exert:
My heart was racing faster than a race car, it was beating louder than a raging river. I was all alone and helpless. I had to think fast if i was going to get out of this. How did i even get into this mess? My life wasn't always like this i hope you know. Well you probably don't know so i should start at the beginning and by the time we get to now maybe i'll have everything sorted out. Maybe.
i know that was kinda short but i can't come up with anything else right now and i want it to sound good so i don't want to just quick write something down. i'll try to come up with something tonight. if you come up with something that sounds good just write it in the comments and i might decide to use it.
buh-bye,
JennJeanne
p.s. like the background? the sides are kinda lame but i think the middle is awesome. and read the blog description. i found it on some website but it's totally true :)
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
I'm Back!!!!!!
whether you knew it or not i was at camp until yesterday. it was AWESOME!!! i was at inspiration point which is a church camp near alexandria. me and nicole went together. we are in these things called cabins (a group that you do everything with) and surprisingly none of them were too annoying. this one girl Aabreana was kinda a drama queen but most of the time it was more entertaining than annoying. Our counselor was Joanna and she was totally awesome!!! a lot of times she would talk in weird voices and it was hilarious!! plus also she went to tanzania and climbed Mount Kilimanjaro which sounded cool. a lot of the staff at camp could play the guitar and sing good and it kinda made me wanna learn to play guitar. Joanna was one of those people and some of the nights she played and sang songs for us before we went to sleep. it was really calming. one of the things we do at camp is adventure course. that's where your cabin and another cabin do really hard challenges. the main challenge we did was the magic carpet ride one. you had to fit everyone on this tarp thing that was like 3ft. by 3ft. and once everyone was on we had to flip the tarp completely over without anyone touching the ground. it was so hard!!! we worked on it for three days and we still didn't finish. we were all kinda disappointed that we didn't finish but we were proud at how far we got. it probably doesn't sound that hard but it was cause we had 8 girls(my cabin) and 7 boys(the other cabin) which if you can't do the math is 15 people so we could barely fit even with the tarp unfolded all the way. Like i said there were 8 girls(including me) in my cabin they are: me, nicole, emily, meredith, aabreana, sara, kellie, and evie(yeah you read it right her name is evie) and the adventure course cabin was nathan(the counsler), caleb, joey, trevor, jacob, chance, gavin,and austin. we actually kinda became friends with them. it was probably because we played this totally awesome game with them called signs. you might of heard of it but if you haven't, how you play is everyone picks a hand signal to do (like mine was socks in sign language) and someone "has" the sign and they pass it on by doing someone else's sign and the person they send it to has to recieve it by doing there own sign and then they send it on. there's a person in the middle trying to guess who has the sign and if they tag you and you have the sign you go in the middle. some people were really scary in the middle, like caleb would be standing there and then all of a sudden he would jump at someone. and kellie was hilarious cause whenever she had the sign and the person in the middle was coming towards her she would start freaking out and more than once she kicked the person in the middle(every time it was jacob which was weird). well i should probably stop and this is the longest post i've ever written i think. so...
see ya,
Jenn
see ya,
Jenn
Monday, June 29, 2009
Almost Practically July
Can you believe that almost a whole month of summer has already gone by?!?! it's so weird that the 4th of july is this week. it'll be fun to see people from school on the 3rd since a bunch of kids are always there. plus also it will be awesome to have delicious food there that is not nutritious at all. yay! that is all for now i suppose.
la de da,
JeNn
la de da,
JeNn
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Cartoon Attack!
I found a bunch of these little cartoon things on this one website. They aren't really that funny but they were kinda weird so i decided to put some on here.
bizzia byzza,
Jenn
p.s.i didn't make up the bizzia thing
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
How to Make Your Teachers Think You're a Freak
These are freakishly hilarious!!!! Doing stuff like this is the only upside of school. i dare you to do one of these :)
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.
9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.
11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.
13. Sing your questions.
14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.
15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."
16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O'Reilly.
17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.
19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".
