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“Execute him,” boomed the great Zandeshi. “He has disturbed my Zen.”
“Sire, are you sure? He was only trying to make you comfortable. This would be the 6th execution this week!” one of the Zandeshi’s servants asked, afraid of the answer.
“Are you questioning my authority? Maybe I should execute you instead,” Zandeshi said glaring at the servant.
“Never, sire. It was just a question. I will take this man to the dungeon straight away.” The servant bowed to the Great Zandeshi and led the man to the dungeon.

* * * *

“I am so sorry this happened to you,” the servant said apologetically. “The Great Zandeshi has been very angry lately for the smallest things. No one knows what’s wrong and we are scared that we could be the next to be locked up and executed.”
“I have noticed it too. The sudden change is very worrisome. Unfortunately, I will not be around long enough to see the outcome of this strange behavior.”
“You still have a chance to escape.” The servant whispered.
“What do you mean?”
“The walls at the back of every cell are made of dirt. Since the Zandeshi’s sanctum is built into a hill all the rooms on this side have one dirt wall. Since it is so dark none of the prisoners figured out that the wall is made of dirt. Usually I wouldn’t tell a prisoner that they could escape but since you have been wrongly sentenced I think you should have the opportunity to be free.”
“That is very kind of you to tell me but I have no way of digging through the dirt to the outside,” The prisoner said sadly.
“I could find a way to sneak you a shovel. I know-“the servant was cut off by the sound of guards coming down the bamboo steps to the dungeon. The servant started to walk away when the prisoner called to him,
“Wait, before you go I must know your name. “
“Vium Slance,” the servant replied. “And you?”
“My name is Lombo. Lombo Canchum. “Vium smiled and ran up the stairs, already planning how he would help Lombo escape. Although they didn’t know it they had created a friendship that would change the world.

Character Descriptions
The Great Zandeshi: He is the leader of Jomawatu Island. Usually he is peaceful but lately he has been very irritable. No one knows why except the island’s scientist. The reason he is so short tempered is because the scientist is trying to make a serum that makes Zandeshi immortal. It has taken longer than expected and The Zandeshi is not very patient.

Vium: one of the Great Zandeshi’s servants. Feels bad for people in prison for no reason. Wants to help prisoners. Brave, rebellious, likes adventure.

Lombo: unfairly put in the Zandeshi’s prison. Wants to escape and find out why the Zandeshi is acting strange. Curious, notices detail, extremely smart.

Juit: survivor from a sunken pirate ship. Washed up on the shore of Jomawatu Island. Joins Fugym and Vium and helps them find out more about the Zandeshi. Strong, daring, always ready to help.

Fugym: Scientist forced to try to create a serum to make The Great Zandeshi immortal. Smartest person on the island. Has invented cure to many diseases. Inventive, smart, imaginative, stressed.

This is the story i am writing during typing. i haven't gotten very far but i like it so far.

La De Da,
JennJeanne

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

I got this in an email so you might have already seen it but i think it's freakin hilarious!!!!! I could totally see Meaghan doing all this stuff :)

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.


2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom... Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'ForMarijuana'.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water, whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream...'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. '


laugh til' you cry,
Jenn

p.s. this kinda reminds me of 13 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Wheat Bits

Exert
This morning for breakfast I had cereal. My mom made me eat the healthy cereal again, which is like eating soggy cardboard. I had to stop myself from gagging while eating it. The second I finished I raced up to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I had to get the taste of sawdust out of my mouth. I made a mental note to try to think of a way to sneak sugar into the dreaded Wheat Bits. Trying to forget the incident, I walked across the hall to my bedroom to pick out my outfit. After much thinking, I decided on my new lime green tank top with the words peace & love in hot pink on the front. For my pants I decided on my True Religion jeans that are pre-ripped at the knees. Just as I walked out of my walk-in closet my dog, Cotton, jumped on my bed and started chewing on my tank top. Before I could stop him, he had chewed a big hole in my shirt.at that moment i knew it was going to be a bad day.

Nicole said she thought that was really good but i dont think it's that good. whatever.

FrEaKy!!!!!!!!!

That ghost movie looks so freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even the commercial freaks the crap out of me!! I can't believe anyone would watch that!! I would have nightmares for a long time if i watched that!!!!

that's all,
JeNnJeAnNe