Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Hotmail Gets Busy

okay so you know how there are little ads at the bottom of emails? well i just had to put this one on here.

The New Busy is not the too busy. Combine all you e-mail accounts with Hotmail. Get busy.

i find that hilarious!! like really no one thought that it might not sound right to phrase it that way? funny stuff

make sure you read my last post which is longer (but not necessarily funnier) cause i just posted it a couple days ago.

JennJeanne

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Susie Salmon Got What She Deserved

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! i want to write something but i don't know what. uhhhh..........well yesterday i went to katie(betker)'s house and we watched lovely bones and the girl is just so stupid that she deserved to die. so she was walking home from school and she has to go through this cornfield and the neighbor (who she barely knows) comes out of nowhere and is like you're Susie right? and she's like yeah and he's like hey i made something that i thought you neighborhood kids would like so he takes her across this DESERTED corn field with NO ONE around to this little door in the ground and its this little room underground and so him and the girl go in this little room UNDERGROUND all ALONE and NO ONE knows that she's there. So DUH of course he's going to attack you its your own dumb fault. don't talk to strangers is one of the rules that every mom tells their kid plus its just so obvious and even when theyre down there at first she still doesn't suspect anything even he's staring at her all creepy saying weird stuff. i mean come on she's such a moron!!!!!!!!!!!!! so here's the lesson: if some creepy stranger man comes up to you in an empty corn feild and asks you to go somewhere alone with him don't do it or you'll end up dead and locked up in a safe until he takes you to the sink hole where he'll throw you in just like they did with that refridgerator. well there's nothing better than a good rant :)

JennJeanne

p.s. and when she goes to "the in between" there's this random aisan girl and at one part she's like whats the problem (in her little accent) so i was like i fix problem i make rice (in the little accent) and so then every time she came on me and katie would say something about rice or sushi. it was hilarious!!!!! (you had to be there. times 5!!)