An Unexpected Twist

'twas the day after christmas and all through the house there was crap everywhere because nobody had bothered to clean up. i'm watching (500) days of summer. i love this movie. i think if i was gonna write a book or a movie it would be like this cause it skips around and its totally unexpected and it randomly stops and explains things. plus also they go to ikea and pretend they live there which i've always wanted to do. i mean come on it even has a dance number that comes out of nowhere. im never gonna be able to decorate my house i was i like too many different styles cause i like the design of the places in the movie which are like random and arty but i also like lots of color, moderness, giant library with fireplace mahogany style deal, ikea stuff(which is kinda moderness), old random stuff that doesn't belong, big windows and plants everywhere, all white rooms or black and white rooms, color theme styling, murals on walls or crazy splatter paint walls, a room with massive pillows and bean bags, pastel colors, and other stuff i cant think of (im really into lists apparentally). so you see i would have to have a ginormous house and be loaded which would be fine with me but i don't know if it's gonna happen. ooh if i did have a ginormous house with all those types of things then if i was an interior designer people come and be like i like the style of room 122 cause i would have all the different styles they could want. now all i have to do is get massive money. that should be pretty easy right? well this post took an unexpected twist. thats the sign of a talented author. well either that or someone who easily gets off track.

lalalala,
J Homez