Yes, it's true, Sprinter is upon us. What is Sprinter you ask? Oh, you naive child with all your questions. So ignorant when it comes to such things as the 5th season.
Yes, to answer your silly wondering Sprinter is in fact the 5th season. There's no such thing you say? Well of course there is. They just don't teach about it in school these days. What Sprinter is, my dear child, is a combination of winter and spring. It occurs for a week are two at the end of winter or the beginning of spring. Sprinter has the snow of winter but also the grass of spring. Now that I have enlightened you on the season of Sprinter go outside and enjoy it!!!!!
highly educated,
Dr.Jennifer J. Erickson
Monday, March 16, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Laugh 'til you Cry
I knew a blonde that was so
stupid that.......
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she to ok the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
Hope a little blonde humor makes you laugh as much as it makes me laugh :)
Jenn
p.s. no offense blonde people
stupid that.......
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she to ok the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
Hope a little blonde humor makes you laugh as much as it makes me laugh :)
Jenn
p.s. no offense blonde people
Friday, March 6, 2009
SPRING BREAK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats's right you dont need your eyes checked cause it really is SPRING BREAK!!!!!! and for the first time EVER i'm going somewhere!!!!!!! so finally when the teacher says who's going somewhere for spring break i can raise my hand and be all "WOO HOO I'M GOING TO FLORIDA!!!"except i wouldnt do that cause everyone would be all "you got issues. take a chiil pill".the only bad thing about going somewhere is waiting to leave cause i still have a whole day before i leave and i'm already going insane waiting!!!hope fully i can make it
going to florida,
Jenn-Jeanne
p.s.i just read this and it sounds really weird but whatever
going to florida,
Jenn-Jeanne
p.s.i just read this and it sounds really weird but whatever
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
So Insane I Can't Believe It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS SO AWESOME I CAN BARELY BELIEVE IT!!I MEAN LOOK AT IT!!!!IT'S FREAKISHLY HUGE!!!!
JeNNjEanNe
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