"oh i see the chips fell. what a fine mess."
"a fine mess who says that? that makes no sense 'cause it didn't do a nice deed and it definitely ain't no fine looking man."
"it's just an expression."
"what kind of expression? an expression of stupidity?"
"no, it's an oxymoron."
"i don't know about the oxy but i know who the moron here is and it ain't the cat. well the cat is a moron but that's not who i'm talking about."
"So i guess it's safe to assume you're talking about me then."
"Well of course it's safe. what, you think if you say it's yourself that imma hit you upside the head with a shovel? Actually that's a pretty good idea."
"Okay I'm going to leave before an actual shovel gets involved."
"Yeah that's right you leave wit' yo fancy ass words and your proper english."
"Well i guess that's what you get when you try to walk through a drive through."
[End Scene]
yeah so this is part of my 5 act play. its all written ibambic planschameter which is pretty fancy. i am willing to give autographs since i will for sure be a mega ginormous star so just tell me and i'll email you one. that's right, email. ok now i have to go hide from the papparazi that i'm sure are here even though i haven't finished my play yet. that's how i good i am. yeah.
The Future Famous,
J (yeah just J. i think it's dignified.)
p.s. in case you really do put the moron in oxymoron that was a joke. i'm not really that crazy. ok at least not in that way but anyway i hope you liked my random scene that i thought of when i was supposed to be finding literary techniques in romeo and juliet (like an oxymoron) which i still haven't done but whatever a person has to have priorities.
2 comments:
hahahahahahahaa that was funny, but youre still a loser. and you scared the heck outta me cuz i thought we actually had to write a 5 act play
haha stupid of course we don't have to write a 5 act play and yes i thought it was quite hilarious.
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