20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.
21. Stare continually at the professor's crotch. Occassionally lick your lips.
22. Address the professor as "your excellency".
23. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.
25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.
26. Ask whether you have to come to class.
27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.
28. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.
29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become aggitated when the professor can't understand you.
30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
31. Watch the professor through binoculars.
32. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
33. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.
34. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
35. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
36. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
37. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the professor's reply and proceed to do so anyway.
38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.
39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"
40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.
43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for "stud".
44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell that?"
45. Disassemble your pen. "Accidently" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.
46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.
47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.
49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.
50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia.
funny stuff,
Jenn
p.s you have to do it on the first day
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.
9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.
11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.
13. Sing your questions.
14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.
15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."
16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O'Reilly.
17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.
19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".
20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.
21. Stare continually at the professor's crotch. Occassionally lick your lips.
22. Address the professor as "your excellency".
23. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.
25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.
26. Ask whether you have to come to class.
27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.
28. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.
29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become aggitated when the professor can't understand you.
30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
31. Watch the professor through binoculars.
32. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
33. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.
34. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
35. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
36. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
37. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the professor's reply and proceed to do so anyway.
38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.
39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"
40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.
43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for "stud".
44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell that?"
45. Disassemble your pen. "Accidently" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.
46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.
47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.
49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.
50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia.
funny stuff,
Jenn
p.s you have to do it on the first day
Friday, June 5, 2009
Day of School = LAST!!!
If you didn't figure it out it's the LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!! Which means i don't have to listen to dumb teachers for 3 months.I plan to be lazy and not do anything :) well mostly nothing. When i think of summer i think of laying in a hammock tied between two trees that give shade from the hot sun, just laying there swinging back and forth in shorts and tank top, listening to the sounds of summer like birds, kids laughing,and the wind. If i could i would do that ALL summer. it just sounds so peaceful and calming. there might be better ways to spend your time but that sounds like the best to me. so if you have massive plans try to stop once in a while and just relax instead of constantly running cause those are the most precious moments of summer.
Just Relax,
JeNn
Just Relax,
JeNn
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Type, Type, Typing Away
exert...
“Execute him,” boomed the great Zandeshi. “He has disturbed my Zen.”
“Sire, are you sure? He was only trying to make you comfortable. This would be the 6th execution this week!” one of the Zandeshi’s servants asked, afraid of the answer.
“Are you questioning my authority? Maybe I should execute you instead,” Zandeshi said glaring at the servant.
“Never, sire. It was just a question. I will take this man to the dungeon straight away.” The servant bowed to the Great Zandeshi and led the man to the dungeon.
* * * *
“I am so sorry this happened to you,” the servant said apologetically. “The Great Zandeshi has been very angry lately for the smallest things. No one knows what’s wrong and we are scared that we could be the next to be locked up and executed.”
“I have noticed it too. The sudden change is very worrisome. Unfortunately, I will not be around long enough to see the outcome of this strange behavior.”
“You still have a chance to escape.” The servant whispered.
“What do you mean?”
“The walls at the back of every cell are made of dirt. Since the Zandeshi’s sanctum is built into a hill all the rooms on this side have one dirt wall. Since it is so dark none of the prisoners figured out that the wall is made of dirt. Usually I wouldn’t tell a prisoner that they could escape but since you have been wrongly sentenced I think you should have the opportunity to be free.”
“That is very kind of you to tell me but I have no way of digging through the dirt to the outside,” The prisoner said sadly.
“I could find a way to sneak you a shovel. I know-“the servant was cut off by the sound of guards coming down the bamboo steps to the dungeon. The servant started to walk away when the prisoner called to him,
“Wait, before you go I must know your name. “
“Vium Slance,” the servant replied. “And you?”
“My name is Lombo. Lombo Canchum. “Vium smiled and ran up the stairs, already planning how he would help Lombo escape. Although they didn’t know it they had created a friendship that would change the world.
