The Creation of a Word

do you want to know a word i like? aquire. for one thing aquire is so much cooler than got or bought or recieved and it sounds all fancy. i also like it because when i think of the word aquire i think of a cool thrift store with crazy costumes, cool clothes, and random old stuff you couldn't find anywhere else. i haven't actually been in a thrift store like this but i really want to and maybe i'll even open up my own thrift store and of course on the outside it would have one of those striped overhangs that old stores have and on the top in big letters it would say Aquire, that would be the name of the store. inside there would be bright colors on the wall and multicolored scarves or umbrellas or something cool hanging from the ceiling. there would be a clothes section but otherwise there would be no order just stuff to look through on tables, dressers, and tipped over milk crates. whatever i could find to display each thing. there would be a lounge area to sit and hang out if you wanted to and the workers were free to sit and talk with customers or help in anyway they wanted. nothing would have a price, the customer would simply say what they were willing to pay for the item and if it was reasonable that's how much they would pay. i would go to garage sales and flee markets and other places to find weird, old things that i thought were cool or that someone else might like. the outside would blend in with the other shops and stores but once you went in you could never stop coming. maybe this place is impossible to create or maybe i will do something else with my life but whether i actually create this place or not i'll be happy thinking about how it would be the most amazing place ever. this is what comes to my mind when i think of the word aquire. i really like that word.  

Dressed For Success

so in case you haven't noticed i keep getting clothes from all these colleges just cause i can. so far i have mankato, winona, UND, stanford, wisconsin state university, and UNC. i have no plan to go to any of these colleges (well maybe mankato i don't know). i should get clothes from every state and wear them all in a row and see if anyone says anything. they probably wouldn't but i would think it was funny. i have no idea where i was going with this. it seemed like a good idea but i don't know what else to say so peace yo.

have you seen my thought train i think i lost it,
JeNniFeR

p.s. look at the post before this cause it's much more entertaining. or at least i think so.

p.s.s. my background was really annoying me so i found a new one. ta da!

You Put the Oxy in Oxymoron

"oh i see the chips fell. what a fine mess."

"a fine mess who says that? that makes no sense 'cause it didn't do a nice deed and it definitely ain't no fine looking man."

"it's just an expression."

"what kind of expression? an expression of stupidity?"

"no, it's an oxymoron."

"i don't know about the oxy but i know who the moron here is and it ain't the cat. well the cat is a moron but that's not who i'm talking about."

"So i guess it's safe to assume you're talking about me then."

"Well of course it's safe. what, you think if you say it's yourself that imma hit you upside the head with a shovel? Actually that's a pretty good idea."

"Okay I'm going to leave before an actual shovel gets involved."

"Yeah that's right you leave wit' yo fancy ass words and your proper english."

"Well i guess that's what you get when you try to walk through a drive through."

[End Scene]

yeah so this is part of my 5 act play. its all written ibambic planschameter which is pretty fancy. i am willing to give autographs since i will for sure be a mega ginormous star so just tell me and i'll email you one. that's right, email. ok now i have to go hide from the papparazi that i'm sure are here even though i haven't finished my play yet. that's how i good i am. yeah.

The Future Famous,
J (yeah just J. i think it's dignified.)

p.s. in case you really do put the moron in oxymoron that was a joke. i'm not really that crazy. ok at least not in that way but anyway i hope you liked my random scene that i thought of when i was supposed to be finding literary techniques in romeo and juliet (like an oxymoron) which i still haven't done but whatever a person has to have priorities.

