has been a public service announcement. PSA!!!!!!! it sounds like deflating balloon. psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. those videos make me laugh every single time. last night i had this dream that i was at school and it was the first day except it must have been a boarding school or something cause i had to sleep there and all they had were couches in the rooms. and then it was the next day when classes actually started. i didnt know where i was going or what my schedule was but then i figured out my class was up the stairs but when i got to the top my stuff wasnt in my hands and i was like what the heck and when i looked back it was all over the stairs and when i was picking it up this kid walks past me on the stairs and just kinda looks at me and shakes his head and im like wow thatnks for helping me. and then somehow i got in the room which was mrs. kramer's room and i realized i didnt have any pencils and so i asked her if i could go get some and she was like you should have them already and she rolls her eyes at me. and then im in some kind of library but its lax and meg's there and everyone is sitting around one table in the corner of the "library" and the teacher's like you gotta write a short story so i ask meaghan how long it has to be and the kid next to her is like probably 30 pages and i was like oh crap i cant even write 3 pages. then i woke up. i don't know if that made any sense or if it was interesting but it was so weird cause it was so real seeming. i hope im not so delirious when its really school(and i dont want to sleep on a couch at school). ok that is all.

stay fresh not rotten,
J MONEY (i don't know)

p.s. represent by weezer and bohemian rhapsody (the glee version) are great songs. oh and Ms. tattoo girl by travie mccoy and t-pain. 

ahhh! today we have to go to mankato and its gonna be hailing and lightninging

im sitting at church waiting for the kids to come. they have the same song on a loop and its driving me crazy! all of the kids in my group come at the last min.

helloooo raisa is a fail

Painting Stripes

HIGHLIGHTED!!!!!!!!!!!! i didn't know you could do that. it takes me a while to catch on to things. so yeah i was telling my mom that raisa is getting her room painted and stuff and so my mom is like well maybe we could paint your room sometime. and i was like alright cause you just don't turn down that kinda stuff. so i don't know probably in the summer sometime i'll have it done. i have a couple of ideas of what i could do but i havent decided yet because i want to be absolutely certain that it is the best choice. one thing im thinking of doing is having dark grape walls with cranberry and peony stripes. ok i have to go now because my computer is about to die.

Jenn

To Stop the Madness!! (well the confusion anyway)

ok so if you read my last post then you are probably confused or will be when you read it. after i wrote that i decided i liked this title better so i changed it again. i might change the last word/phrase thing again if i think of something better because even though i think crazy is the best one i might change my mind. so yeah now things will make sense. still read the last post because its not just that.

peace out home slice,
yo home sliced

p.s. on msn one of the things said feast your eyes on international man candy. i just had to write that.

Newness

so as you can i see i changed the background (that one was getting old). but i also changed the title. The last one kinda sucked so i decided to change it. i went to a site where they had quotes on life and stuff and i saw this one- Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower by hans christian anderson. i liked it but i thought the little flower part was kinda creepy sounding so i decided to change it. and admit it you would be a lot happier with some cake  with a little flower plus its funnier. so yeah lola and skinny jeans is the lovely peanot butter banana accordian hero aand not a white dress what is wrong with pancakeds and dungeons there a lot of old people in the clown coat in person on a tricycle screaming with freaking out and pink flowers in your hair with a doll and an old bag lady with the 5 dollar bills in pennies and a police siren on the roots with a crazy taste for juice and tai chi with mel. ok im done with the randomness now. i guess that's it.

see yo,
JEnn

p.s. another quote i saw was this one- In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. if this is true all the kids in geometry must be fails at life because they always look for every possible answer in the back. actually this quote explains a lot......

