Sparkles On Top

-OMG i love twilight! its like nothing ever existed before it! OMG i can just die, just simply die if i ever got to even look at them in person. like totally omg i would name all my kids jacob even the girls. i mean totally ya know. really, like nothing ever existed before twilight and nothing ever could even hope to come close to it ever and the world will never be the same! omg.
really?

-harry and his friend roy dont like the movie either.. my lunatic cousin is all crazy abt it.. she is waiting for a vampire to bite her.. and she makes sounds assuming she is ready ahhahah.. such creepy ppl live in the world… i wonder how creepy ppl are… hmmm.. anyway a good taste for psycho women


-Anne Rice wrote about vamps that were infinitely more interesting than Meyers’ crew — and that was decades ago! Bella is a door mat with no hobbies and few friends outside of the Cullens and Jacob. She spends her life being Little Suzie Homemaker to her Dad and has no ambitions for her future beyond being crossed over. Someone should tell her that eternity is a really long time to do NOTHING!




-There are many other books on vamps that have far more enthralling characters. Oh, and btw, great abs and pecs outshine “sparkles” eight days a week!

-I can’t understand the relevance of these movies. The main character is an abusive and useless emotional wreck over an undead. The two’s interaction is dead as well, and their lack of communication would send any real couple looking for something healthy. The film’s are colorless. The majority of the movies are spent waiting for one or the other to say their lines, and the acting is horrid and flat. Worse are the self-destructive tendencies that even all the characters around the female main know are unacceptable “This isn’t normal, Bella.” “This is the most stupid thing you’ve ever done,” but the main, Bella, refuses to change and continues to use and rub her emotional inconsistencies off on everyone around her just ’cause “I miss Edward so much, no one else in my life matters, not even Jacob or my exhausted father, and none of you non-vampire-lusted types could evAr understand the power of my luuve. Don’t hate on my drama! I’m just like Juliet, and he’s my Romeo! SYMBOLISM!!”
I would never name a child after such a self-masturbational piece of cardboard, which these films and the books are. Names are names. Honestly, the pathetically-ended show Lost’s Jacob had more to do with the Christians’ bible than this tripe.
A name is a name. Don’t wreck it by referencing teen infatuation-junkie tripe. With sparkles on top

-twilight is lame. Kristen’s character is just being a dumb a**. she should just pick a guy and go with the flow. she is always going back and forth with Jacob and Edward. i want to scream in her face, “PICK A GUY AND DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!” shes so annoying.


-twilight’s breaking dawn is 2 parts. therefore, it won’t end in 2011, but in 2012. (we now know what causes the end of the world)
 
I found these on dictionary.com where it said the meanings of the names jacob and bella which they said are more popular now. i just picked the negative ones cause they are funnier than girls being all oh i love them twilight is so great. there was actually one where a girl said she was waiting to turn into a werewolf. i hope she was kidding.......
 
Team Who Gives A Crap,
JennJeanne
 
p.s. read my last post cause i posted yesterday
 
p.p.s. twilight  is dumb

The Abandoned Well

lately i've been adding on to some of the exerts that i posted before like i said  i would but i think im going to put up the one that i just wrote. i'll post the other ones later when i add more on and i'll probably keep going on this one.

June 22nd
What is wrong with the world? Why is it that when a girl wants to do something by herself she has to be doubted or told to stop. Just because I am a teenager doesn’t mean I don’t have a right to explore. I shouldn’t have to ask permission or wait for someone to say okay. That’s it I’m not going to sit around anymore. I am gong to go investigate the well and no one can stop me. Okay before I go I am going to need supplies. First of all, I’ll need a rope to even get down there. I should bring some food and water just in case I end up staying longer than I planned. I’ll bring a flashlight with extra batteries, a GPS (if it works down there), matches (those always come in handy), this notebook and pens to record my findings, plastic bags in case I want to take a sample of something, and of course my lucky anklet. I’ll leave early tomorrow so that no one is awake when I leave and I can be back before it gets dark (if everything goes as planned). The reason I have such an interest in this well is that before when I looked into it I saw a light at the bottom and heard what sounded like voices. The well is abandoned so there would be no reason or anything or anyone to be down there. Who knows what kind of hidden world could be down there. Maybe the voices didn’t even belong to humans but animals or some weird creature that lives underground. It could be nothing but I’m not taking that chance in case there’s something worth seeing down there. This will probably be it for tonight I’ll write more when I have entered the well.

so if you didn't figure it out it's supposed to be the girl's journal or whatever which is why there's a date (the 22nd sounded better than the 29th).
 
Writer of Stories,
JennJeanne
 
p.s. tell me if you think of a better title than that cause that's all i could come up with

Sense and Stupid Words

What's up world. it's friday. another day another challenge. just kidding im not DeStorm but it is friday. so i have started reading sense and sensibility because i figure it will be the most boring so i should read it first. it has lots of big words and old words people don't use anymore. some of them i think the author put in just to show cause seriously if you meant approval just write that not approbation. so whenever i read i keep my computer next to me so i can look up words.quite annoying...... i guess thats all for now.