An Unexpected Twist

'twas the day after christmas and all through the house there was crap everywhere because nobody had bothered to clean up. i'm watching (500) days of summer. i love this movie. i think if i was gonna write a book or a movie it would be like this cause it skips around and its totally unexpected and it randomly stops and explains things. plus also they go to ikea and pretend they live there which i've always wanted to do. i mean come on it even has a dance number that comes out of nowhere. im never gonna be able to decorate my house i was i like too many different styles cause i like the design of the places in the movie which are like random and arty but i also like lots of color, moderness, giant library with fireplace mahogany style deal, ikea stuff(which is kinda moderness), old random stuff that doesn't belong, big windows and plants everywhere, all white rooms or black and white rooms, color theme styling, murals on walls or crazy splatter paint walls, a room with massive pillows and bean bags, pastel colors, and other stuff i cant think of (im really into lists apparentally). so you see i would have to have a ginormous house and be loaded which would be fine with me but i don't know if it's gonna happen. ooh if i did have a ginormous house with all those types of things then if i was an interior designer people come and be like i like the style of room 122 cause i would have all the different styles they could want. now all i have to do is get massive money. that should be pretty easy right? well this post took an unexpected twist. thats the sign of a talented author. well either that or someone who easily gets off track.

lalalala,
J Homez

Commercial Interests

hello. how are you today? i am good today thank you for asking. today is a Sunday not a sundae and christmas is next Saturday which is super duper exciting. yesterday all of a sudden i got an urge to start ripping open presents it was bad. i just saw a commercial for a movie called season of the witch it was like a combination of twilight, lord of the rings, that weird red riding hood movie it looks like the dumbest thing ever. ahahaha now i saw a commercial for target where a santa was running all dramatic like with the song carol of the bells it was hilarious. surprisingly im not one of those people who is influenced by commercials i just either think they're dumb or funny i never go oh i that's a good commercial i should buy what they're selling. my tongue hurts because i accidentally bit it yesterday it hurt so bad.

ok i just saw raisa's blog and now imma steal the idea of saying stuff i like. ok lets see- jiggly jello, dancing all crazy like, singing songs, singing songs i made up, root beer in a bottle, made up worlds, the word bum, hobos, brownie batter, squishy sand, maple syrup, hot guys, cool christmas ornaments, thunderstorms, mustangs (the car), drawing, reading, writing stories, telling stories, laughing, talking, making people laugh, making myself laugh, awesome shoes, funny sounding words, neon colors, hilarious movies, books that make me crazy when i have to stop reading them, funny accents, platypi, llamas, ostriches, giraffes, dogs, jellyfishes. i could keep on listing stuff forever but i doubt anyone would wanna read that much. so i guess that's all for now.

i'm out,
Joyoho

LA dee DA

ooh baby baby la la la la la la la hey drop it to the floor make me wanna say hey baby i want you tonight. thats from a song if you didn't figure it out. hey baby(drop it to the floor) its so dang catchy i keep listening to it. its seems so weird that there's no school tomorrow this week went insanely fast. this post is gonna take a long time to write cause i keep stopping and dancing to the song. im supposed to be writing my true beauty essay right now but so much for that but i actually got like 2 paragraphs done which is pretty good for me since i started it today and today in history i got my facebook page done in class which is quite impressive cause i even had like 20 minutes after i was done. if you don't know i have serious issues with focusing when it comes to homework well really with most things so focusing that much is an accomplishment. guess what! i got hurt so i'm gonna put on a bacon band-aid!! i don't know how it happened but i have a cut on my pinkie so it gets a band-aid. well unless the band-aid is too big for my pinkie i still have to see. i should really paint my nails maybe i'll do that later today. my hands are gonna look amazing, nail polish and bacon. haha that's so weird sounding. luke is being a lazy bum just laying next to me sleeping. of course that's a lot better than him whining or running around crazy but usually he doesn't do that unless you chase him. everyone thinks he's super crazy all the time but really most of the time he just lays around or chews on a bone. what's december without christmas eve the joy in my heart is a blaze and its keeping me warm. that's from another song peppermint winter by owl city. i love that song it puts you in a good christmas mood which is good since its gonna be christmas!! that's so crazy that it's already christmas month. i'm so excited for christmas. i love christmas!!

ho ho ho put on some clothes,
JJE