Character Descriptions
The Great Zandeshi: He is the leader of Jomawatu Island. Usually he is peaceful but lately he has been very irritable. No one knows why except the island’s scientist. The reason he is so short tempered is because the scientist is trying to make a serum that makes Zandeshi immortal. It has taken longer than expected and The Zandeshi is not very patient.
Vium: one of the Great Zandeshi’s servants. Feels bad for people in prison for no reason. Wants to help prisoners. Brave, rebellious, likes adventure.
Lombo: unfairly put in the Zandeshi’s prison. Wants to escape and find out why the Zandeshi is acting strange. Curious, notices detail, extremely smart.
Juit: survivor from a sunken pirate ship. Washed up on the shore of Jomawatu Island. Joins Fugym and Vium and helps them find out more about the Zandeshi. Strong, daring, always ready to help.
Fugym: Scientist forced to try to create a serum to make The Great Zandeshi immortal. Smartest person on the island. Has invented cure to many diseases. Inventive, smart, imaginative, stressed.
This is the story i am writing during typing. i haven't gotten very far but i like it so far.
La De Da,
JennJeanne
“Execute him,” boomed the great Zandeshi. “He has disturbed my Zen.”
“Sire, are you sure? He was only trying to make you comfortable. This would be the 6th execution this week!” one of the Zandeshi’s servants asked, afraid of the answer.
“Are you questioning my authority? Maybe I should execute you instead,” Zandeshi said glaring at the servant.
“Never, sire. It was just a question. I will take this man to the dungeon straight away.” The servant bowed to the Great Zandeshi and led the man to the dungeon.
* * * *
“I am so sorry this happened to you,” the servant said apologetically. “The Great Zandeshi has been very angry lately for the smallest things. No one knows what’s wrong and we are scared that we could be the next to be locked up and executed.”
“I have noticed it too. The sudden change is very worrisome. Unfortunately, I will not be around long enough to see the outcome of this strange behavior.”
“You still have a chance to escape.” The servant whispered.
“What do you mean?”
“The walls at the back of every cell are made of dirt. Since the Zandeshi’s sanctum is built into a hill all the rooms on this side have one dirt wall. Since it is so dark none of the prisoners figured out that the wall is made of dirt. Usually I wouldn’t tell a prisoner that they could escape but since you have been wrongly sentenced I think you should have the opportunity to be free.”
“That is very kind of you to tell me but I have no way of digging through the dirt to the outside,” The prisoner said sadly.
“I could find a way to sneak you a shovel. I know-“the servant was cut off by the sound of guards coming down the bamboo steps to the dungeon. The servant started to walk away when the prisoner called to him,
“Wait, before you go I must know your name. “
“Vium Slance,” the servant replied. “And you?”
“My name is Lombo. Lombo Canchum. “Vium smiled and ran up the stairs, already planning how he would help Lombo escape. Although they didn’t know it they had created a friendship that would change the world.
Character Descriptions
The Great Zandeshi: He is the leader of Jomawatu Island. Usually he is peaceful but lately he has been very irritable. No one knows why except the island’s scientist. The reason he is so short tempered is because the scientist is trying to make a serum that makes Zandeshi immortal. It has taken longer than expected and The Zandeshi is not very patient.
Vium: one of the Great Zandeshi’s servants. Feels bad for people in prison for no reason. Wants to help prisoners. Brave, rebellious, likes adventure.
Lombo: unfairly put in the Zandeshi’s prison. Wants to escape and find out why the Zandeshi is acting strange. Curious, notices detail, extremely smart.
Juit: survivor from a sunken pirate ship. Washed up on the shore of Jomawatu Island. Joins Fugym and Vium and helps them find out more about the Zandeshi. Strong, daring, always ready to help.
Fugym: Scientist forced to try to create a serum to make The Great Zandeshi immortal. Smartest person on the island. Has invented cure to many diseases. Inventive, smart, imaginative, stressed.
This is the story i am writing during typing. i haven't gotten very far but i like it so far.
La De Da,
JennJeanne
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