Insanity in the Shape of a Bird!!

This is an actual living bird!!! i think its awesome and hilarious. i was looking on the blogs of note and this picture was on one of them. the site is called ugly overload which is definitely true for some of the pictures but this is just werird.look at the post before this too cause i posted something else like 5 minutes ago.

Pancake and Waffle

ok today i am going to tell you a little story...

Once upon a time there was a pancake plus also there was a waffle. The pancake and waffle were talking about how they were delicious especially with chocolate chips or syrup but not both cause that's disgusting. and since they are so delicious the children that made them would want to gobble them up. so even though they loved the children they knew they had to escape. so they jumped off the counter and ran across the kitchen floor to the dog door. well really they jumped cause they dont legs you know. When they got outside they spotted a little house and said "oh look there's a little house. we should go to that little house." so they went over to the little house and went inside and said "what a nice little house and it even has squeky toys" they did not know why there were squeky toys though. They soon found out when the dog who owned the little house came back. They were very afraid because dogs like to eat pancakes and waffles. but the dog said "don't worry i wont eat you because i am a vegetarian. i will keep you as my pet" so the moral of the story is: you better watch your pancakes and waffles cause otherwise your pet will have a pet and that's just weird.

THE END

wasn't that a nice story. and it even had a moral! it just doesn't get much better than that.

the amazazing storyteller,
Jenn

p.s. i made that up in facs yesterday cause we were making pancakes and the top of the direction sheet said Pancakes and Waffles. just in case you were wondering.