Now You Know

you wonder why i haven't posted? well i was on a secret ninja mission. or a mission trip. you know same thing right? well yeah i went to philedelphia from saturday to saturday with a total of 40 hours on a bus and 4 to 5 hours in a van. yay for transportation! or not (but the rides were pretty fun some of the time). there are some terms or phrases that are used on mission trips. to understand the experience you should know these things.

undead- this term is used in a game i call dead/undead which is where you use some imaginary method of killing someone (stab, blow dart, grenade, etc.). once you have killed them they have to fall over and act dead until you say undead to them. no one but the killer can bring them back to life.

hygiene- this is something you will not find a lot of on a mission trip. it's not like we want it that way but it's true. this is because it's so hot so you're sweating all the time and we can only take 2 or 3 minute showers (where there's almost no water pressure so you can't use that much shampoo and conditioner).

ice cream cone- this is a code word for a hot guy. other variations include 1 to 5 scoops, a bucket, and the whole damn store.

floss box- the box of string that magically intrigued everyone on the bus and convinced them to obsessively start making bracelets and other jewelry.

fans- they become your best friend on a mission trip. don't be surprised if people are shoved out of the way to get a chance to catch the cool air of the fan or hear someone say "what haven't you ever seen someone blow themselves?" (yes someone actually said that and knew how it sounded).

piano man- this was the song of the week. at any time there was a possibility that you would hear people sionging this. why? i have no idea.

water ice- the magical combination of ice and ice cream that everyone was obsessed with. i had it 3 times and some people had it  more.

contact- the best game ever that is hard to explain.

attendance- somehow the most hilarious thing ever thanks to mike.

secret ninja (or not),
Jennifer

Massive Mash Up

As for you
i know what you wanna do
let me be
just keep your cool
after all we been through cant find a reason to keep holdin on
got to find a reason
when everything felt so right is wrong
had to run from you
never know enough
the radio's all that we can hear
my heart beats fast right now
thought that we were stronger
gotta talk to you now i know
youll ask me to hold on
i gotta do it
were not fighting
dont make me change my mind
youre impossible to find
I WONT LIVE to see another day
talk is cheap
everything can change
let go of your yesterday
find a dream you can follow
there's nothing else
you always speak criticly
you should really wanna go now
your plain boring
your not gonna change
open up your mind and see like me
were just one big family
it cannot wait
this is our fate
just try to see it clearer
just go with the seasons
may be i'm wrong
you decide
how could i know what you meant
i know everything changes
i let you down
you're the one

like the title says this is just a bunch of song lyrics mashed together (like potatoes! or something). i did this a really long time ago and i got tired of it being listed as a draft so yesh. when you read it, it almost makes sense. almost.

almost master song mixer,
Jennifer

Bla DA da DA da DA!

wow i was going to start this post with a lot of swearing. yay for amir and his sailor's mouth and me being influenced by youtube videos. so anywhore (see there you go, thank you buck) i am uber pumped for summer on account of it starts tomorrow!!!!!! bet your bottom on that annie! um right so i had to go to the doctor today. that's right i'm diseased with diseases. ok so not really i had to get a kind of shot, kind of stabbing thing to make sure i don't have tuberculosis (ftr i don't even know what that is) so i can be with the children in philly (on the mission trip). so my mother was like oh you might as well have a physical too. so it wasn't too bad but the lady kept on asking me creepy questions, like at one point she asked me if i have friends. no lady i don't have friends i eat lunch under the stairs, can't you see my gang sign on my arm. im in a one man gang. like really who would even admit they don't have friends or that they smoke or something. plus the lady's name was like kachacha or something (it wasn't my regular doctor). WIND ME!! mario inside joke/random thought process. ok i swear max paradis has the best taste in music cause he keeps covering songs and then i get obsessed with them (both versions). speaking of that you should watch the video for love me dead (the real version) it's super weird and kinda creepy, especially the sad mask people. ok seriously what is going on here- there's a couch, a chainsaw, an alter, a screen guy, streamers. i just don't know.

catch you on the flip side (or whateva),
JennSUMMERifer

Favoritos (yes i know spanish)

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper- wait, wait, wait we are not singing here. this is not the point of this post. but what is the point? oh thank you for asking. the point is i am going to list some of my favorite things. SOME because you'd give up way before we got through all of them so just some things that i find especially awesome or something.

top 3 favorite sit coms- friends, everybody loves raymond, and how i met your mother
favorite food show- ace of cakes
top 3 favorite cartoon shows- adventure time, fosters home for imaginary friends, chalk zone
favorite classic disney movie- aladdin
favorite non classic disney movie- emperor's new groove
top 3 all time favorite movies- master of disguise, mrs. doubtfire, she's the man (idk i just love that movie)
top 4 favorite serieses (seri?)- dear dumb diary, harry potter, inkheart books, gallagher girls
top 5 favorite random animals- llamas, jellyfishes, giraffes, ostriches, manatees
favorite kids books people- dr.suess, michael munsch (or something), cloudy with of meatballs people
favorite findy books- i spy, waldo, can you see what i see, look-alikes
favorite websites- youtube, grouchy rabbit, atfln, average wizard
favorite mythical creatures- zombies, unicorns, mermaids, FRANCIS! (except he's real)
favorite gang- triangle circle line gang
favorite season- SUMMER (ok probably spring for the actual season but summer for no school)
favorite gum- bubble yum (ze pink kind)
favorite restaurants- timberlodge, panera bread, noodles & co, the melting pot

alright govna now you know,
JJ hey hey