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-OMG i love twilight! its like nothing ever existed before it! OMG i can just die, just simply die if i ever got to even look at them in person. like totally omg i would name all my kids jacob even the girls. i mean totally ya know. really, like nothing ever existed before twilight and nothing ever could even hope to come close to it ever and the world will never be the same! omg.
really?

-harry and his friend roy dont like the movie either.. my lunatic cousin is all crazy abt it.. she is waiting for a vampire to bite her.. and she makes sounds assuming she is ready ahhahah.. such creepy ppl live in the world… i wonder how creepy ppl are… hmmm.. anyway a good taste for psycho women


-Anne Rice wrote about vamps that were infinitely more interesting than Meyers’ crew — and that was decades ago! Bella is a door mat with no hobbies and few friends outside of the Cullens and Jacob. She spends her life being Little Suzie Homemaker to her Dad and has no ambitions for her future beyond being crossed over. Someone should tell her that eternity is a really long time to do NOTHING!




-There are many other books on vamps that have far more enthralling characters. Oh, and btw, great abs and pecs outshine “sparkles” eight days a week!

-I can’t understand the relevance of these movies. The main character is an abusive and useless emotional wreck over an undead. The two’s interaction is dead as well, and their lack of communication would send any real couple looking for something healthy. The film’s are colorless. The majority of the movies are spent waiting for one or the other to say their lines, and the acting is horrid and flat. Worse are the self-destructive tendencies that even all the characters around the female main know are unacceptable “This isn’t normal, Bella.” “This is the most stupid thing you’ve ever done,” but the main, Bella, refuses to change and continues to use and rub her emotional inconsistencies off on everyone around her just ’cause “I miss Edward so much, no one else in my life matters, not even Jacob or my exhausted father, and none of you non-vampire-lusted types could evAr understand the power of my luuve. Don’t hate on my drama! I’m just like Juliet, and he’s my Romeo! SYMBOLISM!!”
I would never name a child after such a self-masturbational piece of cardboard, which these films and the books are. Names are names. Honestly, the pathetically-ended show Lost’s Jacob had more to do with the Christians’ bible than this tripe.
A name is a name. Don’t wreck it by referencing teen infatuation-junkie tripe. With sparkles on top

-twilight is lame. Kristen’s character is just being a dumb a**. she should just pick a guy and go with the flow. she is always going back and forth with Jacob and Edward. i want to scream in her face, “PICK A GUY AND DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!” shes so annoying.


-twilight’s breaking dawn is 2 parts. therefore, it won’t end in 2011, but in 2012. (we now know what causes the end of the world)
 
I found these on dictionary.com where it said the meanings of the names jacob and bella which they said are more popular now. i just picked the negative ones cause they are funnier than girls being all oh i love them twilight is so great. there was actually one where a girl said she was waiting to turn into a werewolf. i hope she was kidding.......
 
Team Who Gives A Crap,
JennJeanne
 
p.s. read my last post cause i posted yesterday
 
p.p.s. twilight  is dumb