Saturday, October 15, 2011

3 Little Races

For the speech audtition one of the things we have to do is create our own versoin of the 3 little pigs so here is what i did. (make sure to note the accents the lines are said in)

(Suave) Narrator: Now children (and not so children), I have for you today an enchanting tale and it all starts with 3 pigs. Now you see these pigs all lived in a row with houses made of peculiar materials. Let’s enter their world shall we.


In the woods nearby lives a quite frightening wolf. Oh here he comes now! He appears to be walking up to the first pig’s house.

Wolf: (knocks)

1st Pig (Indian)- What do you want?

Wolf: Please let me in. I’m hungry.

1st Pig: No! (slams door)

Wolf: Well I’ll show her (blows).

Narrator: So you see the wolf has blown down the first pig’s house and is headed to the next one.

Wolf: (knocks)

2nd Pig (black)- What you knockin on my door for?

Wolf: Let me in. I’m starving!

2nd Pig: Oh you think I ain’t seen those movies where they let in wolf. That will not be me sir. (Slams door)

Wolf: What’s wrong with these women? Well she’ll see her mistake (blows)

Narrator: If you have intelligence you can guess that the wolf is going to the 3rd pig’s house.

Wolf: (knocks)

3rd Pig (Minnesota): Oh how’s it goin’ there.

Wolf: Would you please just let me in?!

3rd Pig: Oh of course you just come on in. You look hungry, why don’t I get you some nice tapioca pudding.

Wolf: No, no I’ll leave! It’s fine!

Narrator: And so the moral of the story is: no one likes tapioca pudding.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ahahahaha that's great

raisa said...

ahahahahahahahahahaha. gosh dang they shoulda let you finish. when did they cut you off

jennjeanne said...

umm after the black lady. yeah i was like right about to start saying the minnesotan and he was like that's enough and i was like die! (on the inside)