So Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-attempt to fly off a high shelf

11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section


i didnt make those but i wish i did. those are SO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's all,
JeNn

p.s.tech decks are RETARDED!!!

SNOWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We got to leave 2 hours early from school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and that means no conferences!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was hilarious cause when they announced that we were leaving early it wasnt even snowing!! but then it started blizzarding and when we were on the bus no one could see anything but white!!! it was freaky cause that means the bus driver couldnt see anything. but obviously i survived(i'm sure everyone was worried about me :) I hope we get off tomorrow to we probably wont but it would be awesome if we did.

SNOWY,
Jenn

p.s.sorry about the longish amount of time between posts.