PEACE,
JeNn

La La La La La

i just looked at the 25 most played list and some of the songs on there i never would have guessed. here's what they were-

Trouble (nevershoutnever)
Naturally (Selena Gomez)
Drops of Jupiter (Train)
How Low (Ludacris)
Happy (nevershoutnever)
You Make My Dreams (Daryl Hall & John Oates)
If I Were a Girl (Dave Days)
No. 5 (Hollywood Undead)
Bad Romance (Lady GaGa)
I'm So Lucky Lucky (Lucky Twice)
Pants On the Ground (Rhythm Tribute version) (Pants Down Crew)
Telephone (Lady GaGa feat. Beyonce)
Haven't Met You Yet (Michael Buble)
King (Stephan Jerzak)
Shark In the Water (V. V. Brown)
Serfs Are On Their Way (Billy Reid)
Just the Girl (The Click Five)
I'm Just a Baby (Justin Beiber "Baby"  Parody) (Dave Days feat. Tay Zonday)
Do You Like Waffles (Parry Gripp)
Around The World (La La La La La) (ATC)
Pump It (Black Eyed Peas)
Goodbye Earl (Dixie Chicks)
Makes Me Happy (Drake Bell)
I'm Into Something Good (Herman's Hermits)
Take It Off (Ke$ha)

you can decide which ones you think were surprising. So i challenge you to look at your 25 most played and write it as a comment or on your own blog. this should be interesting........

the cooliest,
Jay-E

Past Dreams

what up home slices!!!! dis' is J DAWG!!!!!!!!!! ok im done now. i was reading some old posts and i saw that i signed them J DAWG and so there you go. yes it is summer. summer summer summer summer summer!!!!!!! thats right 5x the summer (haha you had to be there x5!!!) so yeah like i said i was reading some old posts and it was pretty entertaining cause i forgot about a lot of them. and before when your username was kayla i wrote raisa in one of my posts and you're like what's raisa? so much for that which is good cause that was annoying. and some of the posts are from 6th grade which is weird cause we laugh at 6th graders now (but they're way weirder and annoyiner than we were). and i saw that every time i do a exert then im like i'll post more later and i NEVER do. it's kinda sad so i want to keep writing more on at least some of them. i might not (since obviously i usually don't) but i will try to actually keep writing. haha i just saw a post and at the end i was like this has been a public service announcement. PSA!!!!!!! it sounds like deflating balloon. psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. those videos make me laugh every single time. last night i had this dream that i was at school and it was the first day except it must have been a boarding school or something cause i had to sleep there and all they had were couches in the rooms. and then it was the next day when classes actually started. i didnt know where i was going or what my schedule was but then i figured out my class was up the stairs but when i got to the top my stuff wasnt in my hands and i was like what the heck and when i looked back it was all over the stairs and when i was picking it up this kid walks past me on the stairs and just kinda looks at me and shakes his head and im like wow thatnks for helping me. and then somehow i got in the room which was mrs. kramer's room and i realized i didnt have any pencils and so i asked her if i could go get some and she was like you should have them already and she rolls her eyes at me. and then im in some kind of library but its lax and meg's there and everyone is sitting around one table in the corner of the "library" and the teacher's like you gotta write a short story so i ask meaghan how long it has to be and the kid next to her is like probably 30 pages and i was like oh crap i cant even write 3 pages. then i woke up. i don't know if that made any sense or if it was interesting but it was so weird cause it was so real seeming. i hope im not so delirious when its really school(and i dont want to sleep on a couch at school). ok that is all.

stay fresh not rotten,
J MONEY (i don't know)

p.s. represent by weezer and bohemian rhapsody (the glee version) are great songs. oh and Ms. tattoo girl by travie mccoy and t-pain. 

ahhh! today we have to go to mankato and its gonna be hailing and lightninging

im sitting at church waiting for the kids to come. they have the same song on a loop and its driving me crazy! all of the kids in my group come at the last min.

helloooo raisa is a fail

Painting Stripes

HIGHLIGHTED!!!!!!!!!!!! i didn't know you could do that. it takes me a while to catch on to things. so yeah i was telling my mom that raisa is getting her room painted and stuff and so my mom is like well maybe we could paint your room sometime. and i was like alright cause you just don't turn down that kinda stuff. so i don't know probably in the summer sometime i'll have it done. i have a couple of ideas of what i could do but i havent decided yet because i want to be absolutely certain that it is the best choice. one thing im thinking of doing is having dark grape walls with cranberry and peony stripes. ok i have to go now because my computer is about to die.

Jenn

To Stop the Madness!! (well the confusion anyway)

ok so if you read my last post then you are probably confused or will be when you read it. after i wrote that i decided i liked this title better so i changed it again. i might change the last word/phrase thing again if i think of something better because even though i think crazy is the best one i might change my mind. so yeah now things will make sense. still read the last post because its not just that.

peace out home slice,
yo home sliced

p.s. on msn one of the things said feast your eyes on international man candy. i just had to write that.

Newness

so as you can i see i changed the background (that one was getting old). but i also changed the title. The last one kinda sucked so i decided to change it. i went to a site where they had quotes on life and stuff and i saw this one- Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower by hans christian anderson. i liked it but i thought the little flower part was kinda creepy sounding so i decided to change it. and admit it you would be a lot happier with some cake  with a little flower plus its funnier. so yeah lola and skinny jeans is the lovely peanot butter banana accordian hero aand not a white dress what is wrong with pancakeds and dungeons there a lot of old people in the clown coat in person on a tricycle screaming with freaking out and pink flowers in your hair with a doll and an old bag lady with the 5 dollar bills in pennies and a police siren on the roots with a crazy taste for juice and tai chi with mel. ok im done with the randomness now. i guess that's it.

see yo,
JEnn

p.s. another quote i saw was this one- In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. if this is true all the kids in geometry must be fails at life because they always look for every possible answer in the back. actually this quote explains a lot......