Saturday, December 10, 2011

Smartphowned

This is exactly what i would say :

Other - <p>ChaseWe have no bread at my house again. <br>Even prisoners have bread. <br>I'm moving in with Michael. Wanna know why?<br>He has bread. <br>Damn Sarah. It's just bread!<br>I fucking love bread. </p>

i don't know why but this just made me crack up:

Autocorrects - <p>Bestie:)<br>Hey Ashley, can you pick me up some more boobsicles? I ran out.<br>No! I meant boobsicles!<br>Boobsicles!<br>GOD DONKEY!<br>So that's three orders of boobsicles, and one divine ass. Anything else DJ?<br>...no..<br></p>


Awkward Parents - <p>MumHey mum be home late tonight, Jason spilled his cock over my clothes and were washing them<br>OH MY GOD! COME HOME RIGHT NOW!<br>Why? it wont stain but its sticky so were washing my clothes<br>YOU ARE DISGUSTING, COME HOME NOW.<br>What? Oh no! Mum, 'Coke' not Cock. Omg!<br>How do i unsend a text msg to your father?</p>
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2 comments:

12 purple roses said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaah coke not cock omg. ahahahaha. i love these.

December 12, 2011 at 5:48 PM
jennjeanne said...

i know they freakin make my day

December 18, 2011 at 9:38 AM

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