I found a bunch of these little cartoon things on this one website. They aren't really that funny but they were kinda weird so i decided to put some on here.
bizzia byzza,
Jenn
p.s.i didn't make up the bizzia thing
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Cartoon Attack!
I found a bunch of these little cartoon things on this one website. They aren't really that funny but they were kinda weird so i decided to put some on here.
bizzia byzza,
Jenn
p.s.i didn't make up the bizzia thing
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
How to Make Your Teachers Think You're a Freak
These are freakishly hilarious!!!! Doing stuff like this is the only upside of school. i dare you to do one of these :)
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.
9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.
11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.
13. Sing your questions.
14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.
15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."
16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O'Reilly.
17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.
19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".
20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.
21. Stare continually at the professor's crotch. Occassionally lick your lips.
22. Address the professor as "your excellency".
23. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.
25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.
26. Ask whether you have to come to class.
27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.
28. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.
29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become aggitated when the professor can't understand you.
30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
31. Watch the professor through binoculars.
32. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
33. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.
34. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
35. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
36. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
37. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the professor's reply and proceed to do so anyway.
38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.
39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"
40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.
43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for "stud".
44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell that?"
45. Disassemble your pen. "Accidently" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.
46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.
47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.
49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.
50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia.
funny stuff,
Jenn
p.s you have to do it on the first day
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.
9. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
10. Squint thoughtfully while giving the professor strange looks. In the middle of lecture, tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.
11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.
13. Sing your questions.
14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.
15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry."
16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O'Reilly.
17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you've done so.
19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".
20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.
21. Stare continually at the professor's crotch. Occassionally lick your lips.
22. Address the professor as "your excellency".
23. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
24. Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.
25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.
26. Ask whether you have to come to class.
27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.
28. Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.
29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become aggitated when the professor can't understand you.
30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
31. Watch the professor through binoculars.
32. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
33. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.
34. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
35. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
36. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
37. As soon as the first bell rings, volunteer to put a problem on the board. Ignore the professor's reply and proceed to do so anyway.
38. Claim that you wrote the class text book.
39. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"
40. Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
41. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
42. Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.
43. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the S stands for "stud".
44. Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, "Can you spell that?"
45. Disassemble your pen. "Accidently" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat.
46. Wink at the professor every few minutes.
47. In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
48. Laugh heartily at everything the professor says. Snort when you laugh.
49. Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.
50. Ask your math professor to pull the roll chart above the blackboard of ancient Greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia.
funny stuff,
Jenn
p.s you have to do it on the first day
Friday, June 5, 2009
Day of School = LAST!!!
If you didn't figure it out it's the LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!! Which means i don't have to listen to dumb teachers for 3 months.I plan to be lazy and not do anything :) well mostly nothing. When i think of summer i think of laying in a hammock tied between two trees that give shade from the hot sun, just laying there swinging back and forth in shorts and tank top, listening to the sounds of summer like birds, kids laughing,and the wind. If i could i would do that ALL summer. it just sounds so peaceful and calming. there might be better ways to spend your time but that sounds like the best to me. so if you have massive plans try to stop once in a while and just relax instead of constantly running cause those are the most precious moments of summer.
Just Relax,
JeNn
Just Relax,
JeNn
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Type, Type, Typing Away
exert...
“Execute him,” boomed the great Zandeshi. “He has disturbed my Zen.”
“Sire, are you sure? He was only trying to make you comfortable. This would be the 6th execution this week!” one of the Zandeshi’s servants asked, afraid of the answer.
“Are you questioning my authority? Maybe I should execute you instead,” Zandeshi said glaring at the servant.
“Never, sire. It was just a question. I will take this man to the dungeon straight away.” The servant bowed to the Great Zandeshi and led the man to the dungeon.
* * * *
“I am so sorry this happened to you,” the servant said apologetically. “The Great Zandeshi has been very angry lately for the smallest things. No one knows what’s wrong and we are scared that we could be the next to be locked up and executed.”
“I have noticed it too. The sudden change is very worrisome. Unfortunately, I will not be around long enough to see the outcome of this strange behavior.”
“You still have a chance to escape.” The servant whispered.
“What do you mean?”
“The walls at the back of every cell are made of dirt. Since the Zandeshi’s sanctum is built into a hill all the rooms on this side have one dirt wall. Since it is so dark none of the prisoners figured out that the wall is made of dirt. Usually I wouldn’t tell a prisoner that they could escape but since you have been wrongly sentenced I think you should have the opportunity to be free.”
“That is very kind of you to tell me but I have no way of digging through the dirt to the outside,” The prisoner said sadly.
“I could find a way to sneak you a shovel. I know-“the servant was cut off by the sound of guards coming down the bamboo steps to the dungeon. The servant started to walk away when the prisoner called to him,
“Wait, before you go I must know your name. “
“Vium Slance,” the servant replied. “And you?”
“My name is Lombo. Lombo Canchum. “Vium smiled and ran up the stairs, already planning how he would help Lombo escape. Although they didn’t know it they had created a friendship that would change the world.
Character Descriptions
The Great Zandeshi: He is the leader of Jomawatu Island. Usually he is peaceful but lately he has been very irritable. No one knows why except the island’s scientist. The reason he is so short tempered is because the scientist is trying to make a serum that makes Zandeshi immortal. It has taken longer than expected and The Zandeshi is not very patient.
Vium: one of the Great Zandeshi’s servants. Feels bad for people in prison for no reason. Wants to help prisoners. Brave, rebellious, likes adventure.
Lombo: unfairly put in the Zandeshi’s prison. Wants to escape and find out why the Zandeshi is acting strange. Curious, notices detail, extremely smart.
