Saturday, February 28, 2009

So Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-attempt to fly off a high shelf

11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section


i didnt make those but i wish i did. those are SO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's all,
JeNn

p.s.tech decks are RETARDED!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny/halarious!!!

12 purple roses said...

i am laughing so hard i'm crying that is the funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniest thing i've ever heard WHERE did you get them??????????? and when can i try them??? i'm gonna need thirteen different walmart locations though!!! but seriously i do want to try some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jennjeanne said...

yeah we totally should!! that would be SO funny!!!!!