NTCTM (No Title Comes To Mind)

ahhhhhhh! my legs totally got sunburnt today cause we went to my uncles house and i was outside all day. i wasn't even in the sun that long cause i went in the shade when i got to hot. so i didn't think it was that bad but now i saw theyre all burnt and theres totally a line from my shorts which looks really weird. "cause i'm burnin' up, burnin' up for you baby" -Jonas Brothers (Burnin Up) i guess im really into song quotes lately. who knows. so i randomly thought to write about giving meaghan piano lessons. it started before cause i was gonna teach nicole but i never actually had her come for a lesson so we both forgot about it. but then when her and raisa came over i was like i should teach you to play the piano and she was like ok. so that day we went through some songs cause i had the beginner books from when i was gonna teach nicole. and so she had another lesson on friday and i think its easier cause she's older than when kids usually start so she catches on faster (plus of course she's super smart so she should catch on faster). I think i will try to have her come for a lesson like every other week or something so its not so long in between that she forgets stuff. its too bad she doesn't have a piano at home but it should be fine for now since the stuff is pretty easy. so yeah that was kinda random but whatever. what else do i got to talk about (besides my bad grammar apparently). read the post before this one cause i just put it up like yesterday.

smile for the sun(but not at the sun cause you could go blind),
Jenn

p.s. i just wanted to have a p.s. on here. i didn't have anything else to say :)

Life is Like Your Favorite Song Playing On the Radio (aka good)

It's so great outside i should be writing this out there. ONLY 8 DAYS LEFT OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!! (pause while i dance around and freak out). "and i just can't stop singing now cause it makes me happy. like a fantasy right in front of me all the time. it makes me happy." - Drake Bell (Makes Me Happy)
 how does this always happen while your at school its seems like it lasts forever but when its almost over it seems short. time is messed up. but yeah anyway im planning on spending a lot of outside just enjoying the fact that im not at school. plus of course hanging out with friends and waving on the bridge!!!!!! la de da i guess that's it. oh and today im seeing shrek 4 cause you gotta see the last one. we'll see if it's any good.

JeNnJeAnNe

Friends Are Great, You Always Have Someone To Laugh At

ok so on hotmail you can put like pictures and stuff on your "profile" or whatever it's supposed to be. and savannah reise is always putting stuff on it and when i sign in it shows what she put up because she's in my contacts so anyway today i was bored and didn't have email so i was looking at the pictures she put up which were basically a random collection of her the voss twins, sovanna, emily d., and kaitlyn (who i totally forgot existed even more than i forgot the west people) and on some of them there were little quotes like- "Friends are the most important ingrediant in the recipe of life." and "A friend is someone who believes in you when you cease to believe in yourself." ok the first one just makes me laugh because it's so ridiculous and the second one is just sappy. but what really makes me laugh is thinking of the quotes we would use instead like- "A good friend helps you up when you fall and a best friend is the one who pushed you down in the first place." or "if you're my best friend, what did i do wrong?" but i think that means that we'll be friends way longer than they will be because sappy crap gets old but laughing lasts forever. oh crap that was sappy wasn't it. oh well whatever you have a little of both.

JeNn

p.s. i was looking on photobucket to see what ones they had on there and i found this one. " A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you forget the words." this is the most sappyest, ridiculousest, weirdest thing i've ever heard. every time i read i start cracking up because it doesn't sound like friends it sounds like some lesbian couple or something.

p.p.s. i challenge you to find the sappyest, funnyest friend quote you can find and put it in a comment.

My Perspective on Writing

There's a lot things i don't know but one thing i do know is that to be a good writer you have to like telling stories. Like i am always telling stories about stuff that happens to me and before i've even seen someone i want to tell the story to i'm figuring out how im going to tell the story. whether im a good writer or not can depend on the day. That's another thing about writing, you can't force it or it won't be as good as you want it to be. That's why writing for school can be hard because even if you really don't feel like writing you have to because there's a due date. plus usually they make us write about dumb stuff and barely ever stories. so yup that's what i gotta say about that. i think i'll put up a story i started writing a while ago. it's not that great but it was fun to write it-