Juit: survivor from a sunken pirate ship. Washed up on the shore of Jomawatu Island. Joins Fugym and Vium and helps them find out more about the Zandeshi. Strong, daring, always ready to help.
Fugym: Scientist forced to try to create a serum to make The Great Zandeshi immortal. Smartest person on the island. Has invented cure to many diseases. Inventive, smart, imaginative, stressed.
This is the story i am writing during typing. i haven't gotten very far but i like it so far.
La De Da,
JennJeanne
“Execute him,” boomed the great Zandeshi. “He has disturbed my Zen.”
“Sire, are you sure? He was only trying to make you comfortable. This would be the 6th execution this week!” one of the Zandeshi’s servants asked, afraid of the answer.
“Are you questioning my authority? Maybe I should execute you instead,” Zandeshi said glaring at the servant.
“Never, sire. It was just a question. I will take this man to the dungeon straight away.” The servant bowed to the Great Zandeshi and led the man to the dungeon.
* * * *
“I am so sorry this happened to you,” the servant said apologetically. “The Great Zandeshi has been very angry lately for the smallest things. No one knows what’s wrong and we are scared that we could be the next to be locked up and executed.”
“I have noticed it too. The sudden change is very worrisome. Unfortunately, I will not be around long enough to see the outcome of this strange behavior.”
“You still have a chance to escape.” The servant whispered.
“What do you mean?”
“The walls at the back of every cell are made of dirt. Since the Zandeshi’s sanctum is built into a hill all the rooms on this side have one dirt wall. Since it is so dark none of the prisoners figured out that the wall is made of dirt. Usually I wouldn’t tell a prisoner that they could escape but since you have been wrongly sentenced I think you should have the opportunity to be free.”
“That is very kind of you to tell me but I have no way of digging through the dirt to the outside,” The prisoner said sadly.
“I could find a way to sneak you a shovel. I know-“the servant was cut off by the sound of guards coming down the bamboo steps to the dungeon. The servant started to walk away when the prisoner called to him,
“Wait, before you go I must know your name. “
“Vium Slance,” the servant replied. “And you?”
“My name is Lombo. Lombo Canchum. “Vium smiled and ran up the stairs, already planning how he would help Lombo escape. Although they didn’t know it they had created a friendship that would change the world.
Character Descriptions
The Great Zandeshi: He is the leader of Jomawatu Island. Usually he is peaceful but lately he has been very irritable. No one knows why except the island’s scientist. The reason he is so short tempered is because the scientist is trying to make a serum that makes Zandeshi immortal. It has taken longer than expected and The Zandeshi is not very patient.
Vium: one of the Great Zandeshi’s servants. Feels bad for people in prison for no reason. Wants to help prisoners. Brave, rebellious, likes adventure.
Lombo: unfairly put in the Zandeshi’s prison. Wants to escape and find out why the Zandeshi is acting strange. Curious, notices detail, extremely smart.
Juit: survivor from a sunken pirate ship. Washed up on the shore of Jomawatu Island. Joins Fugym and Vium and helps them find out more about the Zandeshi. Strong, daring, always ready to help.
Fugym: Scientist forced to try to create a serum to make The Great Zandeshi immortal. Smartest person on the island. Has invented cure to many diseases. Inventive, smart, imaginative, stressed.
This is the story i am writing during typing. i haven't gotten very far but i like it so far.
La De Da,
JennJeanne
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
I got this in an email so you might have already seen it but i think it's freakin hilarious!!!!! I could totally see Meaghan doing all this stuff :)
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom... Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'ForMarijuana'.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water, whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream...'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. '
laugh til' you cry,
Jenn
p.s. this kinda reminds me of 13 ways to get kicked out of Walmart
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom... Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'ForMarijuana'.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water, whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream...'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go. '
laugh til' you cry,
Jenn
p.s. this kinda reminds me of 13 ways to get kicked out of Walmart
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Wheat Bits
Exert
This morning for breakfast I had cereal. My mom made me eat the healthy cereal again, which is like eating soggy cardboard. I had to stop myself from gagging while eating it. The second I finished I raced up to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I had to get the taste of sawdust out of my mouth. I made a mental note to try to think of a way to sneak sugar into the dreaded Wheat Bits. Trying to forget the incident, I walked across the hall to my bedroom to pick out my outfit. After much thinking, I decided on my new lime green tank top with the words peace & love in hot pink on the front. For my pants I decided on my True Religion jeans that are pre-ripped at the knees. Just as I walked out of my walk-in closet my dog, Cotton, jumped on my bed and started chewing on my tank top. Before I could stop him, he had chewed a big hole in my shirt.at that moment i knew it was going to be a bad day.
Nicole said she thought that was really good but i dont think it's that good. whatever.
This morning for breakfast I had cereal. My mom made me eat the healthy cereal again, which is like eating soggy cardboard. I had to stop myself from gagging while eating it. The second I finished I raced up to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I had to get the taste of sawdust out of my mouth. I made a mental note to try to think of a way to sneak sugar into the dreaded Wheat Bits. Trying to forget the incident, I walked across the hall to my bedroom to pick out my outfit. After much thinking, I decided on my new lime green tank top with the words peace & love in hot pink on the front. For my pants I decided on my True Religion jeans that are pre-ripped at the knees. Just as I walked out of my walk-in closet my dog, Cotton, jumped on my bed and started chewing on my tank top. Before I could stop him, he had chewed a big hole in my shirt.at that moment i knew it was going to be a bad day.
Nicole said she thought that was really good but i dont think it's that good. whatever.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
FrEaKy!!!!!!!!!
That ghost movie looks so freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even the commercial freaks the crap out of me!! I can't believe anyone would watch that!! I would have nightmares for a long time if i watched that!!!!
that's all,
JeNnJeAnNe
that's all,
JeNnJeAnNe
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