The Gold at the End of the Google Search

so i was on mlia and there was a post about a yahoo vs. google battle. it was i hate when i. i always like to check and see if they're true. so i typed in i hate when i and i found the jackpot of google searches-

i hate when i buy a bag of air and there are chips in it
i hate when i'm making a milkshake
i hate whe i'm on a flight and i wake up
i hate when i lose my black friend in the dark
i hate when i wake up in the morning
i hate when i flex and my shirt rips

ok that's all i just had to share that.

JJ Jantalope

Hi There I'm Gonna Write Stuff Now

my new philosophy: Before you insult someone, always walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you insult them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

a serious question: is it ironic that the one mexican lady working at noodles was wearing a shirt that said explore america?

reasons i am average: i'm reading narnia and harry potter right now, i'm wearing a adventure time shirt, i was looking for a unicorn background for my computer but i decided to have a rainbow one instead, i like to participate in the google vs. yahoo battle, plus the fact that actually average things happen to me.

an awesome google vs. yahoo: i type in what kind of. yahoo says what kind of dog should i get. google says what kind of sandwich is the grinch. google wins. again.

a good tip for guys: The best way to get into a lady's pants is to borrow her jeans.

song in my head today: born this way by lady gaga. it's surprisingly catchy and fun to dance to.

a general wonderingment: if your name is Q does that stand for something or is it just weird?

a funny mix up: pastor joel calling my mom sue which is not even close to becky.

the show with the most sissy men: biggest loser. every week they have these giant guys crying and breaking down. it's pathetic.

an interesting coincidence: today i was reading the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe and i was reading the part where the ever lasting winter ended and spring began and that's kinda what it felt like today.

a movie i will never see: pure country 2: the gift. i don't know what it's about and i don't care.

song that won a grammy that i hate: need you now by lady antebelum. it's just annoying.

wii game that is fan-smackin-tastic: mario bros of course.

animals that need saving: whales plus also platypi

summer pan i can't forget: to get that wash out dye from hot topic so i'll have awesome purple hair.

the fake holiday that makes single girls become fat, single girls because of all the chocolate for sale: valentine's day obviously.

bye there i'm done writing stuff now,
Jenn
 

 

i am hungry on the bus. we passed an accident. it looked kinda bad. the bus driver told us to stop rubber neckin'. i laughed cause it was so ridiculous.

In Ze Night and Ze Day

la kooka rocha la kooka rocha something something something something. we are having mexican food for dinner and that's what came to my mind when i thought mexican night, night of the mexicans. wow that sounds not... correct. anyway today is friday which is a positive. we are going to fmsc (if you don't know what that is, well find out) for key club for me and nicole's lettering project so we can wear the fancy jackets. even though nicole already ordered hers for swimming so blah to her. right now(well not RIGHT now) i'm reading a book called loser/queen and its really good. it's about this girl who is just a failure at life like for real it's pathetic. so she starts getting texts from some stranger and they leave stuff on her back porch to help her get back at a mean popular girl and she gets a call from some woman who gives her a makeover. it's really weird it's kinda like a mystery cause who is this person and how do they know so much stuff? i don't know to me it's intriguing plus the cover looks cool so even if you judge books by their cover it'll work for you. i feel like lately these posts are more ramblely (is that a word?) cause before usually i would have something i wanted to write about but now i'm just kinda like let's write some stuff and see what happens. tell me what kind you like better and i will... probably ignore you but anyway i dont know. but since this is already random did you see annie's shoes? you know who i'm sayin if you're reading this. they were just white but she colored them so one's like day time and sun and the other is nigt time and a moon. i thought they were awesome.

goodbye for the last time (not really),
Jennjeanne

Words

what day is it? what's my name? my piano teacher always says that. i think she's kidding..... oh na na what's my name oh na na what's my name what's my name. i kinda hate that song plus who even comes up with that cause i assume she knows what her name is and if she doesn't why would she want to tell everyone that she's so delirious she doesn't even know her name. weird. anyway today is sunday the day of suns or of ice cream not icream (i can't believe i did that). speaking of that tomorrow we start the new notebook yay! and i get to keep the old one so whoever has it should give it to me (unless i have it i haven't actually looked in my backpack yet). finally! we passed the castle on mario. that sounds super nerdy but whatever mario is awesome but extremely hard. i think the castle levels are supposed to be harder than the regular ones and even if they aren't supposed to be, they are. im hungry so i am going to eat food because that's what you do when you're hungry. unless you're anorexic or something but that's just weird. and end post.

Waldo's in Narnia

a couple days ago i started reading the magician's nephew which if you don't know is the first narnia book (i got a giant book of all the stories together). i've only read 20 pages so far and somehow i'm hooked. from the first page i knew i liked it. there's something about how c.s. lewis writes that's so intriguing and yet so ordinary that you don't want to stop reading it's so weird. i want to be able to write like that because then i could write about anything and people would be so intrigued they wouldn't be able to stop reading. i'd say i'm not there yet but it would be pretty amazing to be able to do that.

on a completely different subject don't you just love the where's waldo books? i have them all and i think they're awesome. and how cool would it be if you could go into the different worlds. ooh and then you have to find waldo and wanda and odlaw and wizard whitebeard and woof as you walk around. they would have to stay in the same spot but it would still be super hard. plus also i like these books cause of all the little jokes and random stuff that's in it that you don't always notice. i swear you could look at it for hours and not see it all. the most amazing part of course is the fact that someone drew it all. like seriously i would draw one little corner of it and be like screw this the rest of the page can be empty. but that's why i'm not the one who makes these. i think i'm gonna look at all the books in the car later.

la dee da i guess that's all of my random going on for today on account of i cant think of anymore at the moment.

i found waldo,
Jenn

The Latest Fashion

i just had to put this on here because its so ridiculous. i mean come on no one even wants a butt that looks like that. plus it says its butt lift jeans so how would they even make jeans like that. it must be like water wings inside that you have to blow up or something. seriously people need to think their advertisements through.

what in the world,
Jenn Jeanne