Once upon a time, there was a princess. This princess did the thing all princesses do. She sang. She sang while she did her lessons and danced and between bites while she was eating (for you know it’s very rude to sing with your mouth full). But one day people started to get tired of the Princess singing all the time so everyone working at the castle went to a meeting to try and decide what to do. The meeting was taking a long time because no one could come up with a good idea. Meanwhile, the princess began to wonder what was going on because usually one of the maids would have fetched her by now to go to dinner. After a long time of waiting the princess decided to find out what was going on. She had never left her room alone, she had always had a maid with her, so she didn’t know her way around the castle. Since her quarters were at the top of a tower she decided to go down the stairs and surely she would remember the way when she got to the bottom. As she was walking down she thought it seemed like there were more stairs than usual. She figured it was just because there was no one to keep her company. She soon found herself in a dark, musty hallway. The princess had never been here before and wasn’t sure what to do. She decided to walk down the hallway and hope she saw a servant that could help her. There were many doors in the hallway but all of the doors were closed except for one from which she could hear voices coming from. As she got closer the voices began to become clearer.

i know i kinda stopped in the middle but that's all i wrote so far and i don't feel like writing more now.

JennJeanne

p.s. princesses are lovely aren't they? tee hee

Hotmail Gets Busy

okay so you know how there are little ads at the bottom of emails? well i just had to put this one on here.

The New Busy is not the too busy. Combine all you e-mail accounts with Hotmail. Get busy.

i find that hilarious!! like really no one thought that it might not sound right to phrase it that way? funny stuff

make sure you read my last post which is longer (but not necessarily funnier) cause i just posted it a couple days ago.

JennJeanne

Susie Salmon Got What She Deserved

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! i want to write something but i don't know what. uhhhh..........well yesterday i went to katie(betker)'s house and we watched lovely bones and the girl is just so stupid that she deserved to die. so she was walking home from school and she has to go through this cornfield and the neighbor (who she barely knows) comes out of nowhere and is like you're Susie right? and she's like yeah and he's like hey i made something that i thought you neighborhood kids would like so he takes her across this DESERTED corn field with NO ONE around to this little door in the ground and its this little room underground and so him and the girl go in this little room UNDERGROUND all ALONE and NO ONE knows that she's there. So DUH of course he's going to attack you its your own dumb fault. don't talk to strangers is one of the rules that every mom tells their kid plus its just so obvious and even when theyre down there at first she still doesn't suspect anything even he's staring at her all creepy saying weird stuff. i mean come on she's such a moron!!!!!!!!!!!!! so here's the lesson: if some creepy stranger man comes up to you in an empty corn feild and asks you to go somewhere alone with him don't do it or you'll end up dead and locked up in a safe until he takes you to the sink hole where he'll throw you in just like they did with that refridgerator. well there's nothing better than a good rant :)

JennJeanne

p.s. and when she goes to "the in between" there's this random aisan girl and at one part she's like whats the problem (in her little accent) so i was like i fix problem i make rice (in the little accent) and so then every time she came on me and katie would say something about rice or sushi. it was hilarious!!!!! (you had to be there. times 5!!)

Oh the Weather Outside is...Not Frightful Actually

Its so nice outside it feels like its summer or at least almost summer. this week i keep seeing people walking their dogs and kids playing outside. and this has nothing to do with the weather but you gotta watch mysteryguitarman videos!!!!!!! he's so funny and weird. all the music ones are good but i especially like looping around and literal instruments. and everyone except me has probably already seen it but i saw can i have your number this week and its hilarious!!!

cya,
JeNn

YouTubin'

its been a while since i posted on here but its cool cause im back. you gotta check out these youtube videos!! some of them are funny and some of them are dumb so they are funny....

the rum is gone remix  by dajugglingfool

the duck song and the duck song 2 by forestfire101

the mean kitty song by smpfilms

thats all i have for now but ill put up more if i find them