For the speech audtition one of the things we have to do is create our own versoin of the 3 little pigs so here is what i did. (make sure to note the accents the lines are said in)
(Suave) Narrator: Now children (and not so children), I have for you today an enchanting tale and it all starts with 3 pigs. Now you see these pigs all lived in a row with houses made of peculiar materials. Let’s enter their world shall we.
In the woods nearby lives a quite frightening wolf. Oh here he comes now! He appears to be walking up to the first pig’s house.
Wolf: (knocks)
1st Pig (Indian)- What do you want?
Wolf: Please let me in. I’m hungry.
1st Pig: No! (slams door)
Wolf: Well I’ll show her (blows).
Narrator: So you see the wolf has blown down the first pig’s house and is headed to the next one.
Wolf: (knocks)
2nd Pig (black)- What you knockin on my door for?
Wolf: Let me in. I’m starving!
2nd Pig: Oh you think I ain’t seen those movies where they let in wolf. That will not be me sir. (Slams door)
Wolf: What’s wrong with these women? Well she’ll see her mistake (blows)
Narrator: If you have intelligence you can guess that the wolf is going to the 3rd pig’s house.
Wolf: (knocks)
3rd Pig (Minnesota): Oh how’s it goin’ there.
Wolf: Would you please just let me in?!
3rd Pig: Oh of course you just come on in. You look hungry, why don’t I get you some nice tapioca pudding.
Wolf: No, no I’ll leave! It’s fine!
Narrator: And so the moral of the story is: no one likes tapioca pudding.
3 comments:
Ahahahaha that's great
ahahahahahahahahahaha. gosh dang they shoulda let you finish. when did they cut you off
umm after the black lady. yeah i was like right about to start saying the minnesotan and he was like that's enough and i was like die! (on the inside)
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