13 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-attempt to fly off a high shelf
11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
i didnt make those but i wish i did. those are SO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's all,
JeNn
p.s.tech decks are RETARDED!!!
3 comments:
OMG sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny/halarious!!!
i am laughing so hard i'm crying that is the funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniest thing i've ever heard WHERE did you get them??????????? and when can i try them??? i'm gonna need thirteen different walmart locations though!!! but seriously i do want to try some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah we totally should!! that would be SO funny!!!!!
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